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Fifth grade writing composition: a good time composition of 500 words.
"No, I'm going to be late!" Wang Xiaowu jumped out of bed, ate a few mouthfuls and ran to school. Along the way, pedestrians cast their strange eyes on Wang Xiaowu. Wang Xiaowu didn't care so much and immediately ran to the campus.
"Wow, Wang Xiaowu, are you okay? Did you just run out of the garbage resort? Too funny! "
"How can there be such a sloppy species on earth?"
"Will make you stand up, Wang Xiaowu. Ha ha ha (o)/~ "
Wang Xiaowu was confused by this series of languages, and looked at himself, stunned! Bread crumbs piled on my lips, my pants chain was not properly pulled for girls to see ~ (@ _ @) ~, and my hair was messy, which made me laugh. Wang Xiaowu immediately returned to his seat. He was just about to take out his book when he played another big joke. It turned out that Wang Xiaowu's schoolbag was a mess, with apple cores, compressed biscuits and knives. Deskmate Ann's eyes are as big as tea eggs, staring at Wang Xiaowu.
"What are you doing? Do you hate it? Why are you looking at me? I am not a Martian. "
"Hey, I want to see you is your blessing. This young lady ignores you! "
Wang Xiaowu thought: A little girl is a little girl, which is boring. At this time, the old class came, and the old class looked around and said
"Classmates, today came a new classmate named Cheng Jiannan. He is a returnee from America. He will study in our class all semester. Ok, bo, go and sit in the last row with Lin Xue Nettel. "
Cheng Jiannan walked slowly to Lin Xue Knight and said to Lin Xue Knight like a gentleman, "Hello, please give me more advice." Lin Xue Nettel looked at Cheng Jian carefully. The boy in front of him has an angelic face, crystal ball eyes and brownish hair, which makes him more lovely. Lin Xue Nettel woke up from a rude awakening, "hmm" and stopped talking. Throughout the class, Lin Xue Nettel was absent-minded, thinking: Cheng Jiannan is so handsome, I want to be good friends with him. Thought of here, Lin Xue Nettel could not help secretly laughing, but she was still heard by the old squad leader. The old class was so angry that it was terrible. Lin Xue nettle, you have no good fruit to eat. , said to Lin Xue Nettel.
"Lin Xue Nettel, you stand up, do you think you can unscrupulously violate classroom discipline with good grades? You give me a good reflection and sit down! " Later, Lin Xue Nettel found something in her hand. She opened it and saw that it was written by Cheng Jiannan. Listen carefully, Lin Xue Nettel, and tell me what happened after class. At this time, the bell rang like a savior, and Wang Xiaowu came to befriend Lin Xue Nettel and said, "A talented woman, doesn't it feel bad to be criticized?" Glared at Nettel, walked over and talked to Cheng. Oh, my God, a large group of girls kept talking and chattering around Cheng Jiannan, and Wang Xiaowu felt uncomfortable: not only handsome, but also a sea returnee. What's the big deal? Lin Xue Nettel, on the other hand, thinks that this boy is really not simple.
Good time composition 500 words
After lunch, I went to the Student Affairs Office to find Teacher Yan, almost crying and begging him to let him come into the classroom again and say a few words to us.
He immediately stopped what he was doing and came into the classroom with me. At the same time, there was warm applause in the class. Teacher Yan comforted us and told us four points: first, we should learn to adapt to the environment and learn to face all kinds of disappointments in life; Second, get along with the new teacher as soon as possible and be familiar with her teaching methods; Third, adhere to the Chinese law of our class, that is, adhere to the composition evaluation system, adhere to the law of reading notes, and adhere to the method of learning Chinese independently; The fourth is to always have a heart to heart with everyone and stay with us. There was a gentle sobbing around. After Miss Yan left, the students asked me to write a letter to Miss Yan on their behalf. When I raised my pen, I wrote:
Dear Chinese teacher, do you know our hearts? After living together for more than four months, you want to abandon us. You brought us laughter and laughter, leaving only "whoops" crying. You didn't come to Chinese class yesterday, but today you brought us a cruel fact. This last time is the time that can really be called "the last lesson". All the students in our 80 1 class want to see your figure on the three-foot platform again, and how much they want to laugh again in the Chinese class. We will wait and wait until you come back. "
After writing, I hurriedly asked the students to sign and give it to Teacher Yan. After reading it, the teacher only said to me, "You always have to wait until you lose it before you regret it. Is it a little late? "
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