Jokes with English translation

1. A man walked into the human resources department of a big company and handed his application form to the manager. The manager began to browse the resume and noticed that the applicant had been fired from all the jobs he had done.

"I must say," said the supervisor, "your work experience is terrible. You have been fired. " "Yes," said the man. "Well," the executive continued, "it doesn't have much positive significance."

"hey!" This guy poked at the application and said. "At least I'm not a quitter."

A man walked into the human resources department of a big company and handed his application form to the supervisor. The supervisor began to browse his application and found that the applicant had been fired from his previous job.

"I must say," said the supervisor, "your work experience is terrible. Every job you do will be fired. " "Yes," said the man. The supervisor continued: "This is not a good thing."

"hey!" The man pointed to the application form and said, "At least I'm not a deserter." 2. Always thirsty "I had an operation," a man said to his friend. "The doctor left a sponge in my stomach." "It's terrible!" The friend said. "Does it hurt?" "No, but I'm always thirsty!" A man said to his friend, "I had an operation and the doctor left a sponge in my body after the operation." "That's too bad!" The friend said, "Do you feel pain?" "No, but I always feel thirsty." I have his ears in my pocket.

Ivan came home with a bloody nose. His mother asked, "What happened?"

"A child bit me," Ivan replied.

"Can you recognize him if you see him again?" His mother asked.

"I know where he is," Ivan said. "His ears are in my pocket."

His ear is in my pocket.

Ivan came home with a nosebleed. His mother asked, "What's the matter?"

"A boy bit me," Ivan said.

"Can you recognize him when you see him again?" Mom asked.

"I can recognize him wherever he goes," Ivan said. "His ears are still in my pocket."