Joke sharing

According to the law, men can get married at the age of 23, but 18 can be a soldier. This illustrates three problems: first, it is easier to kill than to be a husband; Second, it is more difficult to live than to fight; Third, women are more difficult to deal with than enemies.

2. A buddy said: I am very calm, and the school is calmer than me. I am calm because I am not afraid of death, and the school is calmer than me because the school is not afraid of death. ...

3.5 Children are allowed to share a piece of cake, and only three pieces are allowed. How can we split it equally? Answer: Cut a child to death with one knife, and then cut the cake into four parts with two knives. .

Singles Day tutorial: When a girl sees a couple in love, she slaps the man whether she knows them or not. How dare you betray me? ! "Turn your head and go, regardless of the reaction behind ~ you can disperse several pairs and count several pairs ~ boys. On the other hand, jumping into the Yellow River can't wash away bad tricks ~ boys draw boys better! ...。