Real rural jokes

An old farmer drove a donkey cart to the county yard to sell vegetables. He accidentally ate the flowers in the yard, and the old man at the door refused to eat them. He quarreled with the old man selling vegetables. At this time, the secretary of the county party Committee took a group of people by the meeting place and criticized the old man: "How can your donkey run around casually?" The old man said, "What should I do?" . The secretary said, "Give it a beating". The old man picked up the whip and whipped the donkey hard, cursing the donkey at the same time: "You think you are the secretary of the county party Committee and you can go wherever you want." . The county magistrate rushed over and said, "It can't eat our flowers either." . The old man raised his whip and whipped the donkey: "You think you are a county magistrate, go there and eat there.". At this time, the president of the court said, "Grandpa, look at your donkey. You can't eat here and there, and you can't eat everywhere. " The old man raised his whip and whipped the donkey: "Besides you, you are the president of the imperial court. Just eat the plaintiff and eat the defendant everywhere? " The police chief couldn't stand it anymore. He came over and said, "Get out, get out, get out, get out, get out". The old man continued to smoke the donkey, cursing the donkey in his mouth: "You are the public security bureau chief except you, and there is no rule for you to catch and let go."