Selected funny sentences about making money.

I don't want money. I think it's interesting to make money and watch the value increase gradually.

It is difficult to make money, it is difficult to go to the sky, and it is always necessary to camp; It's easy to spend money, easy to lie down and sleep, and do whatever you want anytime and anywhere. It's not easy to make money, remember, don't spend money casually!

If you don't make much money, you will pay for the equivalent. If you make money without speed, you can just pay your salary on time. It doesn't cost much, as long as the price is reasonable and there is no speed in spending money, saving some money for dinner is the key. I wish you money in hand, eat, drink and be merry.

Spend money like running water, make money like climbing a mountain, make money like pulling a tooth out of a tiger's mouth, and spend money like browsing. I hope I can take a quick look at it without pulling my teeth out.

You can't see the money rolling in, and you can't see the money running in the sea. Have you noticed that there are so many golden mountains and silver mountains? I miss them very much. Life is full of gold, so don't leave your pockets empty. I was born obsessed with money, and 1000 yuan is not enough. I wish all my friends can be rich and full of gold and silver.

Laugh at the sky and go out. How to go shopping without spending money? Others say that I am too profligate, and I laugh that others can't see through it. Since the world can't satisfy our desire, we'd better spend it wisely! I wish you good luck and good fortune; Lucky stars shine high, count money and laugh!

There are two ways to make money, each with its own unique tricks. If you earn more, you will be happy, but if you earn less, you will be helpless. There are two ways to spend money, including various forms. Rich people are handsome, and people without money are unhappy. Only you are carefree and lovely. Why? Because you are the god of wealth, you spend money to play every day, and people pay you back.

Treat money like dirt. If money really becomes dirt, it will be easy to make money! Just like that, when you spend money, who will want that "dirt"? I wish you making money as easy as picking up dirt, and spending money is also real money!

Send you a cornucopia, wish you stay away from making money, open the basin when you need money, and move Jinshan Yinshan out; I'll give you a wishful well. Take whatever you want and don't go out. I'll give you whatever you want. When you have these two treasures, life will become dull. I wish you honest money, honest money.

Making money is a bit busy, spending money is a bit idle; Making money is a bit difficult, spending money is a bit easy; Making money is a bit bitter, spending money is a bit sweet; Making money is a bit tiring, and spending money is a bit cool; Making money is a bit annoying, spending money is a bit fun; I wish you: make more money smoothly and spend more money happily!

Spend money like water, make money like a mountain, make money happily, and spend money cool. Earn less and spend more. It takes a thousand years to make money and sell ten thousand bills. Earn, it's hard. Flowers are particularly easy. So, I wish you: there is a lot of money in the bag, and all the money at home is piled up!

Money is like a stone, everywhere. If you spend money like sprinkling water, it will soon evaporate. All you need is a pair of bright eyes. I hope my friends have a pair of shining eyes, grasp wealth and live a good life.