What is there to see in immortal prose?

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Copywriting is so hard to write ... = _ = ||

Okay, simple version.

-This is a bloody case caused by purple zongzi. Tell us a truth: you can talk nonsense, but you can't eat indiscriminately. Otherwise, you can only watch beautiful women.

Thirdly, the literary version-she is a sinner who has no intention of stealing immortal offerings, and only asks Wanli for forgiveness; He is a bright moon fairy, and his smile can reach thousands of spring breeze; He, an evil and romantic brother, only likes to play "taboo games" with her and appreciate the happiness on the edge of life and death; He is a ruthless descendant of XX, but his heart, which has always been as hard as stone, is throbbing because of her innocence and loveliness ... Is it to cut off this troubled and tangled relationship with a sword, or to give up everything and sink into the bottom of hell with them? Who can give her a redemption answer?

Another anthomaniac version-are you kidding! Didn't people just steal a purple? 6? 1 m? 6? 1 group? 6? 1? Wow ~ that broken fairy sent people to such a terrible place! Too much ~ ~ huh? Wait, isn't this a fairyland? Oh, my God, and ... handsome! Look at others ~ oh yeah ~ earned ~ handsome boy ~ I'm coming! !

Go on, crazy mature version-I ate one of his purple zongzi, obviously to give him face. How dare this old man joke about my fate! I would rather lose the world than the world lose me. Confucius said, how can you repay evil with good? Facing those who bully me and despise me, I will let them know what life is one day. 6? 1 room? 6? 1? 6? 1 prison!

Finally, the normal version—

There is no shame in stealing offerings from immortals, and there is no shame in choking offerings.

It is shameful that it is so difficult to apologize for doing something wrong.

Master said that in your life, you will always meet some people who will make you bow your head, and some things are irresistible.

However, the person who bowed his head lost his life; Rebels, reduced to ashes.

How to go down this road?

Hu Sha doesn't know.

Critics fell in love with the author after watching The Beauty in Glass. I can only say that I am very emotional and live up to the impression left by the last article. In fact, I liked Feng Yi at first, and felt that all his performances appeared as male hosts. Do you know I'm on the wrong team? 6? 1? 6? 1? 6? 1 Later, when I saw that Fang Zhun was gone, I was heartbroken and thought that I had become a stepmother after fourteen years. Fortunately, I saw two happy people outside Fan.

2 "Glass Beauty" (End) Author: 144TXT Download

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I will live forever, she said.

He looked her up and down and sneered, you can really become a fairy, lazy fairy.

She breathed a sigh of relief: the lazy fairy is also a fairy.

He was speechless.

Very good, very powerful, who said that lazy people can't become immortals ~

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Okay ... probably, probably, probably ... still a little romantic ... time.

At first, the comments refused to read this article because there were too many people who recommended it, but I didn't want to read it. Afraid of disappointment and fame is actually very difficult. I finally read it, but I regret why I didn't read it earlier, hehe. The article is very long, from the birth and growth of Xuan Ji to the details, and the more it goes back, the more atmospheric it becomes. The affection between Yan Min and Linglong is very attractive. Since childhood, Linglong's affection for Wu Tong is very delicate, reasonable and profound.

3 "Glass Prajna Flower" (text+Fanwai) Author: Fresh Fruit

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One is Tsinghua's peerless holy doctor who is free from vulgarity and self-sustaining. One is a simple-minded, obsessed girl named Lori. How deep is love? I care about life and death for love. One is always ruthless and his heart is closed. Stay together all the way, and it's fascinating to have a romantic night. Finally, can we only forget each other?

When Liuli, with a simple mind and a little bit of anthomaniac, travels through time and space, she meets her destiny takes a hand's lover-Luo Xuan, a peerless doctor who is admired by ten thousand people in Wulin, has extraordinary spirit and personality. She is obsessed with beating her, accompanying Luo Xuan with twists and turns all the way, just to escape the pursuit and escort him from the poison of Prajna flowers and gain all kinds of tenderness and pain.

In the end, I just ended up with the same broken heart as Prajna …

Luo Xuan, can it only make women look to God after all?

The contest between water and fire

In the end, it was just a lose-lose situation.

It just turned into a cloud of water vapor blown by the breeze.

Comments, the predecessor of "China", the male owner is, has a bad temper and is very uncomfortable. Alas, you can imagine how hard it is for the woman to climb mountains and wade in order to get close to the man. Well, compared with Hua's writing, it is obviously a little immature, but it is also a high-level article.

4 "Flower Fairy Love" (End+Fanwai) Author: fresh fruit.

brief Introduction of the content

"I am most afraid of two things in this world, ghosts and master ..."

"Elder sister, you are so tall and beautiful. The only drawback is that your chest is a little small ... "

"These tongues are very obedient, sometimes they need watering, and sometimes they need to open the zenith to let them bask in the sun."

"What do you mean stay away from her, joke! I want the whole world in my hands, I'm afraid I can't resist this little Gankun! "

"I don't like it or dislike it. Therefore, it doesn't matter to me that I live in any way. "

"I don't believe in justice, evil and happiness, but I believe in you!"

Bai, if you dare to hurt her for one of your apprentices, I will kill you. If you dare to hurt her for everyone, I will kill everyone! "

"Noble sentiment? This is just a sentence? Or is it a feeling that people who sacrifice everything for their own happiness will have? My heart is eternal, my heart is immortal and I have feelings, but I have never done anything for her. I don't live long, I don't live in the six realms, I don't live in heaven and earth, but I still lost her and myself. "

"He is the gentlest person in the world and the most ruthless person. I have worked hard for so many years and never understood him, but now I don't need to understand and I don't want to understand. I am dead or alive. Now that he is in my hands, I can do whatever I want. "

"I have no master, no friends, no lover and no children. At first I thought I owned the whole world, but it turned out to be false. Those who love me die for me, and those who love me want me to die. What I believed betrayed me, and what I relied on abandoned me. I don't want anything, I don't want anything, I just want a simple life, but God forced me, you forced me! Do you think I can get my head back now? "

Needless to say, this is a famous article. Alas, I remember that I hated Bai Zi's paintings just after reading them. On second thought, I think there is nothing wrong with white. He just takes other things to heart too much, and Xiao Gu's character is too stubborn. If two people are entangled in this way, there will inevitably be a lose-lose outcome. A good article is a good article anyway. If you don't read it in Xian Xia's article, it will be a great loss.

5 "Fairy Training Course" Author: Introduction to picturesque content of Jiangshan

Heaven has launched a new harmonious measure-offering a fairy training class, and all kinds of funny and greedy little fairies have followed. Zhao Yan, one of the top ten teenagers in the underworld, strives for prosperity, and the high immortals with strong family background are attracted by Yan Ge's "alternative pursuit".

Seeing that Zhao Yan is about to get a green card from heaven, he suddenly learns that he is actually the reincarnation of the demon king. Faced with the feud between the two worlds, teenagers were forced to save themselves.

Can the funny version of Seven Stars subvert the tragedy of troubled times tens of thousands of years ago?

Brother or lover?

The answer will be revealed soon. ...

The commentary said that after reading a lot of Xian Xia's articles, it is inevitable that it will be abused, and it is usually a big abuse. This article is relatively relaxed, and a group of immortals with different personalities have all kinds of embarrassing things in the fairy training class. Haha, there are white people who are cool, gossip and quirks. The author's writing is very good, vivid and funny. If he is badly abused, he can use it to change his appetite. Not good? 6? 1? 6? 1

6 "Blue Sky" Author: Mu Feichen TXT download

brief Introduction of the content

It is said that in the past hundred years, Emperor Xiyue, who was in charge of the temple of God and Moon for 28 days, seized the throne, the emperor was killed, Xiyue surrendered to the law, and the magic flute ascended the throne;

The Temple of the Divine Moon has been vacant for a hundred years, and the battle between the gods and demons is just around the corner, so the election of the Divine Moon is imperative. But no one expected that the jade ice toad green, which was chasing the main kiss of Meteor Palace at the beginning of heaven, suddenly turned out ... However, it was difficult to convince the public;

The ghost and the devil are at war, and they will surrender to the silver-edged boots in 28 days, but she, leaving her soldiers behind, broke into the devil's bedroom alone just to get it. ...

Master said: Yesterday, go! Only when you touched the snow-feathered swan in Swan Lake and got his sincere kiss can you remove your green film and see me again. ...

I dried my tears and nodded inexplicably.

Master has never lied to me.

So, I smoothed my messy dark green hair, resolutely set foot on the cloud of the old man with white beard and started a long and arduous journey of chasing geese. ...

However, as long as Yu Xue Swan really kisses you, can you really see the master again? No, I don't know. If I don't know, I can make the whole thing, even if there is only a thousand hopes, I will try! I'm just a toad. Can toads eat swan meat?

I don't know when the comment was sent, but I didn't read it until I put it on the computer for a long time. Well, very imaginative. It's a pity to see it, because I like him better. However, who told him to pay more than a pale forest, he could only sigh.

PS: I suddenly found myself always on the wrong team. What I like are men and women, tears? 6? 1? 6? 1? 6? 1? 6? 1

7 "Fairy also has rivers and lakes" (End+ Fan Wai) Author: A dark flower blooms.

Official documents and letters

Where's the fairy? Aren't men still fighting? ! Isn't it still flirting with men and women? !

Where's Ding who came from the modern city to mix water? You can also associate with immortals and get along well!

Master doesn't like me? Ignore him! His old man can't live without me, because only this young lady can pull out that deadly sword!

That beast, magic weapon, welcome this young lady to accept it!

Alas, the immortal is in the Jianghu, so I can't help it!

Also, there was chaos in the three realms, and I made a mistake in cultivating immortals. I really didn't do it! I swear!

Let me start with a comment. I really like spending time traveling around the world, don't I? 6? 1? 6? 1? 6? 1 Kobanawa, the male demon king, went through all kinds of hardships and finally got together. There are both jokes and abuse in the article, which I like.

8 "The Return of the Fairy" (End) Author: The circle is unbreakable.

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The purpose of Lan Yuyao's cultivation is very simple. He doesn't want to be a messenger of peace or a hero. He just wants to be immortal in peace, but how can he cultivate immortality until he goes home? Dreadwind Lone Star is not so unlucky, is it? And that vowed little teacher younger brother kicked her away at the most critical moment. Lan Yuyao swears ... What? Misunderstanding? Bah! Even if you offer a magic weapon, it won't make up for the harm she has suffered. Wait a minute, this magic weapon is so weird. It doesn't practice or take medicine, and its spirit keeps jumping. It turns out that cultivation is really useless, and you can become immortal in a daze.

"Lan Yuyao, you are destined to become an immortal!"

"What is destiny takes a hand?"

"Even if you die, you can become immortal!"

Good comment, I don't like the character of the hostess very much. I'm too stubborn to look back until I get to the south wall. Emotional drama is quite natural, childhood friends. The author's writing style is acceptable and worth seeing. The heaven in his works is as ugly as the earth.

9 "Better not encounter the color change of the whole city" (end) Author: Yue Mingzan

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Foxes are everywhere in today's demon world.

Ah Chun, who doesn't believe in her own flower demon, can't beat the fox, and is determined to train her daughter B Mi into an innocent girl, a flower demon on earth, a shame 100,000 years ago.

She just doesn't know that ignorance is more terrible than stupidity.

However, everyone should be alert to the truth of dressing up as a pig to eat a tiger.

Don't be fooled by the illusion.

Comment on this article? 6? 1? 6? 1? 6? 1 alas, the first half was ok, and the second half of the story went downhill. Funny little white text, but the ending made me vomit blood three liters. Oh, my God, Mingming was still partial to Yimo, and then how did he become a playboy emperor? This article, um, let everyone have a look. Anyway, I was short-circuited for a long time after reading it. Although I often stand on the wrong CP, I don't play like this? 6? 1? 6? 1? 6? 1

10 The Legend of the Devil (End) Author: Dragon Lady of Donghai

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One thing of love, where does it come from? Immortals and demons are no exception. There are many kinds of monsters.

A legend describing monsters, a feeling of reading all the vicissitudes of life.

Content label: supernatural.

Search keywords: protagonist: Donghai Dragon ┃ Supporting role: ┃ Bai Qiulian Xiao He Other: Seventeen Princesses.

Commenting on the story of Dragon Girl in Donghai, I really like Princess Seventeen. This article can be regarded as a growth history of the dragon lady in the East China Sea. From the teenage girl's youth to the end of her first love, her father suffered a terrible disaster? 6? 1? 6? 1? 6? 1 In short, it was wonderful. I like the author's writing very much, which is quite a bit of Jin Yong's style.

1 1 "unscrupulous master" (end) Author: mysterious little division

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Immortal life of unscrupulous Brewmaster vs cannon fodder little white girl

He tore off his clothes to reveal his chest muscles, and her nosebleed flowed happily.

He closed his clothes, and her nosebleed shrank back with a whoosh.

Between nosebleeds, everything seems to have changed. ...

Many benefits of being a master:

(1), regardless of the apprentice's life and death, you can linger in the wine-it doesn't matter if the apprentice is dead, you can take it back.

(2), you can regard it as a breeze, and then grab its credit and ruin its reputation-disciples generally don't live long.

3. You can seduce your apprentice while picking up girls-no one dares to marry in the future, so be prepared.

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Therefore, the golden bell jar, the iron cloth shirt, the six-million-dollar armor and Liu Xiahui's ability to sit on the ground and keep things in order are essential life-saving courses for apprentices.

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1. This article, relaxed, white, doesn't like to be cautious.

2. This article is not a traditional Xian Xia article, it contains spoofs and shocking people, and it doesn't like to be cautious.

The commentary said that I was full of love for Ning Zhenxiu, although he initially accepted our Zhuang Xiaobei as an apprentice because of impure motives. I like master with a black belly, haha. The author's writing is very humorous and interesting. In addition, I am very interested in the story of your highness, and I hope your highness will feel at home.

12 Yun Ni's "Beauty 3,000 Laughs"

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This is not to fix the truth, this is just a forbidden love.

Don't miss it if you like romance.

No matter secular or sacred, no one can be bound or changed. They don't know that you are free.

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I swear to be together forever.

After several generations, I have never forgotten the Covenant.

In reincarnation, the person in front of me has become a former disciple of the Buddha, smiling at me, an obsessed little devil. "After all these years, haven't you let go?"

"I think you are a little Buddha. Why don't you let go of your infatuation and I will turn you into a Buddha? " A somewhat indifferent fairy posture, a slow smile. "Everything in the world is illusory. Drop everything. Why not do it? Being too persistent will only lead you into the devil. " Why not let me become a Buddha? "It's just that the result may not be as you wish, because I want to see if you will lose me or Tathagata in the end.

Comments are quite complicated. I have read the author's "Men Fall in Love with Me Wu" and "Golden Palace" and appreciate the author's writing. It's still the style of the past, the forgotten past, the entanglement of past lives, and the hesitation of the woman who is mixed between two men. Well, it's a little tangled. These are all classics.