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What can I do besides eating?
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This way of eating can be very particular. Since ancient humans discovered and used fire, great changes have taken place in human food.
Until now, eating is not only for satiety and survival, but also a great embodiment of the sublimation of personality and taste.
I don't know when "eating goods" became popular. In the past, "X goods" were still used to curse people, and it was only after using the word "eat" that they felt lovely.
It is conceivable that the impact of eating on human beings has reached the point of madness.
When I was a child, my grandmother often said that people are iron rice steel, and they are hungry without eating a meal.
When you grow up, people around you will say, big and small, it's not a matter of eating, just eat everything.
A little bigger, there will be, the world's beautiful food and love can not live up to.
Love is a vague word. And food can be defined in one sentence, delicious.
It is incomprehensible that food has become something comparable to love, but to some extent, food has saved a large number of lovelorn people.
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Having said that, I wonder if you can't wait for me to say something about food?
No, no, if you have this idea, I will only reply to you:
What can I do besides eating?
Eating has a long history, but only in modern times has eating become a spiritual need, not just a material need.
However, it is interesting that in ancient times, people ate raw meat and sashimi, and because of unclean food, their bodies became dysfunctional, and countless people died.
Only with fire can the human body be improved and evolved.
Humans still call some animal raw meat and sashimi delicious food, and treat them as enjoyment.
Isn't that a little strange?
But the knowledge is limited, so I can't deeply analyze the changing process of human mind for you. It's really helpless. Just listen to a joke.
Because I can't eat anything else.
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I always thought that the sentence describing eating goods online was addressed to me.
The world of eating goods is: this is delicious and that is delicious.
Maybe I can only call it a low-end foodie. After all, I am full of gratitude for eating and think that all the food in the world deserves sincere treatment.
Our generation should be considered lucky. When we were young, we didn't starve. Now we often listen to the old people talking about the days when they were hungry. Pork can only be eaten during the Spring Festival. Usually, only when guests come, parents will go to the henhouse to take out eggs, which is already a very high etiquette for hospitality.
I still remember eating pickles when I was a child, especially when I ate them, but it always caused my grandfather's dissatisfaction.
He would whisper, hey, people don't eat meat now, but they have to eat pickles.
However, in my childhood impression, pickles were my favorite food.
When I grow up, I still like to eat pickles, as if to make up for my childhood regret.
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Of course, as a qualified low-end foodie, I was embarrassed to write after eating pickles.
Although I am incompetent, I still want to help you list some China regional cuisines that you have personally tried, just to fill your hunger by painting cakes.
Xinjiang: Roast mutton, barbecue, hand-grabbed rice.
Shanghai: Nanxiang steamed buns, fried steamed bread, crab shell yellow.
Xi 'an: mutton and bread pieces in soup, Lamian Noodles, Lanzhou, oil pot helmet.
Guangdong: Egg cakes, shrimp dumplings and porridge.
Yunnan: crossing the bridge rice noodles, braised beef, grilled bait.
Qinghai: Mutton offal, hand-grabbed beef, mixed noodles.
Hebei: Burning donkey meat, pancake boxes and beef patties.
Sichuan: Tantan noodles, wonton soup, Xiba tofu.
Ok, write it down. I mean, saliva can drown you.
Don't ask me how those delicious foods are cooked. I don't understand.
The first principle of low-end eating goods: if you can't do it yourself, let others do it.
If there is an opportunity, everyone should try it. Don't be wary and suspicious of food. It is worthwhile to taste all the food in the world in the name of love.
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Many people said on the internet, I can't think of anything better than eating.
I think this is also very happy. At least you still have something beautiful in your eyes, and you are willing to fight for it and work hard.
A junior high school classmate once told me that once I was lovelorn, I went to a top restaurant in Shanghai to have a good meal. At the moment of eating delicious food, I admit that my whole heart melted. It turns out that there are such beautiful things in the world. The original meaning of trying to make money may also be to taste the food that the world can't live up to. Suddenly, the unhappiness of lovelorn vanished, and all that remained was the determination to try to eat more delicious food.
I am really happy for her, because you have tasted both delicious food and love.
Life is so depressing, how can you not have some fun for yourself?
Therefore, you should not only love food, but also try to find more food in the world. If you are tired of life, you can reward yourself and spend more money on food. At least food won't keep you away, it won't ask you to have a house and a car, and it won't ask you where you are.
Next time, when someone wants to laugh at you.
"What can you do besides eating?"
That's how you answer him.
"I will still be hungry."
Text/Sweep the Floor _
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