Hurtful humorous jokes

Humorous jokes that hurt others

Humorous jokes that hurt others: You look a lot like my first girlfriend. ?Really? Let me take a look at the photo!? Don’t move, I’ll take a photo. ?More exciting jokes are in the joke column, welcome to enjoy! Humorous jokes: Asking for the psychological shadow of the naughty kid behind. Humorous jokes

1. Two 2B colleagues chatted, and one said: If I give you two I have a girlfriend, one has big breasts but is ugly, the other is good-looking but has no breasts, which one do you choose?

The other thought for a while and said: It depends on which one is more expensive, breast enlargement or plastic surgery.. ....

2. Play WeChat drift bottle, pick up a bottle, and wait for 20 seconds. He was silent for the first nineteen seconds, and in the last second he just said: sb, are you still listening!.

3. Reporter: Why do you want to work in the comedy industry?

Actor: They always laugh at me, so I just want to charge them some money. ?

4. A taxi driver accidentally hit a BMW. When the BMW driver got out of the car, he shouted: "What's wrong with you? You can afford to pay for a car worth three to four hundred thousand yuan." What? ?

The taxi driver replied calmly: "It costs more than 300,000 yuan to get my car." ?

5. My dad came home drunk and insisted on lifting me up. He made lifting movements while mumbling: "I will surpass the first two players and increase the weight to the maximum!" Come on, Team China!?

Then he wanted to pick me up? He didn’t succeed, and then he whined? Can’t you let me win the championship? He covered his face and ran into the bedroom.

I hate my dad very much, really! I want to lose weight!! Humorous jokes

1. There are so many life guides in the world, but I am heading north.

2. Always treat yourself as a grandson, because the whole world belongs to you.

3. Spending money is as fast as lightning, and making money is as hard as climbing to the sky.

4. I don’t want to listen to you, I don’t understand even if you listen, I don’t know how to do it even if I understand it, and if I do, I will make a mistake, so I skip class every day.

5. One person showed off to the classmates: Recently, the classmates in the dormitory like to play Angry Birds. One person asked: Who is Angry?

6. The husband provokes his wife IQ, asked: Dear, do you have the skills to say something that makes me happy and angry at the same time? My wife was silent for a while and said: I found that among all your friends, you are the only one who does not need to take Viagra. . .

7. In the office building, people are busy working in the office room, and the workers earn wages and exchange their wages for rent.

8. One person is happy, two people live, three people are life and death

9. Boss: Everyone must have a life outside of work! So, everyone started to work overtime....

10. Give me a love and give you a one-night stand. ;