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Dialogue between two sisters
? Sister: "I am most afraid of crocodiles and sharks."
? Sister: "Oh, these are terrible. In the movie, when they eat food and people, they swallow them whole and don't spit bones! " Oh, it's horrible to think about it! "
? Sister: "Then what are you most afraid of?"
? Sister: "Me? I am afraid of the dark, ghosts and meeting bad people. "
? Sister: "coward, there is nothing to be afraid of in the dark." Just turn on the light. "
? Sister: "What if there is a power failure?"
? Sister: "Use a flashlight and candles. Ghosts, there are no ghosts in this world. It's all made up on TV. Look at them. Oh. "
? Sister: "Really? But after I watch it, I sleep at night. I have nightmares as soon as I close my eyes. I feel a pair of bloody big hands reaching over. I am so scared that I just want to get under the bed, sister, I am afraid! "
Sister: "What are you afraid of! It's not blood, it's tomato sauce, it's red ink, it's pigment, it's all fake! You must be afraid. We won't watch horror movies next time. If you are really scared, just get into my bed and hug me to sleep. I am not afraid to be with my sister. "
? Sister: "well, we agreed that we would hold you tightly next time." You must not abandon me, my dearest sister. "
? Sister: "Okay, okay, suddenly hold me and let go. If you meet a bad person, you should call the people around you for help, or call your parents, or you can call 1 10 directly, remember? "
Sister: "Well, I remember. Sister, what are they afraid of? What are they most afraid of? "
Sister: "Of course, people have weaknesses, but people also have things to be afraid of." Our teacher said that he was most afraid that his son would fail the exam, and his husband sang at home because it was really hard to listen to, like a brotherhood of the wolf, haha ~ "
Sister: "Really? Haha ~ Your teacher is really interesting. "
Sister: "Yes, everyone in our class likes her class. Very humorous and easy to understand. "
Sister: "I really hope our teacher Li is like your teacher." That would be great. It is estimated that our whole class will laugh in class, hehe ~ "
Sister: "Look at your beauty, isn't the teacher always so funny?" When we disobey and make mistakes, she is also very strict and will criticize us. "
Sister: "I know, just like when my mother criticized us, hee hee ~ sister, do you know what my mother is most afraid of?"
Sister: "Mom is most afraid of helping you with your homework, especially accompanying you with your composition! You see, she is so angry every time. "
Sister: "Where? Mom is afraid of snakes, okay? Every time we say snake, she gets goose bumps. And she hates those dense things, especially those that are alive and can crawl. Close your eyes and rub your arms and legs every time you are nervous. "
Sister: "that's true, these two things are taboo for my mother." I can't say, I can't look, and I can't touch them! "
Sister: "Sister, what about Dad? Does he have anything to fear? He is a man, so he shouldn't be afraid of anything, right? "
Sister: "Dad, let me think. What is he afraid of? He is afraid of tigers! "
Sister: "Tiger? Is it a tiger? "
Sister: "Yes, it's a tiger. Do you know why? "
Sister: "Sister, why is Dad afraid of tigers?"
Sister: "Because mom is a tiger, haha ~"
Sister: "Oh, I see, haha ~"
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