Do you have a cool joke? Tell it and listen to it

1

Sun Wukong climbs up the cantaloupe tree to pick one melon in one minute

How many can he pick in one day

Is the answer 1440?

Actually, cantaloupes do not grow on trees

2

What do bananas become when they fall from the tree?

They turn into eggplants . Because it turned black after falling

3

The eggplant lying on the ground

What will it turn into soon?

It will turn into a banana. Because the bruise is healed

4

What will it turn into when it is lying on the ground

shortly

turn into feces. Because my dog ??ate it. .

5

What does an eggplant turn into when it falls from the tree?

(This time I was smarter) Someone answered: It turns into a banana

Actually wrong. Or eggplant. If you fall to the ground, you can’t see the bruise.

So it’s still an eggplant

6

What will happen to the eggplant soon after it lies on the ground?

Someone replied: Shit. Someone replied: Banana

Actually. It’s still an eggplant

The black color is better

I still can’t see it, so it’s still an eggplant

7

The eggplant is lying on the ground

What will happen soon?

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-Leave it in suspense. . .