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A 600-word composition should be marked with three notes. Jianghu emergency
Evening is the happiest time. Big fish and meat keep coming to the table. I always serve rice and eat fried chicken legs. They all say I'm a little useless. Everyone was talking and laughing. This meal has been eaten for a long time.
After dinner, grandma gave a token of lucky money to everyone, 50 yuan. My sister was so sweet that she gave her a kiss. Grandma gave her 50 yuan more, and my cousin said, "Grandma is eccentric!" " My sister used her quick wits to say, "Grandma's heart is always on my side!" " "In order to make my cousin happy, they each got twenty-five dollars, and my brother had a sweet smile on his face.
Then my cousin and I sang a song. Although it was not delicious, it also gave us an apple. Mom also sang a song, and you can also contribute and win the house applause. My brother told a joke and everyone laughed until tears came out.
At this moment, we heard a crackling sound. It turned out that someone was setting off fireworks, and there were already many fireworks performing beautiful dances in the air. I couldn't wait to take out a "celestial cannon", and my father lit it for me. I carefully lifted it to the sky, and the stars flew out of the "sky cannon", one after another, and the sky showed colorful apertures, making a crackling noise.
The Spring Festival is so lively every year, but this year is an unforgettable Spring Festival!
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