Joke: Why does Satan become a devil? _ Laugh till your stomach hurts _ Laugh till your girlfriend is happy

Satan used to be an apprentice to Jesus. One day, Jesus sent a group of disciples to the mountain to pick up stones, two for each. Satan is lazy by nature, so he only picked up the two smallest ones. Jesus said, "The stone you picked up will become your steamed bread!" " Satan is so angry. ? The next day, Jesu asked his disciple to pick up that stone. This time Satan picked up the two biggest stones. Jesus said, "You are happy to throw stones now. The farther you throw it, the bigger the steamed bread. " Satan vomited blood.

? Finally, on graduation day, Jesus ordered everyone to pick up two more stones. Satan has grown up this time and picked up a big stone and a small stone, thinking that you will never find anything wrong again? Jesus said, "You are about to graduate, so turn the stone you picked up into something under your feet!" " " ? Since then, Satan has become a special devil to deal with Jesus.