Grandparents like jokes.

I like to talk to my grandparents about their experiences, opinions and feelings. I feel that after washing for so many years, I can often get some surprising answers from them. Inexplicably poked my spot.

1. Although my grandmother doesn't read much, she can be said to be illiterate, but she has always attached great importance to our education and taught us to study hard since childhood. When I was in primary school, the perfect score was 100. At that time, my grandmother was very happy every time she got 100. Later, I went to junior high school and high school, and the perfect score became 150. Sometimes my grandmother asks me how many points I got in the exam, and I casually say, 100. Then grandma was very happy and said with a smile that my granddaughter was really capable, and she scored higher than the perfect score. The teacher gave you extra points. At that time, I was speechless, but my grandmother said it was cute.

2. It seems that in the aesthetics of the elderly, girls just need to be fat for nothing to look good. At that time, I was in adolescence, and I didn't have time to exercise every day, so I naturally became fat. I really wanted to go on a diet to lose weight during that time. And my grandmother just cooks me a lot of delicious meat every day. I hope I can eat more every day. I was very unhappy that day and asked my grandmother not to cook so many dishes every day, which made me gain a lot of weight. Grandma is not angry either. She smiled at me and said that she was not fat at all. Now she needs to eat more to grow up.

3. When I grew up, I fell in love with beauty. I often learn makeup at home, and then my grandparents watched it again. Why do you put so much flour on your face? And your mouth is so red, it's like eating a child. Then I turned to ask my grandparents if they wanted to have a try. Seeing this, grandma quickly waved her hand and said that people who are so old and dressed in such fancy clothes will laugh at me. Although she said no, she took the lipstick I handed her. Ha ha ha, sure enough, girls love beauty.