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Jin Fan's Image Analysis and Original Story
Jin Fan's image analysis Jin Fan is a lower-class intellectual who is keen on imperial examinations and deeply poisoned by feudal education. His youth was spent in the imperial examination, and his only goal was to gain fame and fortune in the imperial examination. After decades of repeated attempts, he didn't want to work to support his family, and his soul was completely bound by the shackles of the imperial examination.
Fan Jinzhong's mother and wife were very happy when Fan Jinzhong came home after learning the original text. Is preparing to cook, I saw his father-in-law butcher Hu, holding a pair of large intestine and a bottle of wine, came in. Jin Fan bowed to him and sat down. Hu Butcher said, "It's unfortunate that I married my daughter to you shameless guy. I don't know how much drag these years have brought me. " Now I don't know what virtue I have accumulated, which has made you shine on me and lucky enough to win a scholar, so I brought you a bottle of wine to congratulate you. "Fan4 jin4 repeatedly promised that his wife would cook intestines, cook wine and sit under a thatched shed. Mother and daughter-in-law are cooking in the kitchen. The butcher also ordered, "Since you are a scholar, you should make rules. For example, my industry is full of respectable people and your elders, so you can't put on airs in front of us; If these farmers and dung pickers are just ordinary people in the family, if you bow to them as equals, it will break the rules of the school and make me lose face. You are an honest and useless person. I have to teach you these words so as not to make people laugh. " Jin Fan said, "My father-in-law taught me." Butcher Hu added, "My mother should come and sit here for dinner. The old man eats small dishes and meals every day, and his life must be hard. My daughter also came to eat some. I've been in your house for more than ten years, and I don't know if I ate lard two or three times! Poor thing! Poor! " Say that finish, both mother-in-law and daughter-in-law come and sit for dinner. Eating and drinking until dusk, butcher Hu was drunk. Jin Fan and his mother, thank you very much. The butcher covered his face with clothes and left with a stomach.
The next day, Jin Fan inevitably visited his fellow villagers and neighbors. Wei also made an appointment with a group of contemporary scholars and friends. Because it was the year after the provincial examination, I attended several literary parties. Before you know it, by the end of June, the same Jinshi invited Fan to come in and take the provincial examination. Jin Fan went to discuss with his father-in-law, because he had no travelling expenses. The butcher spat at him and scolded the dog, "Don't waste any more time! You know you won a scholar, so you got up. I heard that when you became a scholar, it was not because your article was well written, but because the scholar thought you were old and had no choice, so I gave it to you. Now the ghost has lost his mind, and he wants to win the prize! These are satellites in the sky! Don't you see that the juren of the Zhang family in the city are very rich and big in all aspects? Like you, you should take a piss and look at yourself! No three no four, just want to eat swan meat! Take this heart as soon as possible, and find you a place to teach in my industry next year, and earn a few taels of silver every year to support your old lady and your wife! You asked me for money. Killing a pig a day doesn't make much money. I will throw it all into the water and invite my family to drink the northwest wind! " A meal was sandwiched between seven or eight people, and Jin Fan was scolded for not knowing how to speak. So I left my father-in-law and came back, thinking to myself, "The teacher said that my kung fu in writing articles has reached home. Since ancient times, I have never been admitted without entering the examination room. How can I be satisfied if I don't take the exam? " So I discussed with several people who took the exam together and went to the city to take the provincial exam without telling my husband. Go home as soon as you leave the examination room. And my family has been hungry for two or three days. Butcher Hu found out and was scolded again.
On the day the list was published, there was no rice for breakfast at home. My mother told Jin Fan, "I still have a hen that lays eggs. Please take it to the market and buy a few liters of rice to cook porridge. I'm so hungry that I can't see. " Fan Jin hurriedly hugged the chicken and went out of the market. After walking for less than four hours, I heard a gong and three people rode in. The three men got off the horse, tied the horse to the thatched shed and repeatedly shouted, "Please ask Master Fan to come out quickly. Congratulations! " Mother didn't know what had happened, so she hid in the house in fear. When I heard that I won the lottery, I dared to stick my head out and explain, "Please sit down, my son has just gone out." The person who signed up said, "It turned out to be an old lady." Everyone gathered around for money. It's noisy, there are several people, and the second and third newspapers have arrived. The room was so crowded that even the thatched shed was full. Neighbors came, too, crowding to watch the fun. The old lady had no choice but to beg her neighbors to go to the market to find Jin Fan.
Neighbors ran to the market and couldn't find them anywhere; Until I found the east side of the market, I saw Jin Fan walking slowly with a chicken and a grass sign in his hand, looking around and looking for a buyer there. The neighbor said, "Jin Fan, come back quickly! Congratulations on your award. The bearer of good news has packed a room. " Fan4 jin4 thought he was lying to him, so he pretended not to hear and walked forward with his head down. Neighbors saw him ignore him and went forward to grab the chicken in his hand. Jin Fan said, "Why did you steal my chicken? Don't buy it. " The neighbor said, "You won the lottery and asked you to go home to send those applicants." Jin Fan said, "Gao Lin, you know I have no food to cook today. I want to sell this chicken to save my life. Why did you lie to me with these words? I won't make trouble with you, go home by yourself, and don't delay my selling chicken. " Neighbors saw that he didn't believe it, grabbed the chicken in one hand, threw it underground, and pulled Jin Fan back. The recorder saw it and said, "Great, the nouveau riche is back." Just as he was about to speak, Jin Fan walked into the room in three or two steps and saw a poster hanging in the center of the room, which said, "Good news for your master. Fan Biao, who took the Guangdong provincial exam in high school, won the seventh Asian dollar." The Beijing News Lian Deng Huang Jia. "
It doesn't matter if Jin Fan hasn't read it. He watched it again and again, clapped his hands and said with a smile, "Hey! All right! I won! " Say that finish, back down, his teeth clenched, unconscious. The old lady panicked and quickly poured him a few mouthfuls of boiling water. He got up, clapped his hands again and laughed loudly: "Hey! All right! I won! " He laughed and jumped out, scaring reporters and neighbors. Not far from the gate, I stepped into the pond and struggled, my hair was messy, my hands were yellow, and my whole body was wet with water. Everyone couldn't stop him, patting and laughing, and walked all the way to the market. Everyone looked at each other and said, "The new rich are really happy." The old lady cried, "What retribution! If you win the prize, you will get this unlucky disease! This is crazy. When will it be ready? " Khufu said, "It's okay to go out in the morning. How did you get such a disease! Then what can I do? " Neighbors advised, "Don't panic, old lady. We'll send two people to follow Master Fan for the time being. Here, everyone takes some eggs, wine and rice from home, and the old man who stays in the newspaper for the time being will discuss this matter again. "
At this time, some neighbors brought eggs, some brought white wine, some carried a bucket of rice, and some caught two chickens. The lady made it in the kitchen crying and took it to the thatched shed. The neighbor moved some tables and stools, and asked the reporter to sit down and drink and discuss his madness. what should he do ? One of the applicants said, "I do have an idea. I don't know if it will work. " "Many people asked," what idea? "The man said," does Master Fan have the person he fears most on weekdays? He was just so happy that his phlegm rushed up and he lost his mind. Now all he needs is that the person he is afraid of hits him in the mouth and says, "Everything you reported is a lie. You didn't win." He was scared to spit out his phlegm. I see. "Many neighbors applauded and said," This idea is wonderful, wonderful! Master Fan is most afraid of killing pig dad Hu. Great! Go find khufu. He may not know the way yet, but he still sells meat in the market. Another man said, "If he bought meat in the market, he would know." He has been going to Dongtou Market to catch pigs since the fifth watch, and he hasn't come back yet. Go and meet him quickly. "
A man ran to meet him. On the way, I met Butcher Hu, followed by a boiler, carrying seven or eight pounds of meat and four or five thousand dollars, and was about to come over to congratulate him. I saw the old lady when I entered the door. The old lady cried and told her something. Hu Butcher said in surprise, "Isn't it so lucky?" People outside talk together, please talk to Mr. Hu. Butcher Hu gave meat and money to his daughter and ran out. Let's tell him our ideas and discuss them with him. The butcher Hu was puzzled and said, "Although this is my son-in-law, he is now a master of juren and a star in the sky. The stars in the sky cannot be beaten! I heard from Zhai Gong that if you hit the stars in the sky, you will be beaten with a hundred iron bars by the prince and sent to eighteen layers of hell, and you will never turn over. I dare not do such a thing! " A bitter man in the neighborhood said, "Forget it! Dad Hu, you kill pigs every day to do business, white knives go in and red knives come out. Yan doesn't know that the judge wrote thousands of iron bars in your book; What does it matter to add this hundred sticks? I'm afraid the iron bar is finished, so it's not in this account. Maybe you saved your son-in-law's illness, and the prince thought you were meritorious and carried you from hell to the seventeenth floor. " The recorder said, "Don't just joke. Dad Hu, this thing has to be like this. There is no way, so you can be flexible. " The butcher had to drink two bowls of wine because of the respect of the people, so he summoned up his courage, put away these concerns just now, took out his usual ferocious appearance, rolled up a roll of greasy sleeves and went to the market. Five or six neighbors followed. The old lady rushed out and shouted, "in-laws, you can only scare him, not hurt him!" " "The neighbors said," Of course, that needs your command. " Said, and went straight away.
When I came to the market, I saw Jin Fan standing at the door of a temple. His hair was loose, his face was covered with mud, and one of his shoes had run away. He just clapped his hands and shouted, "Bingo! Bingo! " Like a demon, the butcher Hu stepped forward and said, "Bastard! What did you win? " Hit it with one mouth. Many people and neighbors couldn't help laughing when they saw this scene. Unexpectedly, although Butcher Hu got the nerve to beat him, he was still afraid. His hands will tremble, and he won't dare to hit again. Fan Jin was knocked unconscious by a mouth and fainted on the ground. All the neighbors came forward together to wipe his chest and beat his vest. After a long time, he slowly gasped, his eyes lit up and he was not crazy. Many people helped him up and borrowed a bench at the gate of the temple for the surgeon to sit on. Butcher Hu stood aside, and after a while, he vaguely felt a pain in his hand. When I watch it myself, I can't take it back with a slap. I was annoyed and said, "The' Wenquxing' in the sky is really invincible. Now the bodhisattva cares. " Think about it, the pain is worse, and I quickly asked the doctor for a plaster.
Jin Fan looked at many people and said, "Why am I sitting here?" He added, "I have been in a daze for a long time, just like in a dream." "The neighbor said," Sir, congratulations on your graduation from high school. I was so happy just now. I just spit a few mouthfuls. It doesn't matter. Please hurry home and bring the tape recorder. "Jin Fan said," that's right. I still remember that I was the seventh in my class. " Fan Jin pulled his hair and borrowed a basin of water to wash the doctor's face. A neighbor found this shoe and helped him put it on. Seeing my father-in-law following me, I am afraid that he will scold again. The butcher Hu stepped forward and said, "Dear husband, I didn't dare to be bold just now. Your old lady begged me to convince you. "One of the neighbors said," Mr. Hu just made a friendly mouth, and later Mr. Fan will wash his face and wash half a basin of lard! The other said, "Dad, you can't kill pigs with this hand tomorrow." "Butcher hu said," I don't need to kill pigs! With my good husband, are you afraid that you won't have to rely on it for the rest of your life? I often say that my son-in-law, highly educated, has a good personality and looks good. Even these lords of Zhang Fu and Zhou Fu, at the head of the city, don't have such a decent appearance as my son-in-law. You don't know, and I'm not afraid to tell you. I see people with my eyes. When my little daughter grew up in her thirties at home, how many rich people wanted to form in-laws with me? I feel that my daughter is like a lucky one who will eventually marry an old man. Today, there is nothing wrong! " Say that finish, laughed. They all laughed. After watching Jin Fan wash his face, the doctor brought tea and went home together. Fan walked in front, followed by the butcher and neighbors. When the butcher saw his son-in-law's clothes, his skirt was wrinkled a lot, and he bowed his head and gave him dozens of times.
Arriving at the door of the house, the butcher shouted, "The master has returned to the house!" " "The old lady greeted her and was glad to see that her son was not crazy. Many people ask where the newspaper was recorded, and the family has sent it away with thousands of dollars from the butcher. Jin Fan paid tribute to his mother and father-in-law. Butcher Hu repeatedly said uneasily, "There is not much money here, and it is not enough for you to reward others." "Fan4 jin4 thanked the neighbors again. I was about to sit down, but I saw a well-dressed housekeeper fly in with a red sticker in his hand: "Master Zhang from New China came to meet Master Fan." Say that finish, the sedan chair is already at the door. Butcher Hu quickly hid in his daughter's room and dared not come out. Neighbors parted ways.
Jin Fan was greeted by Xiangshen Zhang, who got off the sedan chair and came in, wearing a gauze cap, a sunflower-colored round neck, a gold belt around his waist and soap-role boots. Born as a juren, he worked as a magistrate of a county and was nicknamed Jingzhai. Hehe comically invited him in, kowtowed in the main room and sat down with the two sides. Let's talk about it first: "Although Mr. Shi is in the village, he has never been close." Jin Fan said: "The deceased students have always admired this old gentleman, but they have no chance to meet him." Xiangshen Zhang said, "I saw the champion list just now. Your teacher, Tang Gong of Gaoyao County, is a student of my late grandfather. You and I are close family brothers. " Jin Fan said: "It is a shame to be lucky to be born late. But fortunately, from the door of the old gentleman, it is really gratifying. " Xiangshen Zhang looked around and said, "Poor Mr. Shi." I took a piece of silver from the servant who came with me and said, "I have nothing good for you either." I solemnly prepared fifty taels as a gift, and Mr. Shi kept it for the time being. This kind of China residence is really unbearable, and it is not convenient for the host or someone to visit in the future. I have an empty house with three bedrooms in Dongmen Street. Although it was not very spacious, it was clean, so I gave it to Teacher Shi. It's only a matter of time before I move in, so I'll ask my family for advice. " Jin Fan repeatedly refused, and Xiangshen Zhang was anxious and said, "You and I have been friends for many years, like close relatives; If so, it is a stranger. " Fan Jin put down his silver hand and bowed to thank him. After chatting for a while, Xiangshen Zhang bowed to say goodbye. Hu Butcher waited for him to get into the sedan chair before he dared to leave the room.
Jin Fan immediately handed the silverware to his wife to open. It was a snow-white silver ingot, so I wrapped two ingots, called butcher Hu in and handed it to him, saying, "Dad just spent money and brought five thousand. Dad, take this six taels of silver. " The butcher held the silver tightly in his hand, stretched out his fist and said, "Take this first. I was going to congratulate you, how dare you take it back? " Jin Fan said, "I still have these two pieces of silver here at the moment. If it's used up, I'll ask dad for it again. " The butcher quickly withdrew his fist, put the money on his waist, and said, "Forget it, now that you have made friends with this master Zhang, why worry about having no money to spend?" His family is richer than the emperor's. ! His family is my meat customer. There is nothing to do in a year, and the meat has to be four or five pounds. What's so strange about silver! " He turned to his daughter and said, "I brought money this morning, but your damn brother still refused." I said,' Uncle, it's not what it used to be. It is inevitable that someone will send him money, but I'm afraid he is not rare. Now it really is! Now take the money home and scold this short-lived slave! "Said for a while, thanks, low head, left Fan Fan with a smile.
Since then, many people have come to flatter him: some have sent farmland; Someone sent a shop; Some have settled down, and the couple are devoted to servants and seek asylum. Two or three months later, Jin Fan's servants and maids will be available, and money and rice are needless to say. Xiangshen Zhang Jiali urged to move again. Move to a new house, sing opera, set wine and treat for three days.
Introduction of Jin Fan Introduction of Jin Fan Introduction of Jin Fan Introduction of Jin Fan Introduction of Jin Fan Introduction of Jin Fan Introduction of Jin Fan's participation in the rural examination, this work depicts the image of Jin Fan's obsession with the imperial examination with exaggerated rhetoric, focusing on a shameful social atmosphere of being keen on official career, being good at official positions and being rich, as well as the extremely distinct physical movements and verbal expressions of indifference to the world before and after Jin Fan's introduction, as well as examples of neighbors surrounding him and giving away houses after the squire's promotion.
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