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Give the child a name set?
When naming a child, you must know the skills of naming. Do you know the following skills?
Tip 1: Determine the five elements of Chinese characters according to the child's birth date, that is, the ancient name "birthday".
Tip # 2: Choose the number of strokes of a name by combining five-grid mathematics.
Tip 3: Children's names should highlight personality characteristics, such as Zheng Zhi, Zhou Jian and Zhang Haoran.
Tip 4: Names can be creative and meaningful.
Tip 5: It is not appropriate to use uncommon words in children's names, otherwise it will be difficult to be recognized and rejected, which will hinder children's interpersonal communication.
Tip 6: The child's name should be fresh and not tacky, unique and different.
Tip 7: Names should not be naive, otherwise children will be easily looked down upon when they grow up.
Tip 8: Children's names can be unconventional, surprising and unexpected. Such as Zhu lue, money is like water, and Li hates water.
Tip 9: Try to give your child a double name. Single names are easy to repeat. According to statistics, the rate of single name duplication is 67.7%, and the rate of double name duplication is 32.4%. Therefore, if you want your child's name to be unique, it's best not to use a single name.
Tip # 10: You can use the combination of parents' surnames to name them. For example: the father's surname is Yin, the mother's surname is Sheng, and the child can be named Yin Sheng; The father's surname is Zheng, the mother's surname is Lin, and the child can be named Zheng Lin.
Naming children is taboo.
Some words are taboo when naming children. Knowing the following taboos, parents will never name their children again.
First, girls should not use masculine words.
Girls generally should not use obviously masculine names. The disadvantages of girls using masculine names are mostly reflected in marriage. From the numerology point of view, a woman's life is strong for Yang, and her husband is also Yang, so there is no sign.
Yin and yang, so marriage is easy to quarrel, but it is also easy to break up and separate.
Second, boys should not use feminine words.
Compared with girls, obviously masculine names should not be used. Similarly, men generally should not use obviously feminine names. The use of obviously feminine names by men does more harm than good. The main disadvantages are as follows
There are often people who don't want to express their ambitions in their careers, people who are easy to make villains in their lives, people who talk constantly, people whose marriages are not smooth, and people whose wives are easy to cheat.
Third, children with good health should not use the word too rigid.
People who are prosperous are generally strong in personality, self-centered and impulsive, so it is not appropriate to use words that are too high-profile, rigid and domineering when naming, such as words with the fourth tone; Not suitable for use
Such as Hao, Ao, Ba, Ao, Xia, Huang, stubborn and fierce. There is a folk saying that "too rigid is easy to fold", so people in good health should not use too rigid words.
Fourth, children are weak and don't need to be too soft.
People who are physically weak are generally weak, weak and temperamental, so names should not be too flexible, weak and low-key words, such as: soft words are not suitable; You should not use words such as gorgeous, beautiful and relaxed.
You, Rou, Ru and so on. There is a folk saying that "extremes meet", so weak people should not use too soft words.
Five, Dong Sheng doesn't need to be too cold.
People born after beginning of winter and before being shocked are cold, so don't use cold () when naming them, otherwise it will lead to imbalance between Yin and Yang. Never use the words "winter", "cold" and "wind".
Six, summer students don't need to do too much.
People born after the long summer and before beginning of autumn were originally irritable and dry. So don't use the word angry when naming, otherwise it will lead to imbalance between yin and yang. Don't use the words "urgency", "arrogance", "impatience" and "summer".
Seven, taboo ancestors and sages name.
Named after ancestors, it will not only disrupt the ranking of generations, but also be regarded as disrespect for ancestors. Using the names of great men and sages has become the distinction between ancient and modern times.
Eight, avoid reading the word "around the mouth"
Sometimes you have to use the method of overlapping sounds to name it. For example: Fangfang, Zhaozhao, Xinxin, etc. If it is not the same name, the pronunciation method of the first name and the last name should be separated by a certain distance, otherwise it will not read smoothly and will not achieve the expected effect. Some names are difficult to read. If they are not good, they will be mispronounced and misheard. The reason is that the baby's name is difficult to use words, and it almost becomes a tongue twister, such as Shen Jiji and Xia Ya.
The name given to the child by an attractive girl.
Bian Xiao has compiled the following charming girl names for everyone, so that you can give your daughter a nice and unique name.
Drunk butterflies are pure, and words are sweet.
Wen Zi Yanbai Wan Feng Xinchang
Zhu Xing Ying Si Qing Li Yunjuan
Wen zhi Tian jiao mu mei Xiang ling
Zhibaiyu Yu Xia Copper Coin Liu
Changjing Anying Pinghui runs a school.
Yun Liu Yi Shu Yunshui Xia Ying
Su Su Li Langyun worships Yachen.
A beautiful red snail.
Yun Saixixi and Wen Feng Danhong
Yue Yu Kai Wang Ying Han Yizhi
Yuan Xuan Ruo Ling Man Rong welcomes the truth.
Ke Yuya Duan Yi Xiao Yilan
Looking forward to keeping up with peace.
Qing Yu ping Lu ting Zhu Yu Xiao
Yubei Wenqinghui Xiao Jie Di
Wandering at night, spring flying white in Min.
You Meng Tonghuai spring and summer
Yongyazhi Wenxuan Hui Shi Lei
Ran Ying Jingxiu Zi Han vermicelli
Meet the sky to write a book, Wen Jia.
Yinyao Snow, Li Xia, clear autumn.
Wenyi Ruxue Nianhuacui Bridge
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Yi Wenjing Bai Yi Yue Yuzi
Yimei visited the smoke to find a sunny magic mountain
Visit Tian
Yi Tongbo Li Ruoyun Helen
Yishan is half green, flat, green and warm.
Relax with the core and learn from the tree.
Yi ran xiu hui zhi Huai Ying Hua
Yi Cecilia Yip Rong Hui Yingdong hui
Qiu Yixin Ye Rongtian Xi Er
Rhea's phonology is refreshing and original.
HANA Lei Ying Wen Jun Mei Yun
Xun Mei Wen Yao Ye Liu Yan Xin
Xue Ping Zhu Jing Mei Xin Qiu Yi
Xuantongying Donghong Fan Yan
Lingxing Qiushan is drunk and green in winter.
Xin Yue Hans Rufang Xinling
Xin Ran Xiang Ling and Meng Yinghui
Xinjuehui Meg Fei Yi Yun
Xin Chen Xin Xu Temple Meng Shan Qing
Xin Xue ting chun Dao
Smile Boya Lingbo Qinglan
Xiao Yan Shui Yue Feng Hua Ya Shuang
Dai Hanshuang Yang Shaoyun
Xiao LAN Bai shan Yu Xin Rui Jing
Picking butterflies in Xiaonanshan and Salix australis in Summer
In fact, Rhea is still there.
Wei Xiang cherishes Wen Rui, Qian Hui and Yi.
Yes, Qiu.
Xi rou Xue ning Cai chun Mei Ying
Nishimuzebo An Jun Biqin
Listen to lotus flowers on the ice bridge in Bai Qing, Mo Wen.
Wei yi Wen Fang hui zhi Rui you
Ge Wei Tian Gu Zhen Ping Jia Yue
Wan Wan Xiu Qing Ying Xiao Nanping
Wan Meng Man Xiao Yu Xing Xin rou
Tong Wenjuan Mei Shuxian Milu
Ting ran Rui xiu er is pregnant.
Listen to the south, quiet, sunshine.
Listen to Tian Yunen's lime banlei
Yu Tiantian Ningshishan Shampoo
It's sunny, pity that mountain, that night, Na Yue.
Tang Hua misses Qiu Cui's visit.
Song Yue Fan Zhixiu Wen Xinliang
Si rou gu Qing ke ke si Xuan
Chen Si is pregnant at the beginning of her joy.
Yu Shuang Zihuai is not a double Chen Jia.
Hao Hao Yu Xuan qi shan yuan dong
Shu Hanhui Jing Huai
Litmus Fan Ling Bu Yi Congyang
Shi Dan yuan die Yu Dongmei yi
Shan Yan Rong Qing Xiao Qi Xia
Aohan supplies air to children.
Ruo Xiao Yun Town Chuman Tianran
Ruo tong Bai Xue ning Yao fish zai
Such as wind, sunny rainbow, piano and snow.
Qiu Xin LAN hai
Autumn Rongzui Yi Shan Youmeiyou
Fang Qiong's dream morning contains lotus and hate wind.
Qingboxin Xiang Jie Fish Xi Hai
Qingyuan Boling Shuiyao Miao Jing
Qingyixin Changyou An Menglan
Yi Qing Jing ya ning LV suya
Qingyihai Xiaotiantian Zixuan
Qing Qiu Shu Yi Zhi Bo Gu Mausoleum
Qing Qiao qi LAN LV LAN Pei Rong
He Qiao Shu Yun Tian Rui Zhixue
Qiao Shichun Lehman Yan Ningfan
Qiyan Ninghai Pure He Lan Coin
Warm Qiu Die and Pine Valley.
Ning Xueruier is really happy to read.
Ning Ran smiled at Nan Yaoying.
Ninglianpei Xue Rou Feng Xuan Mu
Miss Yu Chu Liu
Nan Cai Lei Lu Ye Xin Ye Hui
Zuo Min Chen Jing Yin Si Simei
Minhui Youlian Jiao Yan Zhuoran
Miao youth Yu Yun Yan Xiuni
Man Zhen Dan Dan Zhan Ying recalled.
Lv Rongyun Ningnian really hates it.
The green butterfly thinks of maple and summer.
Wen Li yi Xue yi xiu si Wen
Li peihan Han
Li Yingyuan Huai Mu Yan Fang Run
Li Yanchun, Asia, Chi Yuan and Lin Yu
Wenlilu abandoned the cold town of Ruiyue.
Le er ju Meng yue ze Dan shan
Lan Daifeng Taobei Li Siling
But the heart is raining, and the bamboo is looking forward to autumn.
It should be all moon and magic silk green.
Juan Jie Hua Zhi Shao Yi Yiqing
Juanzi Chen Xushun Mei Ran Ran
Quiet, virtuous, hate, money and warmth
Jingwan Mengrongwan Hanning House
Jingshan asked Qing Xue in early summer.
Jingmeichi Li Qiaoyun Xiao Chen
Bai Jing Xi Tian Ling Lan Qinghan
Jinxinxiang Xue Yan Yao Zhiyun
Today's rain and snow will make Tong and Zhu.
Jia Yue Yan Li Qin Xue Xiu Jie
Jiabao Ling Xue Duck Yi Xuan
Send Lei Juanya Jia Hui.
Hui Xue mei wan ling yi man
Give the child a meaningful boy name.
Boys have the most face. Therefore, we should not be careless in naming boys. Bian Xiao arranged these meaningful boy names for everyone. I hope you like them.
Red Hong Xuan, New Peng Hai and Xing Yan
Hong Ziqiang New Peng Kun Xinghuai
Hong Xi Peng Po Xiu De
Ziminghong Xi zhi xing Chao
Zi Min Hong Xi Ming Zhe Xing Zhou
Anthony Tsang Hong Wen Ming Jie Chineydy
Zi an hong lang Ming hui xing Wen
Zhuo jun hong Qian Ming cheng xing Wei
Zhi Yuhong Meng Hui Xing Junteng
Zhiyong Hongfu Cai Mao Xingpeng
Zhiyang Hongde maocai Xinglan
Zhi Xin Hongchang Global Xingjian
Know Hong Zhuan Liang Bo Xingzhe Hua
Zhize Justin Liang Jun Xing Han
Zhi Hong Yi Yi Han Liang Xing Hai
Zhi Yang Xuehong Cai Liang Xingguang
Shang Zhi Hong Wei Gao Lian Xingbo
Hong Zhiqiang Li Shuo Xuan Xin Rui
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Meiji Red Li Shuangren Xin Ran
Zhicheng Hong Shen Li qun Xin ou
Zheng Zhihong manages Xiangming.
Zheng Xinhong Kuang Liquan Xiangyang
Zhengqing Li Hongjun Xinxiangrong
Zheng Hong Ping Le Yi Yuexiangdi
Zheng Dehong leaves sing to the morning light.
Cheng Zhenghong Yaleshui Yu Xiang
Zhen Xuan Hong Wen Le Sheng Xia Qian
Zhenkai Hongle Tujia Chen Xi
Zhen Hua Hou hong le An Wen Yan
Wei Shiwen, Guang Kun, Hong Zhenhai
Zhen Guo Hong Bo Kun Jie Wenshan
Zhen Hebo Yu Kang Wen Tai Min
Mao Zedong and Yu Kangning Hong Wen
Changyue and Xukangcheng Wenchang
Bai Wen Changyi and Tongkang 'an.
Chang Xu and Tikaize Yu Wen
Changxing Song He Kaixuan Wen Shu
Changping Heqia Le Kai Wei Yi
Peace in Zhan Peng, Wei Yan in Candace Flynn
Zeyu and Chang Kaige Mao Wei
Ze Yu Hao Xuan kai fu Wei Cai
Ze Yang Hao Junkai sang Wei Yun.
Implication, eloquence, Qi Jun, majestic.
Xie Yun's words and deeds were assimilated.
Yun Sheng Hao Huan Yu Jun Tian Yun
Liang Yunhao Jean Ying Jun Tianyu
It's better to come from the clouds than to be fresh and blessed.
Yun Hao ran Hao jun Shuang Tian jiao
Yunfa is a handsome man, Tianhua.
Yun Yun Haoci Nan Jun Tianhan
Yun is generous and handsome.
Yun Zhi Hao Hao jun feng talent
Yun Hao Tao Han Jun Da Tiancheng
Yuan is a talent.
Yuan Hang Hao Ge Jun Hao Ito
Jacky Hao Jing Bo Qi Teng Qian
Yuan Xun Hao Yu Jing Yao Taiqing
Yuan Qing Yan Haojing Tongtai River
Liang Yuanhao Tianjing Pingtaihe
Yuankaihao Ran Jing Longsibo
Yuan Dehao police officer Hui Siyuan
Yu Ze Hao Hao Jing Hui Si Miao
Yu Yu Hao Hao Dongjing Sicong
Yutanghao Cang Jing Fu Shao Qi
Yuze Hanpeng Jingyi Shao Hui
Ye Ruiguang, Mo Jing, Han Xin
Yu yin Han Xu Jing LUN Rui yuan
Yu Huanhan Xu Jinggen Ruize
Yong Han yi Jin Liang Peng Rui Zao
Yong nan Han Yu Jin cheng Rui Han
Sing to celebrate Jin Xin's birthday.
Yun Qi Zhang Jian Yong Yi Haiyang
Yan Yong Guo Yuan Jian Yi Qi Xiang
Yongxin Guo xing Jian Shu qi Rui
Yongnian Guang Jun Jian Mu Qi Zhi
Yongfu Guangyuan Jianbi Wen Qi
Yong Yu Chunguang Yao Qian Si Qi
Yongchang Guang Yao Qian Xin Puze
Yongchang visited Qiankuipu village.
British capital is brilliant, firm and prosperous.
Yingzhe Huaguang Bai Jian Peng Tao
Wu Ying Gaoyuan Jiayun Ji Cheng
Ying Shaogao's family is happy to become red.
Gao Yingjie Yi Jia Yu He Cheng
Hao Ying Gao Xuan Chen Jiayou Xuan
InBev Gaomin Jia Ying Chen Tao
Biao Gao, England, Langchen Family Xun Xun.
Yin Jun Zhao
Yi Zhi Gao Han Jia Chen Xi fish
Ye Gao ye fen Jia Chen Xi Wei
Ye Shuo Gao Da Jia Chen Shuming
Ye Hua Gao Chao Jia Chen Ruilong
Zhou Yang Hao Gang Chen Jiarong Liang
Yang Shu Yu Feng Jiaqing Prosperity
Yangjiafei Zhangjiapingchang Temple
Yang hui Fei Yu Ji tong business
Bai Yang Feiyi Huarong Changli
Yang Bing Yang Feihua Cai Qingying
Yanjun Flying Painting Association Bo Yan
Yada Hanfei Huahui Boya
Cedar flying, brilliance gathering, knowledge gathering.
Xue Minfei Chi Hong Bu Zhehou
Hongyun Bohong, Bai Fei City, Lin Xue
Xuan Feiming and Yu Hongbing Jun
Xuan Lang flies to Ang and Dehua to Bin.
Xuanang Fan Mingde is generous and polite.
Yan Xude Yun Chi Hyun Bin Bai
Xiu Zhu De Shou Cheng Ping An Zhi
Xiuran Derong Chengde Anyan
An Ran Yin Chengxiu Qi Deming
Xiu De, morality, courtesy and well-being.
Connotative naming recommendation for children.
A connotative name can not only improve a child's temperament, but also bring more attention to the child. For parents, don't miss the following meaningful names.
1, Zi Han-from-
2. Yu Ting-gentle, smart and beautiful.
3. Huang Hongfa is rich and powerful.
4. Yi Ming-the homonym of "Yi Ming" in "blockbuster".
5. Ina-there is an Iraqi style, and that generally refers to a beautiful and elegant girl.
6. Yao Jie-Ying Jie with outstanding talent.
7. Jing Ya-elegant and quiet.
8, Yafu-elegant, like water hibiscus.
9. Xue Xianxian: Shu Xian.
10, Xue Xianxian: Shu Xian
1 1, Shirley-beautiful as snow.
Shirley, as beautiful as snow.
13, Xiuying-beautiful figure.
14, Xinrong-Emerging Prosperity.
15, happy-happy: happy
16, Xinyi-happy.
17, Qi Xin-Qiqi means jade. "Qi Xin" means that the mind is as beautiful as jade.
18, Xiao Ran-natural and exquisite, natural and elegant.
19, Qi: auspicious.
20. Wang Shu-the meaning of welcoming the light. From "Looking Forward () Shu Zuo Pioneer".
2 1, Wan Ting means "harmony and gentleness" and "ting" means "beauty".
22. God bless-God bless.
Shu Ya is named after "Ya", which means "detachment and elegance".
24. Poetry-Poetry means elegance and romance.
25. Sheng Hanhan: Tolerance.
26. Rui Lin-auspicious manna.
27. Han: Tolerance
28. Ruiqi-a quiet and clever girl
29, smart-have smart wisdom.
30. Miao Ling-a name that makes people feel lively and smart.
3 1, Shu: Shu Shu.
32 years old, Meng Jie-a dreamy girl, kind and pure.
33. Dream Van Gogh-Van Gogh: Clean.
34. Meilian is as beautiful as a lotus, with noble quality of muddy but not dirty.
35, dew snow-such as dew white and transparent is very suitable for simple girls.
36, Ling Wei-imposing manner, vitality are overbearing.
37-year-old-imposing, energetic, and famous, I hope she will become a generation of celebrities in the future.
38. Fog in the mountains in the morning.
39. Kerry-Auspicious, happy and healthy.
40 years old, Xuan Jing-smart and quiet.
4 1, Jing Xiang-quiet, as beautiful, elegant and chaste as a princess in the Ming Dynasty.
42. Shi Jing-a beautiful girl who likes poetry and painting.
43. Jie Zhen means smart girl.
44. Ken Xiong-a strong man.
45. Haochu —— The Monument of Zhao Yizhi to Zhao www.yw 1 1.com from Chen Ziang in the Tang Dynasty: "Please stay in Haochu forever in Gui Ling."
46. Han Chang-Moisturize education and make it carry forward.
47. Hai Qiong-Qiong: Mei Yu.
48. Virtue-the brilliance of kindness. From "therefore, the people have to listen to the move of virtue and benefit."
49. hibiscus in the morning
50. Chao Zong-All rivers run into the sea. From "flowing water, living in the sea".
A collection of jokes about naming children.
Some parents are so nervous that they make many jokes when naming their children. Bian Xiao arranged some famous jokes for everyone to have fun.
1, the man is very happy to have a daughter and hopes that her daughter will have a good future when she grows up. So I named my daughter "Salon". The wife said, "Boys become Jackie Chan and girls become Phoenix." Mr. Sha said, "Then call it Shahuang!" The wife said, "My daughter went to Russia to be a czar? I think it is still a domineering name. " Neighbors heard this and said, "Let's just call it a sandstorm. It's charming."
2. Wife: Husband, I like wisteria very much. Let's name our baby wisteria! Husband: Get out! Wife: Is wisteria bad? Husband: Get out! Wife: Du, don't you dare scold me again!
My surname is Bai, and my husband's surname is Gao. We agreed to have a boy with his surname and a girl with my surname. I asked him how to name him. Husband calmly said that boys are called high protein and girls are called white cakes (high).
The young couple were very happy when they were students and children in college, but they disagreed when they were named. My classmate traditionally takes his surname and his daughter-in-law takes her surname. After quarreling for two days, I finally decided to adopt a double surname. So they named their daughter "Wang" and went to register today. ...
5. A buddy gave birth to two sons. The eldest son was named "success" and the youngest son was named "failure". One day, my buddy went out and asked his wife to urge his children to study. A few days later, the buddy went home and asked his wife how the sons were doing their homework. The wife replied, "I learned everything, but I failed. Both of them were 250." "
6. My friend went shopping in the shopping center today. Just after parking the car, someone called me: "Wang Liting!" I was surprised and asked, "Master, how do you know my name?" The master said, "Who knows your name? I told you to park your car inside! "
7. At dinner last night, someone said that my wife and I were surnamed Huang and had twin daughters, a cucumber and a soybean. Another person said, I have a twin baby, one is square and the other is square.
8. I have been with my girlfriend for almost three years, thinking about what name to give my child after marriage. Daughter-in-law said, anyway, your surname is Cheng, so a boy is called Cheng Bowl Rice and a girl is called Cheng. ...
9. Uncle Gu is the branch secretary of the village. He wanted a grandson with all his heart, but he didn't know that his son was a daughter. Uncle Gu was very depressed, so he named him. I didn't know the second child was a daughter, so I named him again. The third child is a daughter, and the fourth child is a daughter. Uncle Liu knelt in front of the ancestral tablet and cried, so he named the fourth child-Trick or Treat!
A list of the funniest names in history
Lai Yuejin (Menstruation)
Liu Chan (abortion)
Ji (self-experience)
Rich (divorced from a prostitute)
Fan Jian (bitch)
Xia (inferior)
Fan Tong (free)
Zhu Yiqun (a group of pigs)
Qin Shousheng (Animal Life)
Pang Guangda (large bladder)
Du Ziteng (stomachache)
Questions and answers from netizens who name their children.
Give the children a question and answer from our friend:
Q: A baby boy was born on June 8, 20 16 at 6: 00 am17. His surname is Li. May I ask his absent-minded name?
Li Weiran and Li Xunqi.
Question and answer for children from our friends 2:
Q: My husband's surname is Zhang and my surname is Pan. Add my family name to the child's name. What's your name? Three words, son.
A: It can be named Zhang, which is very prosperous and rich in connotation.
Give the child a question and answer from our friend 3:
Q: I want to give my child a name with the word "mountain" in it, but my child has been named "mountain" for more than five generations. Is this ok?
A: It is better to avoid it. After all, it is the word of the previous generation.
Q&A 4 for children from our friends:
Q: My family name is Chen and my child is 6 years old. Please give me a good name! Thank you.
Don't you have a name yet? What a broad mind. How about Chen Yutao and Chen Yuyao?
Give the child a question and answer from our friend 5:
Q: My name is Wu, and I will be born in about one month. Please help me give you a name. It's better to use fewer strokes and listen better. The last two () words should belong to the same structure and look harmonious. I forgot to say it was a girl. Sorry, everyone. I want to call Wu Yi or something, and I want to have a good time, but whatever. Is there a better word? Write something nice, thank you.
A: Wu Can Xiyan? It's a good name.
Question and answer for children from our friends 6:
Q: The father's surname is Ma, and he wants to give his child a nice name, preferably with an allusion, from an ancient poem by China. The old man said it might be a boy, but every boy and girl should take one. Please kindly give a name to talented netizens.
Man: Ma Jihuan. Female: Ma Nanxu
Question and answer for children from our friends 7:
Q: My wife and I were both born in the Year of the Rat. My wife's surname is Su and my surname is Li. The baby was born in June. I don't know what a good name to give. I hope you can help me.
A: It can be called Li Susu, just combining your two names.
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