Several humorous jokes that happened around us.

Several humorous jokes that happened around us.

1, in the swimming pool, my boyfriend just learned to swim. Suddenly a dog jumped down and swam excitedly. I saw my boyfriend angrily pull himself out and picked up a wooden stick to chase after him. You want to teach me? Lao tze want you to teach?

Me. . .

2、? What's your name?

? Zhang. ?

? Which one? Is the bow long?

? Zhang zhiang. ?

3. In today's society, I don't know what's going on, but can we communicate happily?

I'm on a business trip and I'm a stranger. I want to buy anti-inflammatory drugs.

I met a big sister and asked her, big sister, where is a drugstore near here?

Big sister: buy a set?

Me: Oh, no, I buy medicine!

Elder sister: It would be nice to buy a set. Drugs do harm to your health.

Me: I buy anti-inflammatory drugs.

Elder sister: Is it swollen?

This still makes people live! @#￥%?

I talked with my boyfriend for more than two months, and he loves smoking.

Today I said to him: Quit smoking or break up! ?

He lit a cigarette slowly and took a sip. How long have cigarettes been with me! How long have you been with me? You go! ?

Damn it! The plot should not be like this. . .

5. A couple get married and friends come to the bridal chamber. The couple made all kinds of psychological preparations, and as a result, a group of friends had nothing to do and chatted until late at night ready to go home.

Finally, I picked up a glass of wine to propose a toast to the newlyweds. I put Viagra in the wine for the groom and croton in the wine for the bride. As a result, the groom worked hard all night and the bride pulled it all night!

6. There is a nurse in the unit. Seeing that the button on her nurse's uniform was not buckled properly, I kindly reminded her: beauty! It's gone I see the ditch!

Nurse: What do you know? It won't hurt to give the patient an injection like this.

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