Ask for a super short joke ... no more than 20 words

Why Panasonic is not as powerful as Sony? Answer: Panasonic (afraid of Sony's brother)

Who is taller, 2 A or C? Answer: C is higher (because ABCD A is lower than C)

Jasmine, sunflower and rose, which flower is the weakest? Answer: Jasmine (a delicate [beautiful] jasmine)

What line do orangutans hate most? Answer: parallel lines. Parallel lines do not intersect (banana)

Which is the worst, rubber, tiger skin or lion skin? Answer: Eraser. (Rubber difference)

Sister 6 is not a TV. what are you reading?

7. After studying for more than ten years, I found that kindergarten is the best place to mix.

I ordered a steamed dumpling in the school cafeteria yesterday. I thought I was still making it, so I poured a small dish of vinegar and found an empty table. When the steamed dumplings are ready, I'll get them back and look at my vinegar. Maybe the cleaner thought no one had cleaned it. Well, I poured another small dish of vinegar. Where are my steamed dumplings as soon as I get back?

9. When an ant saw an elephant coming, it hid under the sand, showing only one foot. Another ant asked him what you were doing, and he said; "Don't talk, the elephant came to Lao tze.

10. An elephant's nose was injured and its feet were crooked. The doctor asked him what was wrong. He cried that he was disturbed by a fucking ant because he didn't look where he was walking.