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What wonderful things have you encountered on the bus?
During college, I made an appointment with my roommate Bai Wei to go shopping together, and the three of us took the No.8 bus to the city.
Bai Wei, a classmate, has been a very good girl since she went to kindergarten. After she went to college, she was also a student with excellent academic performance. At home, she is taught by her parents. At school, she is the beauty of our school. The most important thing is that she is reserved, demure, shy and tolerant. Her voice is soft and sweet, her hair is neatly combed, pure and dignified, as pure as lilacs.
Everyone likes this kind of girl. Of course, she is my best friend.
The starting point of bus No.8 is at the gate of our school. There are five universities here, so every weekend is always crowded with students. At that time, the most fashionable activity for male college students on the bus was to find various reasons to befriend strange female classmates. It is said that yes-men have become several pairs.
On the bus that day, her boudoir-raised temperament stood out from the crowd, which happened to be an obvious goal.
The bus driver came to a sudden stop and we couldn't stand. She is still very kind, and her smile makes her face look charming.
Who knows that this smile can shock a boy not far away.
The boy stared at Bai Wei intently, warning other boys and others in the same trade: "Listen, the girl in the white skirt is mine. Whoever fights with me, I will play with my life. "
He pushed towards us step by step, and soon the bus stopped to buffer. He rushed at high speed and overtook Bai Wei. His body seems to have accidentally bumped into her, causing the weak structure.baiwei to stand almost unsteadily. I tried to grab the handrail to balance my body and protect Cynthia, swinging from side to side, and finally Cynthia fell into the "tiger's mouth".
The boy held Bai Wei in front of him and hurriedly apologized: "Oh, I'm sorry, are you okay?"
Bai Wei 19 was very shy. She didn't even dare to look at the boys. She was very embarrassed when there was a man present, and she was on pins and needles.
And I, Yin Tai, have been sneaking around with my brother since I was a child. Like any boy, he is full of energy, can climb trees and throw stones; He is impatient and willful, and fights and quarrels with others until he wins. He always runs like a gust of wind and behaves like an unruly wild child.
So unfortunately, he met me.
Bai Wei blushed: "Nothing."
I said coldly, "Why did you cross such a wide place? Are you serious? "
The boy looked aggrieved: "This female classmate, you have wronged me. I will deliberately hit your classmate myself. " I'm really sorry, please forgive me. "
"All right, my classmate said it's okay, you can go."
As a result, the boys repeatedly said, "How inappropriate! I hit your classmate, patted his ass and left. That's more like it? If anything happens to her in the future, where can I be found? No, I will be responsible for this matter to the end. I don't want my conscience to be in debt. "
I pulled Bai Wei: "Ignore him. Such hooligans are rare. What do you want?"
The boy changed his polite attitude. He is a gentleman and bows to Bai Wei. A moment ago, he was a glib mouth, but now he has suddenly become polite. With structure.baiwei's upbringing, she would never speak ill of a polite person. She glanced at the boy and whispered, "I don't want you to pay."
Bai Wei's performance shows that she is an out-and-out silly girl, so easy to fool.
The boy struck while the iron was hot: "Thank you for your kindness. I want to ask you which bus to take on Plaza Avenue. I want to go to a relative's house for dinner, but I can't find it. "
Bai Wei patiently told the boys the route they should take.
The boy made a gesture of gratitude: "thank you, thank you, I really met a good man." I asked several people just now, but they didn't tell me. The social atmosphere is really bad. " "
"Don't mention it."
"Hey? I think you look familiar. We seem to have met. "
Structure.baiwei a face of shame.
The boy continued to pester: "I must have seen you." Your name is Li Li. At that time, you were in a small class and I was in a large class. We also lost handkerchiefs. Oh, how many years have passed, and time flies. Really touching. " "
Bai Wei breathed a sigh of relief: "You mistook one for another. My name is structure.baiwei. "
Well, before I could stop Bai Wei, she easily said her name and said it in just a few words. If not, the boy patted his forehead: "Hey, it seems that I am really serious. I'm sorry, I'm really sorry, Bai Wei. If I didn't mistake the wrong person, we would have missed it today. Isn't that a regret in life? " Where are you going now? I will see you off. "
I sneer: "male students, we must have never seen you." Can you make something new? " This is too vulgar. "
The boy said, "yes, it's a bit vulgar, so let's change it." Have you ever heard of Wang Rui, president of the Student Union of the Department of Traditional Chinese Medicine, a junior at Medical University? "
I replied, "We are not a department of Chinese medicine. Who's Wang Rui? Is he a rogue? "
Another male classmate next to the boy echoed: "Female classmate, the new star of our school, is so handsome." "
I looked at him thoughtfully and replied, "He is really handsome, which reminds me of a very handsome star."
"They all say that I am handsome, like the hero of several movies. Which one do you think is more like?"
"When the ginseng doll wears a fart curtain, I feel like an animated cartoon."
The crowd around burst into laughter.
I am an office worker, and I have to squeeze the bus to and from work every day. In fact, you can meet some wonderful things every day when you are crowded with buses.
First, I remember that once I took a bus, and the people on the bus were much older. Fortunately, I still have a seat. Next to me is a sweet-looking young lady. At that time, I really regarded her as a female star, regardless of her face value or temperament, well, not bad at all. So I kept staring at her, so that I stopped five times later. ...
Secondly, crowding buses in winter is the most difficult factor. Without a real effort of three to five years, you can't get a seat at all. Once, I managed to squeeze into the car, and there happened to be a seat next to the door. I immediately ran over and sat down, but I was a little late and was hit by a vigorous aunt. I looked at the aunt who was taller and thicker than me innocently. I saw a smug smile on her face. ...
Thirdly, I remember that once I was on a bus and my mobile phone was dead. As a senior mobile phone controller, how can I stand this kind of lovesickness for mobile phones, so I set my eyes on the mobile phone of a sister next door. Who knows that she is lovelorn, scolding her boyfriend over and over again and crying over and over again. When she saw me staring at her, she immediately took it out on me and slapped me in the face. I still mumble: I hate you smelly men the most. ...
I wish you all a happy Lantern Festival, a happy family and a happy smile. Welcome to pay attention to the funny wall man.
That was twenty years ago. I once met a wonderful thing that I can't forget on the minibus from Shenzhen to Dongguan.
I came back from a business trip in Shenzhen that day and took a minibus. The night outside the window is gray and the people inside the car are noisy. A man in the front row talks big again. Seems very capable.
When the car drove to Songgang, a group of people came up. It's about the money. Search the bags in turn and ask for money. The man in the front row took out a step of money from his pocket and threw five thousand dollars to the bandits. . None of them united against the enemy. Maybe they know that money is a thing apart. Maybe China people are fragmented. ...
I saw the girl in the front seat secretly take out a pile of money and stuff it into her bra. The sharp-eyed bandit took out a wooden clip and put it in the girl's neckline to hook up the money in the bra, then hit the mouth twice and said; "The reason for hitting you is ... dishonesty. The girl sobbed.
I calmly took out my wallet and poured all my money and lipstick to the bandits. Around 300 yuan. . I said again; "I want to transfer!" The gangster kept on talking and gave me a trip to 50 yuan.
It's scary to think about it now.
What I met was not wonderful, but I will never forget it anyway.
I remember it was at 10. When I took the bus, the traffic was straight, and then a pair of puppies were biting each other and playing on the roadside. Maybe the dog didn't notice the car on the road, and suddenly two dogs ran into the middle of the road. There were so many people in the car that the driver had no time to avoid it and ran over it directly. When standing in the car, you can hear the sound of the car crushing the bones, and you can also feel the feeling of the car crushing the bones.
Really, unforgettable! It hurts to think about it now!
I don't know if the question I'm going to talk about is a wonderful thing. I have encountered it by bus and subway.
With the development of society, the state has also given some social benefits to the elderly. What are the traditional virtues of China? Respect the old and love the young.
But I really don't like those who sell their old age by old people. Adults always think something is right, and they even hit people. There are many cases, so I won't give examples here.
I don't know what people think of this situation.
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