Classic English jokes

20 15 classic English jokes 1:

Teacher: "George Washington not only hacked people, but also admitted that he did it." Now do you know why his father didn't punish him? " Blonde: "Because George still has an axe in his hand."

20 15 classic English jokes 2:

A guy held a dinner party for his colleagues, including his boss. During the dinner, the host's three-year-old girl kept staring at her father's boss sitting opposite her. The girl stared and could hardly eat. The man checked his tie, touched his face for food and patted his hair, but nothing could stop her from staring at him. He tried to ignore her, but in the end he couldn't stand it. He asked her, "Why are you staring at me? ? "Everyone at the table noticed her behavior, and the table quieted down and waited for her response. The little girl said, "My father says you drink like a fish. I don't want to miss it!" "

20 15 classic English jokes 3:

Bill is a good student and a clever boy. He likes studying arithmetic, and he can easily do all the arithmetic problems in the book. One day, on his way to school, Bill passed by a fruit shop. There is a sign on the window that says, "apples-six for five cents." Bill had an idea. He went into the shop. "How much is the apple?" He asked the shop. "Six for five cents." "But I don't want six apples." How many apples do you want? "It's not a question of how many apples I want. It is an arithmetic problem. " "What do you mean by arithmetic problems?" The man asked. "Well, if six apples are worth five cents, then five apples are worth four points, four apples are worth three points, three apples are worth two cents, two apples are worth one point, and one apple is worthless. I just want an apple. If an apple is worthless, then I don't need to give you money. " Bill picked a good apple, began to eat it, and then walked out of the shop happily. The man looked at the little boy in surprise and couldn't say a word.

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