Please tell a joke.

A wife searches her husband thoroughly every day to see if she can find a woman's hair. One day, I searched for nothing for a long time, but I scolded: Now you even want a nun!

A director sent a message to a female secretary: I miss you so much. International Hotel 1 103 Room, come on! But I accidentally pressed the group send button. The moment of reply came: female secret: virtue, what are you in a hurry! Girlfriend: I just made it last night. Now? Female subordinate: Right away. ...

A couple of lovers were caught by a savage in the mountains and said that you would let you go if you ate each other's shit. The lover did it. On the way home, the woman cried. The man asked her why, and the woman said sadly, you don't love me, otherwise you wouldn't pull so much.

I remember playing with a rope in the community once when I was a child, and several children saw it. One of the little girls came up to me and said, "Uncle, can you lend me your rope to play with?" Uncle? ! My face sank immediately after hearing it! The little girl was very clever and immediately changed her mouth and said, "Brother, can I borrow the rope to play?" Shit! It collapsed! Do I look like a man? !