Xiong Haizi deserved to be beaten.

Selected micro-quotations from Xiong Haizi's beating.

There is a question on Zhihu, "What's it like to suddenly dislike someone?" One answer is, "He is covered in light. In an instant, it suddenly faded and became a dust in the universe. I tried to remember that he was all light, but I couldn't remember anything. Later, I found out that it was the light in my eyes when I first saw him. "

I remember a long time ago, I was bored at home and looked out with a telescope. Suddenly found that the picture was divided into frames, like pixels. I really panicked and my brain was wide open … should I really live in a fake world or a brain in a jar … then I found that the screen window was not opened …

Cats don't care if they are cute or not. The cat itself is cute, and this is the standard of cuteness: how to judge how cute a thing is? Just compare with cats. The more like a cat, the cuter it is.

Xiong Haizi wants to fight, young people stink, middle-aged people are tired, and old people are shameless. I'm sorry I was born a man.

My cat should be the most abrasive creature.

If I ignore it, it will meow and climb up the trouser leg. When I picked it up, it was disgusted.

Timid, compromising, bowing to reality, does it sound like a failure? But we can put it another way-live in peace with the world. This sentence gives people the illusion that they were once evenly matched. ?

"Maybe now is an overdraft world. I overdraw my body to stay up late, overdraw my money to buy things, and overdraw my feelings to fall in love. After being crazy, I can't recover the original appearance. "

"Little useless talk, what also don't owe me money? ! "

"When I was traveling in Georgia, I saw that the dates of birth and death on the tombstones there were very short. This is an old local custom, when people die. The deceased will engrave the happiest time they think on the tombstone. "

Small breasts make you fashionable, stupidity makes you kind, stupidity makes you calm and poverty makes you strong. Fat makes you bump-resistant, hair loss makes you bright, insomnia makes you quiet, and being single makes you unique.

The winning rate of license plates in Shanghai is 4%, and that in Beijing is 0. 14%, which seems to be much higher than that in Shanghai. The main reason is that Shanghai has to pay a handling fee of 100 yuan (you have to pay for shaking), and then pay100,000 yuan after drawing. These policies have largely filtered out some people who are joking or have insufficient budget. The advantage of Beijing is that those who have no money are as equal as those who have money (no power). ...

It takes ten months for a woman to give birth to a child, so it takes only one month for ten women to give birth to a child, and it can be compressed to two weeks with overtime ... Well, I'll give you five women and I want to see the child within one month. -the thinking logic of the ——IT company boss

In the past, you despised the old people for worshipping Buddha and seeking immortality, but now Weibo and koi fish keep brushing backwards.

My Mac must be very sad. Every time I plug in the iPhone charging synchronization, the iPhone's inner activity is like this: Do you trust this pc? It's been inserted for almost a year

There are still people on Taobao who are selling wishing "Taoist symbols", and there are hundreds of them. If they don't work, they will get a full refund. This money-making model like a printing machine is simply outrageous. I'll draw symbols first.

When technology develops to a certain extent, the host of children's channel has to use holographic virtual characters. It is cruel to let children know that their favorite brothers and sisters will grow old one day.

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