The manager said that he would tell a joke about how to promote the atmosphere at the company's morning meeting.

As for the jokes of the company morning meeting, you can tell some jokes in the workplace or jokes about life around you, so that you can start a new day. Details are as follows:

1. A stingy rich man was seriously ill. His family hired a doctor. The doctor stood in front of the rich man's bed and said, "Don't worry, I can cure you." "How much is this?" The rich man asked weakly. The doctor calculated and said, "Thirty thousand dollars." I just heard the rich man say, "Can you make it less? The master who sells coffins wants much less than this! "

After dinner, mother and daughter wash dishes together, and father and son watch TV in the living room. Suddenly, there was a sound of breaking dishes in the kitchen, and then there was silence. The son looked at his father and said, "Mom must have broken it." "How do you know?" "She didn't swear."

A beautiful young lady took out a tissue from her bag and wiped her seat hard after getting on the bus. When she was about to sit down, she farted. A gentleman next to him listened and joked that the young lady really loves hygiene. After rubbing for so long, I still have to blow!

An honest man picked up a child in the street and didn't know what to do. He stopped the man and asked, "Are you ashamed?" The result was scolded by everyone: "You are a shame, your whole family is a shame, and you are still showing your eyes." Even more angry, I went straight up and beat him up.

5. Two men are chatting. A married man said of women, "Women love to be spoiled before marriage." The unmarried man asked, "Do you still love to be spoiled after marriage?" The married man took a deep breath of his cigarette and tearfully said to the unmarried man, "When you get married, you will start to run wild."

6. Going home at night, a young man passed by the gate of the community and saw two grandfathers playing chess. Take a closer look, there is a handsome man on one side and a handsome man and an elephant on the other. He muttered, "what is this? A draw wins. " Who knows, one of the grandfathers said calmly: "Young man, you are still young, and we are competing for strength. Whoever gets up first will lose. "