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Why was Emperor Han Yuan willing to send Wang Zhaojun, a stunning beauty, out of the customs?

In modern feudal society, consanguinity is the same political skill between the two countries. During the Warring States period, vassal states often adopted the method of kinship to close the relationship between countries. After the Qin Dynasty agreed to China, the law of kinship also spread!

On the surface, it looks like a landscape, but in the years with convenient transportation in advance, it is probably a sad journey of life to leave and never see each other again.

When Emperor Yuan of the Han Dynasty was Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, in order to enrich the concubines in the harem, he mobilized all the handsome men to enter the palace. For a while, the fat and thin people went to the oral exam, and the emperors couldn't browse one by one, so they asked the painter Mao Yanshou to draw all the portraits of handsome men, and then he would see which one was good-looking. So whoever was lucky, the poor family gave the painter an artificial one, and the painter simply chose it, but the poor family couldn't afford it.

There is also a Hubei native named Wang Zhaojun. She can't afford the benefits of Mao Yanshou, but she really wants to enter the palace for poor families. When Mao Yanshou saw Zhao Zhao, she didn't give money, so she painted Zhao Zhao very ordinary and deliberately beautified her!

When Emperor Han Yuan saw Wang Zhaojun's beautified portrait, he naturally wouldn't take any chances with her. Therefore, Wang Zhaojun entered the palace for five years and has been a maid-in-waiting!

Soon, the Huns were divided into two factions. Khan ruled the north, Uhaanyehe guided the south, and Uhaanyehe had a good relationship with Han. He even sent away the northern Xiongnu Khan with Emperor Han, and I made Attila!

Uhaanyehe brought a small amount of gifts to Chang 'an to pay tribute to Emperor Wu in order to be a vassal and to be grateful to Emperor Wu. Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty was very happy and asked Uhaanyehe, "Ai Qing, I will do whatever you want!"

Uhaanyehe suggested: "Your Majesty, Xiao Wang wants to marry a big man, so you can give me a woman!"

Emperor Han Yuan promised to go up, and called all the maids who had never had an accident in the palace, so that Uhaanyehe could choose her own woman!

But the ladies-in-waiting don't know that this is for Attila to choose a wife. They thought it was the son of heaven who wanted to choose a waitress to sleep in, and they all wore heavy makeup. As long as Wang Zhaojun is casual and simple, he is more amazing than those well-dressed ladies!

Uhaanyehe took a fancy to Wang Zhaojun at a glance and named him to marry Wang Zhaojun!

Emperor Han Yuan looked at it: Oh, this woman is so beautiful. I haven't seen it before. Although I am sad, I can't change it once I open my mouth!

After the banquet, Emperor Han Yuan angrily found the portrait. When he saw that the portrait was very different from the real person, it was obvious that Mao Yanshou had cheated me. I should feel lucky for such a beautiful woman!

Emperor Han Yuan was very angry. He tore up the portrait and had Mao Yanshou cut!

Of course I was angry, but Emperor Han Yuan was not satisfied. Such a beautiful woman has been by my side for five years, and I didn't invent it. Instead, give it to others. No, I have to taste it first!

Wang Zhaojun was summoned that night. Although he can't have his whole life, he has spent three days at most. At first, Wang Zhaojun went out to serve Uhaanyehe!

But Uhaanyehe is old enough to be Grandpa Zhaojun. How should he spend his life with Wang Zhaojun? He married Wang Zhaojun and died the following year. Wang Zhaojun was only 24 years old that year. Although he gave birth to a son to Uhaanyehe, he is still beautiful!

The eldest son succeeded to the throne of Uhaanyehe. According to Xiongnu custom, everything of a father is inherited by his son, including his wife, so Wang Zhaojun became the wife of his son and gave birth to two daughters!

Maybe Wang Zhaojun is so beautiful. The eldest son died in a few years. Khan's position was inherited by his brother, and so was Wang Zhaojun!

Tired of watching, let's have a joke to make you happy:

Illiterate county magistrate

There is an illiterate county magistrate. Every time he buys something, he draws a picture in the shopping book and keeps an account. He draws a watermelon when he buys a watermelon and an onion when he buys an onion.

Once, the governor came down to inspect, and it happened that the magistrate of a county was not there. When the governor saw the shopping book on the wall, he was very interested and ticked it out with a red pen.

After the governor left, the magistrate of a county came back and saw that someone had moved his books and cursed the governor: "What! Bullying people up there! Why did he buy a red candle and put it on my account? "