English jokes about food

B: What?

I am eating nuts.

Oh, yes, you are what you eat.

In Chinese, you are what you eat.

A is eating nuts, and B says, you are what you eat.

So B means A is crazy.

Nuts means crazy in spoken language.

Good boy

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"

"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.

"You are a good boy," mother said proudly. "Give you two cents. But why are you so interested in that old woman? "

"She is a candy seller."

Good boy

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents.

"What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"

"I gave it to a poor old woman," he replied. "You are such a good boy," mother said proudly. "Give you two cents. But why are you so interested in that old lady? "

"She sells sweets."