Joke Collection Website - Joke collection - White bean curd () in "The Legend of the Sword and the Chivalrous Man 3" said all the great truths.
White bean curd () in "The Legend of the Sword and the Chivalrous Man 3" said all the great truths.
1, Jing Tian: Don't say integrity, I can't even beat Miss Chia Tang. Lin Ping: Miss Zi Xuan, I want to marry you. I want to announce to the world that I want to marry Miss Zi Xuan. There is no such thing in the MS game, but I am still very courageous. Zi Xuan: Never stare at a woman in a daze, or you can't help falling in love with her. (reasonable) 4. Solanum nigrum: I am you. I am the only person in the world who is qualified to dance for you. Longyang: Without that sword, I can still destroy the enemy. (I felt that Long Yang was very imposing when he said this, so I took it in. 6. If evil thoughts are swords, I will become immortal, and I am the evil sword fairy. Since the nameless world, the mother of all things has been famous. From today on, you and I will join hands, unite evil thoughts in the world, surpass the six realms, and become the strongest in the world (who is the source of the evil sword fairy in the TV series? Xu Changqing) 7. I want to leave you. I don't want to interfere with you. I don't want you to be confused because of your infatuation with love. I want to give you freedom and realize your ideal without persistence. 8. Pig woman ... dish-shaped teeth ... (more shocking than' seven',' fourteen elder brothers',' evil girl' and' rotten egg' in Xianjian No.1) 9. The time limit is 300 days on earth (Wei Qing said this with great momentum, feeling that he was not afraid of heavy buildings at all) 10. Today, I want to represent all the people in the world who have no money or power. I won't kill you, so you can kill yourself. (Especially the last two sentences. In addition, evergreen's appearance was also very shocking) 1 1. There is a feeling called love at first sight. (Jing Tian said this on the premise that the Vulcan king is a woman, but she is) 12, Brother Mao Shan, I can totally feel your fear, but just like this, I have no way to investigate the case (a little cold and humorous) 13, Brother Jing, to be honest, I have known you for so long and I think you are the most handsome today (this is the most shocking but in the film) I want an opponent, an opponent who can really let me draw my sword (that is, heavy building) 15. I am a hero who saves the world (a little nonsense, but it reminds me of an action of Jing Tian in the game: slapping my chest and then thumbs up. Jing Tian: Who are you? Men in black (turning around and losing his head): Li Xiaoyao! ! (Crossing) 17, Jing Tian: "You love Zi Xuan!" He Miaomiao: "I love chicken butt!" " Jing Tian: "Zi Xuan loves you! He Miaomiao: "Chicken ass loves me!" ! 18, (Xue Jian is very happy when he looks at the snow) Jing Tian said, "The snow is floating, passers-by look at it, and the snow is very happy." Xue Jian said, "Oh, vegetable buds can also make poems." 19, Xue Jian: "You two said, isn't she close to Jing Tian? Haven't they known each other for a long time? Isn't she prettier than me, with a better figure and fewer clothes? "I tell you, I'm not angry at all, I don't care at all! "20. Xue Jian:" The great Xia Changqing said that my destiny can be seen when I look up. I looked up and saw only a cloud. It must be Ting Yun's son. Jing Tian: "Actually ... what you look up at is not necessarily a cloud ... Xue Jian:" What could it be? " Jing Tian: "When you look up, you can see the sky. 2 1, Xue Jian: "What I looked up must be ..." Jing Tian: "This is heaven! It's me! " Snow See: "You?" Jing Tian: "I like you! I really like you! " "How much do you like me?" "A steady stream, as much as my nose!" Ting Yun: Brother, what's your name? Jing Tian: Your last name is Jing Tian and your first name is Tian Tian. Ting Yun: If you don't mind, please come to my humble abode? Jing Tian: Don't give up 23. Jing Tian: Shushan, Shushan, this is Jing Tian. Please reply when you hear my voice. 24. Jing Tian saw the little girl beside him: the little bitch beside him. 25. Xue Jian said to Jing Tian, "It turns out that when you don't hate it, it's quite likable." Jing Tian said, "Nonsense, when you hate people, some people like you." 26. Jing Tian: "Okay, okay, I'm not angry, I'm not angry, I'm not angry, I'm not angry, am I still human?" ! "27. Jing Tian: What's in the Tao? Mystery Man: The so-called Tao ... is quite troublesome to explain ... 28. Paris: I love her, but I can't take her heart away because her heart is mine. 29. Jing Tian: No matter whether a person is a demon or a woman, it is very troublesome ... 30. Dear students of Shushan, please dial 3 1 slowly. Jingjing: Don't touch my head, it won't grow tall. Jing Tian: Do you still think you are not tall enough? (Because it is about the nature of reduction, it seems unclear. ) 32. Five Elders: Non-disciples are not allowed to enter the Lock Demon Tower. Chang Yin (horizontal): Then please ask the master to drive me out of Shushan ... (Look carefully, not a disciple ...) The cicada rain team will answer for you. Please give points. Thank you.
- Previous article:What is the difference between Yidiandian and coco?
- Next article:What are the benefits of drinking sweet wine in the morning?
- Related articles
- Brief introduction to the content of Balala Little Magic Fairy 11
- How to treat getting up early to exercise
- Cervical spondylosis, which stars can't escape, is terrible. What massage methods can relieve cervical pain?
- What troubles do newly graduated female college students encounter when entering the workplace?
- Do you like your name? Is there any interesting story about your name?
- There is a problem: Xtep, an unusual feeling. The hint is rogue rabbit. What is the answer?
- Interactive games are distracting jokes.
- Who will write me a composition about the inconvenience that myopia brings to life? ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! 800 words
- 100 humorous sentences selected from the circle of sleepless friends
- Men¡¯s Christmas formal wear, whoever wears it will be the prince?