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What interesting things happened when you took the driving license test?
When we were learning to drive, we all experienced inhumane torture such as "ruku" for several months in the severe cold and scorching heat. Until the final road test, everyone was gearing up and extremely nervous, facing the people wearing official clothes. The examiner is more like a mouse meeting a cat than the examiner who wears a big-brimmed hat, so he often makes mistakes due to excessive nervousness and makes a lot of jokes. 1. Before the road test, as usual, a candidate should stand in front of the driver's seat and report before getting on the bus, for example: "Report to the examiner, student Wang Fugui requests to get on the bus." The examiner should reply: "Permission to get on the bus." As a result, an unfortunate girl said Cheng: "Report to the examiner, student xxx requests to have sex." Most of the small and large goods driving tests are conducted by a whole group of students and the instructor. At that time, everyone burst into laughter. What's even worse is that the examiner was amused and replied: "I'm allowed to go to bed. Which one do you think is suitable?" 2. After another candidate got into the car successfully, he sat in the driver's seat and started the ignition, stepped on the accelerator and checked the instruments before saying to the examiner : "Report to the examiner, all instruments are normal, request to take off." (It should be a request to start, it is estimated that the candidate has had the dream of being a pilot since he was a child) After hearing this, the examiner replied calmly: "Permission to take off, pay attention to the high voltage in front." 3. During the exam, the examiner will put forward some requirements for the candidates to do, such as turning left at the intersection ahead, pressing the manhole cover, unilateral and bilateral, etc. Candidates should answer: "Understood." to confirm that they understand the examiner's question. There is a special roundabout in a driving school in Beijing called Wangba Island. As a result, an examiner said: "Turn left at the Tortoise Island ahead." The examinee replied: "I understand."
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