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Who are the Liangshan heroes whose nicknames and strengths do not match at all?

There are 100 bachelors and 8 generals in Liangshan. Everyone has a nickname to show their own characteristics, so that others can remember it quickly. A nickname is equivalent to a business card.

In fact, nicknames can be exaggerated appropriately. For example, Gongsun Sheng, who entered Yunlong, said that this man was traveling through the clouds like a dragon. Although it is exaggerated, Gongsun Sheng knows magic and really has the ability to walk around.

There are many nice nicknames, such as Wu Yong, Yu Qilin Lu Junyi, Hunjiang Long Lijun and so on. , completely in line with the ability of these people.

There are also some brave men with extraordinary skills, but their nicknames are very low-key, such as broadsword Guan Sheng and Shuang Bian Huyanzhuo, who take their own weapons as nicknames.

The lowest key is sum. Needless to say, they are the kings of water margin, but their nicknames are very common.

Lu's nickname is Flower Monk, which has two meanings. One is that he has embroidery, and the other is that Lu is a fair-weather monk, but in any case, the nickname is not very loud.

Look at Song Wu's nickname, which is simply the word "monkey". Monkeys generally refer to people who practice Buddhism and Taoism, which is similar to the meaning of monks, but certainly not as good as the titles of King Kong, Buddha and Bodhisattva.

All the above are heroes with high martial arts and low-key nicknames. There are five heroes in Liangshan. Nicknames are seriously inconsistent with their own strength, which is particularly funny.

Huang Xin of Zhensanshan was originally a disciple of Qingzhou military commander and Thunderbolt Qin Ming. He is a martial arts expert in the dungeon, and his strength can be seen from his ranking of 38.

But his nickname is too loud. Sanshan Town is where he wants to destroy Erlong Mountain, Qingfeng Mountain and Taohua Mountain. Is this not a joke? Lu, Yang Zhi of Erlong Mountain just took out one and got Huang Xin in minutes.

Yan Shun, Wang Ying and Zheng Tianshou of Qingfeng Mountain may not be rivals of Huang Xin, but when they are together, Huang Xin is overwhelmed, and even his boss Liu Gao can't take care of protection, so he runs and runs miserably.

From this point alone, Huang Xin is not a hero. The lack of self-sacrifice at the critical moment violates the word loyalty and righteousness of Liangshan heroes. I don't know why Song Jiang is still kind to him, perhaps considering the relationship with Qin Ming.

The so-called Sanshan Town, without stopping, has become a big joke. But jokes aside, Xin Huang was one of the 27 people who recruited Fang La to survive and returned to North Korea. He has to say that he has certain strength.

Yum will be Han Tao and Tianmu will be Peng Qi. This is a pair of combinations. As a pioneer, Hu has a louder nickname than one, but he dare not compliment.

Delicious! Will win, as the name implies. We don't know how many battles he fought before, but when he appeared in the Water Margin, he met Qin Ming, and Han Tao barely insisted on losing in 20 rounds. We admit that playing Qin Ming for 20 rounds is a good result, but don't forget your name is Yum! Have you won all the third-rate players before?

Han Tao was first defeated by Qin Ming and captured alive by Liu Tang and Du Qian in World War II. After joining Liangshan, Dong Ping was invincible, and ZQQ was stoned on the other side. The only victory is to shoot Suochao with a dark arrow. It is called delicious. General, this record is really sorry for his nickname.

Peng Qi is even funnier. Tianmu is clear-headed and sharp-eyed. It seems to have three eyes, but it can't be seen at all on Peng Qi.

Peng Qi faced Huarong Road in World War I, and it was also unbeatable in 20 rounds. Hu came to help Huarong and Peng Qi deal with Hu Sanniang. After twenty rounds of fierce fighting, Hu Sanniang sold a flaw and turned away. In fact, she wants to use a hidden weapon.

Peng Qi, who is known as Tianmu General, didn't even see this skill. He pursued blindly and was captured alive by Hu Sanniang. Peng Qi definitely lived up to his nickname, with no wisdom and bad eyes.

Han Tao and Peng Qi followed Liangshan's expedition to the north and made some small achievements, but they were ruined when they met with tough battles. At the beginning of Fang La's expedition, both of them died, and they were Liangshan heroes who died earlier.

General Shan Tingxuan Shengshui General Shan Tingxuan and Wei Dingguo, the general of Shenhuo, are called "two generals of fire and water", which means that Shan Tingxuan will use water and Wei Dingguo will make good use of fire, just like Shuiwa and Huowa in Hulu Brothers. Unfortunately, Wei Dingguo did have the record of defeating Guan Sheng with firearms, but Shan Tingxuan did not have the experience of fighting with water.

Strangely, the water army is a major feature of Liangshan. There are Li Jun, Zhang Heng, Zhang Shun, Ruan Jinyong and other outstanding naval generals. They created a proud record of two wins and three losses in Tongguan. However, after Shui Sheng entered Liangshan, Shan Tingjue was in charge of cavalry instead of water army. Is his water army tactics different from Li Jun and others, or does his water army not use water at all?

We can understand that Shan Tingxuan couldn't fight in Liangshan, but after Liangshan, Li irrigated Taiyuan City and Zhang Shun lost his soul, he didn't see Shan Tingxuan show his water army skills. This holy water will be dubbed a fake. "Fire and Water Two Generals" ended badly, and they fell into the pit and were killed together when they were recruited in Fang La.

The tiger general gives the impression that Lu is stingy and unhappy, which means to detain and search. He is a low-ranking person, with no money, no position and poor martial arts. How can he be frugal?

However, such Jong Li has a big nickname "General Zhan Hu". Has he ever hit a tiger? It's not in the book. The origin of his nickname may be because he sells plaster. The composition of the plaster is tiger bone, but it doesn't mean that he killed the tiger and made drugs.

His nickname made many people unhappy. For example, as we all know, Li Kui jy, a tiger killer of Song Wu, killed four tigers, and Jaguar of Jie Zhen was a tiger killer. None of these people dare to call themselves tiger fighters, so Jong Li Jr. is too boastful.

In addition, there are a group of tigers in Liangshan, including Lei Heng, Yan Shun, Wang Ying, Chen Da, Gong Wang, Ding Desun, Liu Yun, Xue Yong, Sick Blade, Gu Dasao, and a nickname called Nine Heroes.

But it happened that Jong Li was not here, and he claimed that he was fighting the Iliad. This is not to arouse public anger. No wonder Jong Li has no friends in Liangshan. His apprentice Shi Jin got along well and didn't have much energy to take care of him.

Only Zhou Tong knows him best, but he is also a character that my grandmother doesn't love and my uncle doesn't love. Fang La Zhou Tong was hacked to death by Li Tianrun, and Jong Li ran out. Although he didn't run, he died in vain, but in the face of his brother for many years, Jong Li's practice is chilling. Of course, he didn't live much longer. Six people, including Yulingguan and Shijin, were shot dead by Pang Wanchun's disorderly arrows.