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Funny and lovely insomnia sentences

1, insomnia, as long as he is not a fool, he must be a genius.

Everything is going backwards, only staying up late is making progress.

3. Only when you have insomnia do you realize that your past life was actually a coffee bean.

Tell you a terrible thing: you will be hungry if you stay up late.

5. Don't stay up late because you are ugly, and don't do it because you are beautiful.

Staying up late is really harmful. I suggest you stay up late.

7. My future is a dream. What's more, I still have insomnia at the moment.

I can stay up late. I suspect that I was a street lamp in my last life.

9. I am lazy and have no characteristics, but I am a good cook who stays up late.

10, diligent in skin care and tireless in staying up late.

1 1, you can cook it at night. Would you like some sugar?

12. Record the teacher's lecture and listen to it before going to bed. You will never lose sleep again.

13, still lying in bed, not sleeping, this is not insomnia, this is called staying up late.

14, insomnia, because you are busy in other people's dreams.

15. Think of me more when you can't sleep, and don't waste time.

16, the only way to treat insomnia is not to sleep hard.

17, I woke up when I thought it was not funny, and I wanted to knock on your window with a quilt.

18, sometimes, it is not so much insomnia as trying to punish yourself with sobriety.

19, people with insomnia don't even have the right to dream.