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Very depressed, which one has funny jokes?
Xiao X especially likes parrots. One day he went to the bird walking market and found a parrot with a price of 30,000 yuan.
Curious, he asked the buyer: Why is your parrot so expensive?
Buyer: My parrot is very clever! I'll say anything.
Little X bought it as soon as he heard that he was so clever.
He was very happy when he came home at night. Just play with this parrot.
X: I can walk.
Parrot: I can walk.
X: I can run.
Parrot: I can run.
X: I can fly.
Parrot: You are bragging!
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