A joke that makes people laugh until they are full.

1. If your mother and I fall into the water at the same time, you will also ... "I will score according to the difficulty coefficient of your movements before entering the water and the size of the spray after entering the water."

2. I have a strong mother. I remember when I was a child, my mother took me to ride a bike, and my foot got stuck in the wheel. My mother felt unable to pedal, so she stood up and pedal.

3. What are you shouting? Believe it or not, I will give you some color to see see. Sample! Look, this one is green and the one next to it is yellow!

4. "Ask yourself, if you were someone else, would you like to date yourself?" "I can't even think about it, how can I have such a blessing!"

After cutting my hair, the barber asked me how it was. I was silent for a while and said to him, I am happy if you are happy.

6. Remember the military training under the tree that year? The coach said to the students, "Count off in the first row!" You looked at the coach in surprise, and the coach said loudly, "Count off!" " "So, reluctantly, you turned and hugged the tree!

7. When I don't want to talk to you, it's useless for you to coax me. At this time, you should give me a red envelope.

8. I asked a child to dance, and he said weakly, "I can't." I said, "Boys should be confident and bold". As a result, he shouted, "I won't."

9. My wife picked up the frozen hairtail and slapped me. At that moment, I only felt the cold "ice fish" slapping wildly on my face!

10. My life goal is to have my own house in Beijing when I am 3 10. Now I am halfway to my goal: 10 years old.

1 1. Recently, my hands and feet are always cold, and online it is said that it is caused by kidney deficiency. Stick to fitness. After drinking Lycium barbarum for a while and making tea for a while, it still didn't work, so I gritted my teeth and paid the heating bill, and I got well.

12. The girls are ready to do sit-ups in the physical education exam. I saw a woman raise her hand and ask the teacher, teacher, I only finished sit-ups, but I didn't finish sit-ups. Can I give you half a mark?

13. yugong called his son to the bed before he died. Gong Yu: Move mountains! Son: Shiny? Yugong is in a hurry.

14. Actually, I don't hate you without talking to you. I'm just afraid that my wisdom and connotation will affect your appreciation of my handsomeness.

15. Seeing a resume, a college student wrote beautifully in the column of "What awards have you won": during the school period, he won the Master Kong "One more bottle" award many times.

16. I bought a pack of snacks and opened the package. It said, "If the package is unopened or damaged, please don't eat it." Scared me into throwing it away.

17. I hope I can be an interesting and rich person, but I can't. I just need to be rich.

18. Reporter: Grandpa, do you think the smog in Beijing is serious now? You are blind! I'm the camera, and your uncle is in the back.

19. "You came late." "I found a dollar on the road and was busy returning it to the owner." "But you were half an hour late." "I gave it to him after he hit me for half an hour."

20. On the way, I met a mother and daughter. The little girl said, "Mom, can you walk awkwardly and keep hitting me on the head?"

2 1. Pass the security check with a cup of milk tea. Security inspector: What's in your hand? Me: milk tea. Security inspector: Have a drink. Me: Get out! Buy it yourself!

22. I finally found someone, but his family doesn't seem to like me very much, especially his wife.

23. In summer, a friend went to a powder shop to eat powder. After getting the powder, he shouted, "Boss, please turn off the electric fan!" " The boss said, "Why turn off the electric fan in this heat?" "I'm afraid these pieces of meat will fly!"

24. It's really difficult to get a driver's license. When I was in the exam just now, the invigilator said, "Start when you see my gesture." I have watched him for half an hour. Where does he wear jewelry?