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A complete collection of jokes about washing vegetables
At the beginning, I took the basket to the pool, turned on the tap and began to wash it seriously. I washed it piece by piece, even a little dirty, and there was an aphid. Washing and washing, I suddenly touched something soft, and my hand was like an electric shock. Look carefully, it turned out to be a big caterpillar, enjoying the pleasure of "bathing" on the leaves! I was so scared that I threw this leaf far away at once. Can look back at that leaf, fat, big and tender, what a pity to throw it away! Think again, I don't know how many times this happened when my mother washed vegetables! But mother was not afraid, but unhurriedly picked out the big caterpillar and threw it away, and continued to wash. What about me? Like a coward. Looking at the leaves, I feel the big caterpillar laughing at me, and every leaf is laughing at me. In order to prove that I am not a coward, I plucked up my courage, picked up the leaf, took down the big caterpillar and threw it away. A chicken happened to pass by and was taken away by it. I continue to wash vegetables.
When washing the dishes, I cut it again. At this moment, mother's footsteps came. I immediately ran back to my cabin and pretended to be reading, but my eyes were fixed on my mother. I saw my mother hurriedly put down her schoolbag and prepared to wash vegetables. She was surprised to find that the dishes had been washed and cut, so she came over and asked me, "Who washed the dishes?" I pretended not to know, and said, "Maybe the gods washed it?" "How dare you tease your mother?" I burst out laughing. My mother held me in her arms and said happily, "My daughter will help her when she grows up."
Today, I not only learned to wash vegetables, but also exercised my courage through the big green bug, which made me understand that as long as I dare to face difficulties, they will escape without a trace.
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