Do you know how many strange surnames can't be done and bank cards can't fly?

An embarrassing record of strange surnames

China people's surnames are extremely rich in connotation. From the color of parts of speech, they are all positive, negative and neutral, which can be described as varied and strange, and almost everything is available. Among them, some strange surnames, whether spoken, shouted, read or written, or those who can't get a bank card or take a plane, are often embarrassed. For example-

I almost got divorced because I named my child.

Mr. Cao from Wu Hanyou, Hubei. He became a father at the age of 28, and he felt very happy. But when I was in high spirits, I wanted to give my child a nice name, but I tried several times and I was not satisfied. When in trouble, my wife thinks "fuck" is ugly, and she is afraid that the baby will be laughed at by her husband's name from the day she has her own name, just like her after marriage. -She is often called "Mrs. Fuck", "Mrs. Fuck" and "Fuck, your wife ..." I wonder if anyone will call her "little fuck" in the future. Some old people are used to saying "fuck you" ... no matter what you say, it feels awkward. A wife wants her children to take her surname, but Mr. Cao just doesn't agree. When the couple couldn't get along, they asked their parents for advice, so the old people on both sides also intervened in the naming group. It's a pity: it's not that * * * has any good plans, but that it has its own opinions and makes a big fuss about something that should be happy. The wife was very angry and asked for a divorce. Mr. Cao, who just became a father for a few days, used his quick wits-he embarked on the road of "seeking prizes" on the Internet, trying to help his son get a good name and solve family disputes by brainstorming with netizens. Enthusiastic netizens actively follow the posts with interesting names such as "Fuck the market", "Trader", "Trader", "Fuck luck", "Fuck the future" and "Fuck the bright future". Of course, some people are not chaotic enough. Those who deliberately join in the fun actually play "bold" and are nicknamed "dry". A kind-hearted person comforted my mother: obscure surnames have a very low rate of duplicate names, which can best reflect the function of names-just remember good names and work hard.

Another surname, like Cao Cao's, is from the descendants of Cao Cao in the Jin Dynasty, and it was changed because of asylum, which is even worse than Cao Cao's indecent surname.

Wan Qi (spelled Qí, different from Qiú and Wán), the ID card can only be handwritten.

On Changchun Road, jianxi district, Luoyang City, Henan Province, there are 20 people from Zhuang Yan Town, Song County (originally from Bocheng County, Weinan City, Shaanxi Province). One of them is Chu Jianwei. Because he couldn't get a bank card, he once joked with others: "I don't have a penny deposit!" He asked the media to help him: input his family name "Qí" into the computer font.

Coincidentally, there is a girl whose surname is Wan Qi (Qí). No matter whether she uses Wubi or Pinyin, her surname can't be typed at all. Student ID cards, ID cards and other documents can only be written by hand, or they have to be written as enemies, and they are often pronounced as chóu (revenge), Qiú (homophonic Qiu) or wán (ten thousand). Sometimes you just don't write your last name, just your first name. Once, she applied for a job in a company, and no one could recognize her last name. The busybodies were divided into two groups and made a bet: they made a "rule" that the wrong one invited the right one to dinner, and both of them read it wrong. Since then, every time a girl signs a word, she must not only write it neatly, but also add pinyin after her surname, and it will take a lot of time to explain it for fear that others will pronounce it wrong. How troublesome it is!

Wan, destroyed by surname.

According to the China Hui Dictionary, the Yi surname family has not only developed slowly because of its indecent surname-some men can't get a wife; The ethnic group that finally suffered because of the surname was forced to go extinct.

No, it is often pronounced as no or mother.

On one occasion, Mr. Wu of Ann applied for a passport, and Chinese workers wrote it correctly, but the English was misspelled by the staff as Wu ("Wu" surname)-I had never seen this surname, thinking that the party concerned was careless and didn't write "in place". There are countless people who are called little mothers and little ones when they are in contact with others! Sometimes I have to explain my surname for a while, but often because I am busy or for other reasons, I have no time or convenience to make more corrections, so I have to scream. Sometimes people don't know what to call him.

Dogs whose surnames are dogs in Dengfeng collectively went to the police to change their surnames to "Jing".

One day a few years ago, dozens of people from Goujia, Tangzhuang Township, Dengfeng City, under the jurisdiction of Zhengzhou City, Henan Province, collectively submitted a request report to the local public security household registration management department: unanimously demanding to correct the current surname and restore the "Jing" surname.

It turns out that Gou's family was changed from Jing's surname. There are two kinds of sayings: First, during the Five Dynasties and Ten Kingdoms period, a minister offended Shi Jingtang, was insulted, and gave the dog a surname; Second, the original respect for surnames is a taboo to avoid stones (respect for Tang dynasty), which has continued to this day. Today, when we attach importance to the development of traditional culture and strengthen the construction of spiritual civilization, people with Gou surname can no longer bear the humiliating historical crime of "dog" or "Gou". As a result, there has been a collective request to change the surname. It is reported that their wish has come true.

Ben, a lost man with many voices and surnames.

1, Bēn (homonym) Han, Yao and Buyi people in Hebei, Shanxi and Sichuan have this surname; 2. For Bí (with nasal sound), see Continued Tongzhi Genealogy, Heilongjiang, Guangxi, etc. 3. b √ (with closed tone) See China Surname Dictionary and surname Bo Kao; 4, Féi (the same fat sound) sees the same treatment; 5. There is this surname in Continued Tongzhi Genealogy. Other pronunciations, such as fēn, fèn and pān, are not surnames. Mr. A Ben (Bí) is often called "spray" or "anger". Every time I communicate with strangers, I always have to introduce my last name, which is very troublesome and helpless.

Dad, men, women and children call it that.

Interpretation of Hunan genealogy records that the province has a father's surname. Imagine: a kind-hearted old man was walking in the park when he suddenly saw a little boy fall down and cry. He hurried forward to pull him up, comfort him, coax him not to cry, and do his best to show the care of his elders. When the child regained his strength, his parents came. At this moment, the old man asked by the way, "What's your last name, little friend?" ? A: "Last name is Dad". If you are an old man, I wonder what your first feeling is, or the first feeling of people around you?

There is such a family, men and women, old and young (women have aunts and nieces, except mothers), and their household names are all fathers. The little girl's name is Daddy, and Grandpa, Dad and Brother are called "Daddy Grandpa", "Daddy Dad", "Daddy Uncle" and "Daddy Brother" respectively ... Do you think it's funny?

Testicular, which Gāo?

Both Xi in Shaanxi and Rong County in Guangxi have testicles. This word is essential in hospital andrology, but it is not commonly used in general environment. Usually some people may not be able to write. If a woman asks Mr. Testicular what his last name is, how to write it? Are you happy or do you get what you pay for? It may be inconvenient to explain. Can you explain to the girls that it is neither "high" nor "high", but the testicle, commonly known as "egg", that is, "a part of the reproductive organs of men or some male mammals …"? You don't say, can the other party be sure or guarantee that it won't be wrong?

If a girl with a surname of testicles is studying at school, she is always teased by some naughty boys. Will the child's mind be hurt by the surname?

Interpretation of the monograph "Surname": Testicular surname originates from testis, and testis is Hao Tao. Today, when we attach importance to the construction of spiritual civilization, why should we change the subject's surname to Gao?

Similarities and differences between qi, qi, qi and qi.

Well, Shenyang in Liaoning, Lighthouse in Jilin, Fuyu in Jilin, Chengdu in Beijing, Huainan in Sichuan, Anhui and Keelung in Taiwan Province all have this surname. "China surname house" is Xiān, and "looking for rare surnames in Shenyang" is n m, just like entering the mountain (spelling: the first two are left and right, and the last one is up and down. The same below. ), people into the mountains, take refuge.

See "Apricot Garden" and "Pian Yu" for n m 4 o, while "Yin Zhi" has the sound of xi ā n. It turned into a pity.

Who can tell at once when Xiān is pronounced in Yi language, that is, Guiru Mountain and Guituo Mountain?

Mr. Qi of Manchu Banner in Beixinchengzi, Shenyang, Liaoning Province, can't type on a computer or run a bank card. Later, with great effort, the police made a special case, managed to be a lost person, got an ID card, and got a convenient bank card.

If you die, you die before you are born.

China traditional culture has the habit of naming children in advance. In today's advocating late marriage, late childbearing and fewer children, once a daughter-in-law is pregnant, the whole family will take care of her and care for her fetus more. One is naming, and some can prepare several or even dozens of male and female names. In this respect, it is much more laborious to die a surname than a general surname.

For death surnames, please refer to Textual Research on Surnames, Chinese Dictionary and China Surnames Dictionary. According to historical records, surnames originated from the four-character compound surnames of ethnic minorities in the Northern Wei Dynasty. Some data show that "death" is included in one of the four minor surnames (black, death, difficulty and mountain). This information may be inaccurate and needs to be verified, but people with dead surnames are rarely sure. (Author's Note) At present, there are not a few dead surnames in Yuyao, Zhejiang. A dead gentleman lived in peace with his son, and his wife asked to change her surname. In order to keep his bizarre surname, he tried his best to give himself a new father's name, but he still didn't want to, so he had to ask for help online. There are good people who can help you get "immortality".

Enthusiastic Hu m: n, forced to change his surname.

Nu Hu N (slow voice) is used as the silent nuān (this sound has been cancelled in Ci Hai) and nu n (warm voice), and its spelling is also different. Both are variants). There are about 1000 people surnamed Wen in Weiyuan County, Sichuan Province. Among them, the female Yong of Niuwang Village in Guanyintan Town said that because she could not get a bank card (the ID card can be printed with Nu ǐ n), the bank could not open a card according to her real surname and could not go out by plane. In case the child is in trouble in the future, force him to change "?" . Because "?" This word is also very uncommon, and some people simply change the commonly used "Huān" into their own surnames.

In short, there are many strange surnames. For example, the surnames of Yao, Yao, Ghost and He have brought a lot of inconvenience and even trouble to the parties or society. In today's civilized society ruled by law, we can't adopt forced extinction or rigidly stipulate that we should cancel or change a surname. However, we can inspire, guide and encourage flexible selection of its essence, discard its dross, turn the difficult into the easy, and discard the rough and preserve the essence, as mentioned above, under the principle of respecting their wishes. For example, with the help of pronunciation or form, we can scientifically classify and conditionally identify reasonable surname changes. For those who are unwilling to change their surnames, but it is difficult to apply for relevant documents, not only the police should establish a database of rare and uncommon surnames, but also banks, education and other systems should do the same. Institutions and manufacturers engaged in computer research and production had better be ahead of the times. And gradually move towards legalization.