Kneel for some jokes!

A woman and her lover were lying in bed when she suddenly heard the voice of her husband opening the door and entering the room. "quick! Stand still in that corner! " The woman quickly smeared baby oil on his whole body, then sprinkled lime powder and whispered to him, "Stand still and pretend to be a plaster statue." When her husband came into the room, he pointed to something in the corner: "What's that?" The woman said quietly, "Oh! It's just a plaster cast. There is also one in Cai's bedroom, which I think is quite beautiful, so I also got a home decoration. " The couple never mentioned the plaster statue again until they went to bed. At about two o'clock in the morning, the husband got up and went to the kitchen to eat. When he returned to his room, he handed plaster like a sandwich, holding a glass of milk in his hand, and said, "Come, have something to eat!"! Don't be like me. I stood in Cai's house for three days and didn't even drink a mouthful of water. "