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What homophonic jokes are there?

Homophonic jokes are as follows:

1, during the festival, the little rabbit said angrily to the deer: You see other girls can receive flowers, why not give them to me? The deer said piteously, because I am a sika deer.

2. Our teacher: I'm looking for three classmates, a man and a woman ... The whole class began to look around for Chris Lee.

The person I despise most is the person who despises others!

4. That classmate named Yu Jingbo wrote a letter one day, and the dormitory doorman shouted at the entrance of the dormitory: A letter with dry and cold skin and dry and cold skin!

5. Spit the skin of grapes if you can't eat them.

6. There was a man who looked like an onion and cried as he walked. ...

7. The director of our senior three office once again angrily scolded us for not listening to the class and said, "If you do this again in the future, don't blame me for being inhuman!"