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The classic social quotation of restraining laughter.

I can't say everything is in place, but as a brother, you have to rip your heart out.

2. A strong person is not without tears, but can run forward with tears in his eyes.

Don't play hardball with me. I lost face and you lost your life.

The food in the canteen was terrible, but after eating the food cooked by my wife, I decided to continue eating in the canteen!

High-rise buildings rise from the ground, and glory depends on yourself.

6. Not all apologies can get an insignificant sentence. No one will wait for you in the same place. When you came back, I had already left.

7. No matter how big a woman's business is, it's a small matter, and no matter how small a brother's business is, it's also a big matter.

8. No matter what occupation you are engaged in, remember not to live up to your conscience.

9. The cruel society has made you stubborn, and now you are not qualified to say yes in front of me.

1 1. Wipe your nose first, then lift your pants, and then take to the social road.

12. It's dark and slippery, and it's dark and windy, so it's incapable. Don't shout.

13. Try gold with fire, women with gold and men with women.

14. If I play with you, you must laugh. I give you face, you have to have it.

15. It's just that I'm too young to see if I'm a man or a dog. It's my fault.

16. Don't talk all the time.

17. Brother is just a game, but you are fascinated.

18. Women conquer men with stockings, and men conquer banks with stockings!

19. I can hold you to the top of the crowd or let you fall into the abyss. You can forget the digger, so why should I pester you?

20. Don't test the water, I don't know the depth; I don't know if it's good or bad if people don't pay.

Don't always think you can go anywhere. It's unkind of you to be duplicitous.

22. The sun shines all over the city, but it may not be warm.

23. Don't be depressed, spirit boy. The aunts in the village will laugh.

24. You lost your nature in the infighting. You are not hard enough to throw eggs at stones. You give orders to my face, and you are sick at a young age.

25. Love can't stand waiting. Call my husband now.

26. It is normal not to get the corresponding reward. Just like giving money when eating in the canteen, it is a truth that there is more meat in someone else's bowl than in yours.

There are thousands of people in the world. If you don't love them, change them

28. Man, you can be sexy, but you must take a knife in color.

Although I am not as arrogant as before, I don't want to be a useless waste. I'm only trying for the double-click praise of the old irons.

30. If you are drunk today, you will want to sleep unless you are a woman.

3 1. How do you know the depth of the Yellow River before dawn? This young man is not very good.

32. Hope is like fire, disappointment is like smoke, and life is like fire and smoke.

I don't like to compete with others all my life, and I won't let me deserve it.

34. The world is so chaotic, who are you pretending to be pure for?

Don't call me young and frivolous, I know the winner is king.

36. Sincerity is not as good as red money, and feelings are only for sexual needs!

37. How many men can you cherish in your life?

38. Brother Xing is right. Brother Xing hits you.

39. Small leather shoes with jeans, step on both legs, rogue step!

40. The world is so hard, and my heart is so cold.

Don't call me arrogant, I just don't deal with animals.

42. There are many roads in society, and social songs should be accompanied by social shaking.

43. You can hit me in the face, or you can tell me to get out of here, but don't forget the sinister intentions of Big Brother before he is ready.

44. Guan Yu drew his sword and went into battle with overwhelming momentum.

45. Copy social quotations online and beware of floating on steel pipes.

46. Don't laugh at the poor people wearing rags, tigers falling in Pingyang and being bullied by dogs.

47. Some good friends are really alienated unconsciously, and you don't even know why.

48. The road to socialization is on the road. Don't be a dog when doing things. Pick up the gun and fight Guan Gong. You may not understand the words "doing things horizontally and vertically", but today I will tell you how to write the word "original".

49. You have your story and I have my background. It's not hard, but don't touch it.

50. Not pestering you doesn't mean I'm afraid, because I have my parents at home. You have to understand this sentence. Not calling the landlord doesn't mean not being bombed.

5 1. Wear socks first, then shoes. Be a grandson first, then a grandfather. Do you know what a grandfather is? My father's father is called grandfather.

52. Wolves eat meat everywhere, and calves are beaten everywhere.

53. You are a good person, and I don't deserve it. Forget me. Next.

54. As long as people are separated, people who are familiar with each other will gradually alienate.

55. I'm not afraid of love rat tin foil, but I'm afraid I'm too embarrassed.

You have the right to abandon me, and I have the strength to make you regret it.

57. I have been in contact with people for a long time, and I like dogs more and more. Dogs are always dogs, and people are sometimes not people.

58. The first love is infinitely good, but the poor one died early!

59. How can I lose my nature proudly? I am a red man.

60. The right path in the world is vicissitudes. Don't be arrogant when you keep a low profile.