What are the jokes about Chinese characters? (health)

Mouth to mouth, honey, you've been pregnant for so long. Why don't you say something?

I can say to my brother, mom, don't spoil the children too much. Aren't you tired of holding your head?

Wood said to sen, it's been a few days. You are playing acrobatics.

Zhuo said to the table, I met a big fool. Well, why are you rummaging?

Ping said to Ping, Dude, use some good shampoo. Look at your dirty head, it is covered with grass.

Japan said to yue, hey, I said, friend, I haven't seen you for a few days, so fat?

Tang said to Tang, buddy, hurry home. Your backyard is on fire.

Ugly said to the girl, have a good life with her. It's not easy to find such a woman.

A great pair of cool brothers: Son, you gave Dad four wrong questions after only a few questions in this exam?

Grandma Wang met grandma Yu, and you are almost there!

Grandma Ma met Grandma Feng, and you still need two points!

Grandma Wang met grandma Wang, and you are three points short!

Grandma Zhan met some grandma, and you are still four points short!

Dave said to the sky, "I finally got through it."

I said to the giant, "We are the same size. I really have three rooms and two halls."

I was so busy that I forgot to say it, and I wondered, as a couple living together, why are your hearts so big?

0 to 8 means that if you are fat, you will be fat. What belt are you wearing?

6 said to 9, what's a handstand if you have nothing to do?

Jing said to Pin, "Isn't your home decorated? 」

Lu always said, "Compared with you, my house has only four walls."

9 said to 6, "Why are you standing? Watch out for brain congestion! 」

You said to A, "When did you learn to stand on your head? 」

Shit says to urine, "Dry and thin are just different."

He also said to her: "When you are the boss, do you still take a secretary when you go out? 」

Wood said to Liang, "Don't think I can't recognize you if I wear a vest! 」

C said to the couple, "When did you get married? 」

I want to say to leek, "Can we centipedes walk a tightrope?" 」

Dai said to Dan, "When did you learn to skateboard? 」

Da said to Shuang, "How did you get all the questions wrong?" ? 」

Zhuo said to the hood, "What headscarf do you want to wear to pretend to be bin Laden? 」

The female couple said, "Let's get married, that would be' good'"! 」

Ping said to Ping, "You and I are first-class disabled soldiers."

The soldier said to Qiu, "Look how cruel this war is! Both legs are blown up! 」

Yi said to ge, "don't think I'm afraid of you because you have a sword." You fight one on one! 」

I often say to Zhang, "You think you are Hou Yi. You have nothing to do, why are you carrying a bow all day? " 」

Li said to the people in the office, what a cow! If you have money, you can go out with two bags.