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Jokes about singing competitions
Sitting under the stage is the leader,
Idiot colleague, chose Gong Yu to move mountains,
As a result, when I sang in front of a room full of children and grandchildren,
The cargo hand is still pointing downward,
The leaders below are blue in the face,
We collectively suppress internal injuries!
Once the school was going to hold a singing contest, the class teacher asked if anyone had heard this song in the classroom. People in primary schools are better young people. A boy raised his hand and stood up and said, I've heard of it.
The teacher asked: Can you sing?
He said: I can only sing a little.
The teacher said: nothing, then you hum.
Then the boy probably didn't understand the teacher's meaning, and then the ash often rang, and the ash often made a "hum".
The whole class is boiling.
I told my parents after school that the whole family was laughing at the dinner table.
Er Ming and his father went on a trip. As the tour bus approached the service area, the driver asked, Is anyone singing? So, some passengers said they wanted to sing, and the driver stopped in the service area for a while. Erming went to the toilet when he saw that all the passengers had gone down. Ask dad: Do they go to the toilet to sing?
Dad said, that's a euphemism. Going to the toilet is also called singing.
I see.
In the evening, the tour group returned to the hotel for dinner and organized everyone to sing in the multi-function hall.
Er Ming and his father also went. Erming likes singing at ordinary times. Dad: Er Ming, go and sing.
So, everyone applauded to welcome him to sing. He walked around the hall and then came back.
Dad: Why don't you walk around singing?
Erming: I can't find the toilet.
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