Recommended fun brain teasers and jokes

1. Which fruit has the worst eyesight? Mango

2. Someone has a high fever of 50 degrees. What should be done to suppress the heat? Fire extinguisher

3. What are people most afraid of having on their butt? Debt

This is an old story, but when the story also happens in the 21st century: When the prince kisses After watching Sleeping Beauty, Sleeping Beauty didn't get up. Why didn't Sleeping Beauty get up?

Staying in bed

The disgusting dad hugged Nausea and cried sadly. He was really sad and sad. Why was the disgusting dad crying so sadly? So disgusting.

A very strong duck was in a small river. The water was not fast and not deep. The duck could cross the river. However, the duck drowned. Why? I couldn’t bear to think about it and committed suicide

< p>What are the lines that gorillas are most afraid of——parallel lines (there are no bananas in them) haha

1. What if the house key is lost?

Pick it up

2. What birds cannot be eaten

Airplanes

3. What melons cannot be eaten

Fool

3. No one wants to see any corpse

Dead corpse

4. Which one is more painful when hit on the head with coconut or watermelon

Headache

5. What product has the manufacturing date and expiration date on the same day?

Newspaper

6. What is the last name of the pencil?

Money

7. What will the unicorn become when it reaches the North Pole?

Ice cream

8. Which number from 1 to 9 is the most diligent and which number is the laziest?

If you don’t do one, you won’t stop.

9. How to make a sparrow quiet?

Absolute silence

10. What does Xiaobai plus Xiaobai equal?

Two Hundred

11. September 28 is the birthday of Confucius, so what day is October 28?

Confucius Full Moon

12. The wolf is coming (guess the fruit)?

Yangmei

13. What would the world be like if Chiang Kai-shek (Chiang Kai-shek) was still alive?

There is one more person in the world

14. In the 100-meter race between chicken and goose, the chicken runs faster than the goose, why does it arrive at the finish line later?

Running backwards

15. The school bell rang, but no classmates were in the classroom. What happened?

Holiday

16. Who is so busy at work all day long?

Ballet Dancer

17. What did Columbus do after he stepped into the New World with one foot?

Stepped up with the other foot

18. How to make eyebrows grow under the eyes?

Handstand

19. What can be added or not subtracted?

Age

20. What kind of official can’t give orders but still has to laugh at others?

The Bridegroom Officer

21. What has five heads, but people don’t think it is strange?

Hands

22. Family When asking the doctor about the patient's condition, the doctor only raised 5 fingers, and the family members cried. What's the reason?

Three long and two short

23. What English letters make people like to listen and listen to The most people?

CD

24. What is in the middle of the Pacific Ocean?

平

25. A child and an adult are walking in a dark night. The child is the adult's son, but the adult is not the child's father. Why?

The adult is a woman

26. A man was chased by a tiger. Suddenly there was a big river in front of him. He couldn't swim, but he passed by. Why?

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Fainted

27. What makes a world boxing champion easily knocked down?

Sleep

28. In winter, how can you turn ice into water immediately without heating?

Remove two points of water

29. A hungry cat walked past a fat mouse. Why did the hungry old cat remain indifferent and continue walking its path? Didn’t you even look at this mouse?

Blind Cat

30. What is it that God doesn’t know and the earth knows, but you don’t know and I know?

There is a hole in the sole of my shoe

31. What will increase in size by half after being inverted?

6

32. You will destroy it just by calling its name. What is it?

Silence

33. Xiao Wang and his parents traveled abroad for the first time. Due to the language barrier, his parents seemed at a loss. Xiao Wang did not understand any foreign language, and he was not deaf. A mute person never feels any inconvenience as in his own country. Why is this?

Little Wang is a baby

34. Why do two tigers fight to the death?

No one dares to break up the fight

35. You can do it, I can do it, everyone can do it; one person can do it, but two people cannot do it together. What is this doing?

Going to the toilet

36. The manager can’t cook, but there is one dish that he is particularly good at. What is it?

Fired squid

37. How to divide 9 oranges fairly among 13 children?

Squeeze into orange juice

38. Why does the Statue of Liberty always stand in New York Harbor?

Because she can’t sit down

39. Why do black people like to eat white chocolate?

Afraid of biting your hand

40. Why do wild geese fly south?

Some people call them South Flying Swallows but not Northern Flying Swallows

42. There are 6 steamed buns in the basin. Each of the 6 children is assigned 1 steamed bun, but there is still 1 steamed bun left in the basin. Why?

One man even took the basin

43. Lao Wang shaved forty or fifty times a day, but he still had a beard on his face. What is the reason?

He scratched for others

45. In an exam, a pair of deskmates handed in exactly the same test paper, but the teacher thought they definitely did not cheat. Why?

Hand in blank

46. There is a person who was born to your parents, but he is not your brother or sister. Who is he?

Myself

47. A major earthquake occurred somewhere, causing heavy casualties. The radio continued to broadcast the disaster situation and missing persons notices. An old man had been paying attention to the radio reports. Someone asked him: Has the news of your grandson been played on the radio? He replied: No. Then he added: But I know my grandson is definitely safe. How did he know this?

Because the radio announcer is his grandson

48. What is smaller than bacteria?

The Son of Bacteria

49. Why are rabbits’ eyes red?

Eating too many carrots