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I want a novel about love between heaven and earth?

1: This is love

One day, a boy said to a girl: "If I only have a bowl of porridge, I will give half to my mother and the other half to you. ”

The little girl fell in love with the little boy.

That year he was 12 years old and she was 10 years old.

Ten years later, one day, their village was flooded. He kept saving people, including old people and children, some he knew and some he didn’t know, but he didn’t go to save her personally. .

When she was rescued by others, someone asked him: "Since you like her, why don't you save her?"

He said softly: "It is precisely because I love her. , I went to save others first. If she dies, I won’t live alone."

So they got married that year.

He was 22 years old and she was 20 years old.

Later, there was a famine in the country, and they were too poor to open the pot. In the end, they only had a little bit of noodles left and made a bowl of noodle soup.

If he is reluctant to eat, let her eat; if she is reluctant to eat, let him eat! Three days later, the bowl of noodle soup turned moldy.

At that time, he was 42 years old and she was 40 years old!

Because his grandfather was a landlord, he was criticized.

During those years, "organizationally" asked her to "draw clear boundaries and distinguish right from wrong."

She said: "I don't know who is the enemy among the people, but I know that he is a good person. He loves me and I love him. That is enough!"

So, she accompanied him to be criticized and paraded, and the couple accepted the same fate in the difficult years!

That year, he was 52 years old and she was 50 years old!

Many years passed, and he and she learned Qigong together for physical exercise.

At this time they were transferred to the city and took the bus to the park in the city center every morning. When a young man offered their seats to them, they were unwilling to sit down and let the other person stand.

So the two of them leaned together, holding the armrests in their hands, with satisfied smiles on their faces. All the people in the car stood up involuntarily.

That year, he was 72 years old and she was 70 years old.

She said: "If we are both dead in 10 years, I will definitely become him, he will definitely become me, and then he will come back to drink the half bowl of porridge I gave him!"

70 years old, this is love.

2: Love Test

She is in love with him, their love is as hot as fire, but she feels that his love is as calm as water. "When we were young, we didn't understand love."

She kept this sentence in mind, so she liked to read psychological tests in women's magazines and click on "love test questions" on the Internet:

Do you love each other? You ask him how much he loves you? How to know if he loves you? Question marks one after another made her heart beat with fear.

So her enthusiasm for studying them far exceeds the English test questions in college.

Today, she searched for another psychological test on love on the Internet. The question is very simple, called "Love Test Questions".

The question says, you can know if he loves don't love you. As if she had found a treasure, she printed them out and prepared to take his test.

After dinner, he was watching "News Network", and she sat on the sofa and began to read to him:

"Please complete the following questions, and the final score will tell you that he loves you." "

0--5 points: He doesn't love you;

5--10: He kind of loves you;

10--15 points : He loves you very much;

15--20 points: He loves you so much.

1. Does he like to eat burgers, sashimi or kung pao chicken?

2. Does he like to wear more clothes or less clothes?

3. Does he like to walk on the left or right side of the road?

4. If there were three names, Nicole, Moxiao, and Xiaoxia, which one would he like?

5. Does he like to call you in the morning, noon or evening?

6. Does he look at you from the front, the side, or the back?

7. What flowers will he give you on your birthday? Roses, lilies or gypsophila?

After reading the test questions excitedly, I put down the piece of paper and found that he was concentrating on fixing the lamp. I don’t know if he listened.

The grievance of not being taken seriously arose spontaneously. She rushed over, snatched the lamp from his hand, stamped her feet and screamed: "I hate it, why?" Don’t listen to what others say? I’m asking you!”

He was not annoyed, hugged her gently, and opened the window. The lights of the city outside the window were so brilliant that it made people feel small.

He put her head on his chest, looked at the lights in front of the house, and said: "Girl, listen, I will tell you the answer."

1. I don't I like to eat burgers and sashimi, but I also don’t like kung pao chicken.

I like to eat scrambled eggs with tomatoes, because you like to eat those eggs, so I started to learn to like to eat those tomatoes.

2. I like to wear an extra piece of clothing, so that when I go to the street with you, I can take off one piece for you.

Because you always don’t like to add clothes, and I don’t like to wear more clothes. , and you won’t catch a cold.

3. No matter whether I walk on the left or on the right, I only know that when I am with you, I should walk on your left.

4. I don’t like these three names. I like the name I gave you - girl. I like calling you girl and you will respond crisply.

5. I am used to calling you in the morning because you always can't get up on time.

In order to prevent you from being scolded by your boss, I can only act as your phone alarm clock.

6. I am used to taking the time to look at you once, to see if you are wearing gloves when you go out, and if you have your mobile phone and wallet with you.

When you come back, check to see if your gloves, cell phone, and wallet are all intact.

7. I plan to make a cake for you on your birthday. For this reason, I bought a cake-making book.

I originally wanted to give you a surprise, but now I’m telling you.

His answer received almost zero points, but she knew the correct answer.

He said to her: "Hey, that desk lamp has been repaired, look! He plugged in the power, and the desk lamp turned on all of a sudden.

She and he looked at this. In the bright lights of a city with a population of millions, they know that there is a light that belongs to them.

3: I will love you in the next life!

Women are not crazy at first. 22 years old, quite young. Some people say that she is very ordinary. The woman fell in love with a man at that time. The man was 23 years old, looked a little melancholy, and was very talented. He was the ideal lover for many young girls. Men work together, and during lunch breaks, their colleagues like to play cards. Women don't like playing cards, but women always occupy a seat for men. After the man finishes eating, the woman gives way to him.

Men have never cared about women. There is no restraint when they are with women. Women are kind and considerate, and rarely smile. They only smile when they are with men. Men do not care about women, but women have deeply imprinted their hearts on men.

One night, the woman asked the man for a walk, and she told the man gracefully and shyly that she liked him. The man was suddenly shocked and quickly rejected the woman. The man said that the woman he loved did not love him. He doesn't love anyone anymore, his heart is dead, and now he no longer wants to be friends, and he wants women not to come to him.

The woman cried all night, and she also shed tears at work, and her colleagues looked at her inexplicably. , the man sat in silence. After a few days, the woman still kept crying. Still unable to let go, he was willing to try to accept her. The woman agreed, smiling brightly because the man finally accepted her.

The relationship between a woman and a man is very simple. They have never gone out to watch a movie together or eaten out together. The man is very indifferent to her. The happiest time is when a man and a woman sit together under the bridge by the river, and a cow stares at them. The woman found it funny. Men live in single dormitories and women wash clothes for men. The man is sick, and the woman takes good care of him. When a woman celebrates her birthday and a man forgets it, the woman says it doesn’t matter. When a man celebrates his birthday, a woman gives him an exquisite tie.

The next year, the woman and the man got married. Women take care of things at home in an orderly manner, men have delicious meals when they get home, have hot water to take a shower after watching TV, and women wash their clothes. A man can focus solely on his career. That year, the man was promoted to department manager. The woman has lost a lot of weight.

In the third year, the woman gave birth to the man’s child. When a woman has a big belly, it is more difficult for her to bend down and wash clothes, but she still perseveres every day. Things at home are still managed by women. Ten months later, the woman had dystocia, and the doctor said she needed a caesarean section because the fetus was too high. For the sake of her child, the woman gave birth to a baby girl by caesarean section, weighing seven pounds at birth. The man's parents wanted to have a grandchild. After seeing that the child was a girl, I never saw the woman again. There is no one to take care of the woman during her confinement period. Her parents' family is too far away and they can only come once a month. Bring some chicken, fish and the like. When the child makes noise at night, the woman has to urinate and feed the child. Men are not considerate of women, and women still do laundry during confinement. The woman's confinement period was not going well and she often had pain in her lower abdomen. The doctor said it was the root cause of the disease. The child is very beautiful and cute, and the woman silently watches the child grow up, feeling a sweet feeling in her heart. Although the man's indifference makes her sad, she still loves him. Because he is her first and last man. She only occasionally complains to men, but after that the woman forgives the man. Maybe you will never cherish what you get. During those days, men almost ignored the existence of women.

The woman watched her daughter grow up day by day, and heard her daughter call her mother for the first time. Tell the man happily. My daughter walked for the first time, and a woman supported her... Just like that, in a blink of an eye, the daughter was five years old. The woman took her to the park to play. There was a traffic accident in the taxi, and the woman was knocked unconscious. When the woman woke up, her face was covered with blood, and her first thought was of her child. The child was already mangled with blood. When she was sent to the hospital, the doctor told her that the child was dead. The woman fainted. When the woman woke up again, she shouted the child's name. The man sat beside her sadly and comforted her softly. The woman fainted from crying.

When the woman woke up again, she kept mumbling to herself, the doctor said the woman was crazy...

In order to take care of the woman, the man quit his job and found a doctor. He got a temporary job and only had to work a few hours a day. When he was away, he asked a neighbor to take care of him. The woman still murmured her daughter's name. Laughing while hugging the pillow. When she sees someone else’s child, she chases after her, claiming that it is her child. Men can only lock women at home. Women laugh sometimes and cry sometimes. But when she saw the photo of the child, the woman began to calm down, gently touched the child's face in the photo with her hand, and smiled. There was a kind look in his eyes.

Time passed by so slowly. Sometimes the woman suddenly screamed for a child in the middle of the night, and sometimes she behaved like a child. The whole community knew about the crazy wife. Some people sympathized with her, some pitied her, and some just laughed at her. The man had a very good future. However, his crazy wife ruined everything for him, and he hated the woman in front of him. The man began to smoke and drink heavily. He often got very drunk and his temper began to explode.

Women are consciously aware of changes in men. Men are very aggressive smokers, and women hide their cigarettes when men are not paying attention. The man didn't see the cigarette, so he asked the woman. The woman giggled. The man shouted: "Crazy bitch, if you don't find the cigarette for me, I will beat you to death." The man made a vicious beating motion. The woman was obviously frightened and huddled in the corner, shaking. The man grabbed the woman and said, "Did you hear that? Find it quickly!" The woman trembled and took out the cigarette from under the bed. The man grabbed the cigarette and said fiercely: "Next time you hide my cigarette, I will beat you to death." The woman looked at the man she had been with day and night, and tears rolled down her cheeks. When the man goes out, the woman still washes clothes as usual and always takes out the children's clean clothes to wash. She feels that the children's clothes are dirty and needs to be washed.

Men's clothes, women's clothes, and children's clothes were hung outside. She gently touched the children's clothes and smelled the clothes with her nose. The woman giggled,

The woman was sick, and the doctor said she He won't live long. The man smoked a cigarette and looked at his painful wife... His helpless eyes revealed sadness. My wife was still crazy, but she was tired more easily than before, and she fell asleep after a while. There were tears streaming down my cheeks when I fell asleep. In order to save the life of his crazy wife, the man sold everything he could sell, and finally had to sell the house, which had sustained the woman's life and extended her last breath.

The woman looked at the man in pain, pointed at her throat and was speechless. Panting desperately, she told the man tremblingly that she couldn't breathe and that she was in pain. The woman's sadness made the man's heart pierce like a knife. He had never pitied a woman, but today the man told the woman in tears that there was nothing he could do. real. He told her that he had done everything he could...but the woman seemed to know that she was going to die, so she stopped gesticulating and just gasped hard. Tears flowed unconsciously.

The woman died in the early hours of the next day, when the man was asleep. When the man woke up, the woman died nestled in the man's arms, with tears remaining on her face. The man suddenly found a letter lying in front of his bed, which read:

Dear husband (personally addressed)

The signature was actually a woman’s name!

The man eagerly opened the letter, and the woman's clear handwriting impressed his eyes. Suddenly she realized that she wrote some words for her husband in tears.

Dear Husband:

I am writing these words to you with tears in my eyes. I know that I am about to die. Tonight, I suddenly woke up. Maybe it was the reflection of the light, maybe it was God has mercy on me and gives me one last chance to say goodbye to you. I still remember our baby and the moment she called him *you know? At that moment I actually cried. I was confused about that bloody face, why was God so cruel to her and so cruel to me. She must be very lonely underground with no one to take care of her. She is waiting for me. I want to accompany her and take care of her.

Dear husband, thank you for giving me a home, giving me a child, and allowing me to complete the journey of becoming a woman. Although you have never said I love you, I do love you. I have loved you from beginning to end. The days I spent with you were very difficult, and you didn't take good care of me and take care of me. I thought I would wait until that day when you say you love me, but I can't wait any longer. Dear husband, you are my first and last man. When I leave this world, you will be my man forever.

Dear husband, thank you for everything you have done for me. It was me who dragged you down. sorry. I'm leaving, take good care of yourself. Remember to change clothes often and smoke less. That's not good for your health. I'm leaving. I'm sorry that I couldn't spend the last time with you.

Previous and present life

Your dream, my dream

The dream given to us by God

This kind of dream only comes once in a lifetime

But we will never wake up from our dreams in our lives

God gave us a skeleton

Go ahead

Go find your happiness

Pushing open the door to heaven

Terrified, like fallen leaves falling to earth

The sky and the earth are vast

The wind is so strong

< p> Where is the warm soil with fallen leaves?

The rain hits the face

There is no light in the sky

Looking up at the way to heaven

Heavy rain separates the vague Tianmen

Go, go find your happiness

Go...

Go ………….

Dear husband, I kissed you gently on your face at last, it was a deep and long kiss. Let the tears that have been painful for many years burst out at this moment. I'm leaving, I will take good care of our children underground, don't worry.

Your Forever Woman

The man cried, crying so sadly for the first time, and he held his dead wife lovingly in his arms.

Recalling the bitterness of women in the past, and recalling the goodness of women. Tears fell drop by drop on the woman's pale and thin cheeks...

The man buried the woman. Buried with children. He knelt in front of the woman's grave, his eyes red from crying, and touched his wife's tombstone and said: "Dear wife, do you know? I didn't know how much I loved you until today. I love you, really, very much. , but I can no longer fulfill my obligations as a husband. I was very bad to you in the past, and now I feel ashamed when I think about it. I owe you everything in this life, and let me repay you in the next life. If you still remember me in the next life. Wife, do you hear me? I love you..." The man cried against the woman's tombstone.

Women can no longer hear. Past life, present life, next life. If I still remember you in the next life, please let me take good care of you and love you forever, okay?

4: Alluring Love: Can love really change a person? A love story between a girl and a thief

The thief was chased and ran into an alley. I jumped into an old house. The house was large, quiet, and desolate.

Just when he was thinking about where to hide, a soft voice sounded from behind: Who are you? Who are you looking for?

The thief was startled, and when he turned around, he saw a girl staring at him and asking questions/

There was a rapid knock on the door, and the thief's face was frightened. White. The girl grabbed the thief's hand and pulled him to the door. The door was opened and a group of people broke in.

Did you see a thief come in?

No,

My boyfriend and I were in the yard and we didn’t see any thieves. The girl looked innocent. The man in charge looked at the girl carefully and looked at her. It doesn't look like he's lying. But his eyes were fixed on the thief. Is he your boyfriend?

That’s still false,,, the girl said, leaning against the thief.

Those people didn’t see anything strange, so they changed and left.

Why are you helping me? The thief knows that the girl must know that he is the thief they are looking for.

You must have your own difficulties. No one is born to be a thief.

Someone actually defended the thief. The thief couldn't help but look at the girl carefully. She didn't look like someone with a brain problem.]

You sit down for a while, I guess they will still. Before he had gone far, the girl actually invited him to sit for a while.

Are you the only one here?

Yes, my family does not want to be here. The house was left by my grandfather. The girl said sadly, I am not in good health and rarely go out. Can you come and accompany me often?

Okay/The thief hesitated and agreed.

In the days to come, the thief would go to his old house to accompany the girl when he had nothing to do. He later found out that he was suffering from uremia. , although it was in the early stages, it was a frightening terminal illness. All he could do was take time to accompany her and tell her about the outside world. The appearance of the thief makes the girl's black and white world become more colorful. She looks forward to his appearance every day.

On Valentine's Day this year, a thief appeared in front of the girl with a rose to express his love for her. Although he never stole anything after that day, she was terminally ill. How could I accept his love?

As the days passed, the thief became thinner and thinner.

One day, the thief surprised the girl and told her that she was saved, and he found her for her. of the kidneys.

On the eve of Valentine's Day this year, preparations for the girl's kidney transplant were in place. Only then did the girl know that the kidney she wanted to replace was a thief's. He lost weight so quickly because he not only had to sell blood every day, but also did a lot of heavy work in order to raise enough money for the girl's kidney transplant surgery as soon as possible.

The kidney transplant operation was very successful. The girl's body accepted the thief's kidney, but the thief was unable to get off the operating table because he was too weak.

Every Valentine's Day from now on, there will be a rose on the thief's grave, along with a note: I will always love your wife/

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