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The heroes in Water Margin went to a restaurant and asked for two Jin of beef. Can a person eat two Jin of beef?

Tell a true story first. Before liberation, the biggest rich man in our village had many long-term workers at home. One day, the rich man ordered a strong long-term worker to drive two mules and two horses to the county market to transport their agricultural products. Long-term workers rushed a dozen mules and horses to the market 20 miles away early. By noon, all the agricultural products were sold out. Strong-man long-term workers wanted to buy something to eat in the restaurant. The long-term worker went to a shop selling cooked pork, and his mouth watered when he saw the delicious pork. Although I felt a little overwhelmed, the worm came up and asked for two pounds of cooked pork. The shopkeeper may think he is poor, so he makes fun of him. Can you finish two Jin of cooked meat? , the dragon also angry said 1? Don't say two Jin, I can eat five Jin? . Now the shopkeeper is also very excited, he said? I don't want your money if you can eat five pounds of cooked meat. Can't eat five pounds of cooked meat, not a penny less? .

No, the two of them propped up the cow and made a bet. So, the shopkeeper cut five Jin of cooked beef and put it in front of the long-term workers. The long-term workers asked for another catty of loose wine for their next meal and ate it. Maybe they are afraid to pay five pounds of pork. The long-term workers ate five Jin of cooked pork and drank one Jin of wine. I ate five Jin of meat and the blue face of long-term migrant workers. When the shopkeeper saw that the situation was not good, he dared to put the long-term workers on horseback. The old horse knew the way and went back to the village with them. It was getting late at this time, and the old rich man was worried. He went to the village and waited. When he saw the horse carrying a long-term worker, his face turned blue and he could not speak. He ordered other long-term workers to help him down and make strong tea for them to drink. Only then did he slow down. The villagers still tell this story as a story.

I also heard an old soldier who had been to the Korean battlefield say that cooked pork transported to the front line during the War to Resist US Aggression and Aid Korea could not be processed again. In the face of cruel war, the soldiers' physical exertion is very large. Soldiers can only eat raw garlic when they eat this kind of frozen pork. A person can eat two or three kilograms of pork at a meal.

In a large group, it is very labor-intensive to build water conservancy projects in rural areas. A strong man can eat an arm of tortillas if he is open. What's the arm of a tortilla? Is to open your arms and put two cakes on each side from the palm of your hand, with one arm around your neck. How much corn flour does this have to be made of? There must be two or three Jin of flour.

In the past, strong men with high labor intensity could eat well. In the Water Margin, Li Da and He Lu, tall and powerful people, are martial arts practitioners with infinite strength. Most of them are delicious, but they don't eat the magic of playing the tiger upside down and weeping willows. What's more, most people went out on foot at that time. There are not so many hotels on the trip. They walked a lot and were hungry. When they sat down in the hotel, the Liangshan hero who practiced martial arts wanted to serve several bowls of water wine and two Jin of beef, which was enough. Sometimes I worry that this is not enough. At that time, I was afraid it was 16 pounds. At that time, two catties was equivalent to more than three catties now, but for Li Da and Lu, they could eat it all.

Can Liangshan heroes eat like this? Not necessarily. Not to mention women, it is difficult for Liangshan Song Jiang and Lu Junyi to eat two catties of beef at a time. Although Lu Junyi is the best in the world, and he is also good, Lu Junyi used to be rich and delicious every day, so it was difficult for him to eat two Jin of beef at a time. Those who can eat two Jin of beef at a time are a strong man who practices martial arts and a man who is not rich. There is no chance to eat beef every year. This way of eating is far from scientific health preservation, and people who are struggling on the line of life are not to mention health preservation.