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Talk about the domineering of boys after 90.
Your appearance is an insult to the urban management.
I wrote my thoughts about you in the toilet and left them for those flies.
For a foodie, the most terrible dream is to have a hungry dream.
I agreed not to make me cry, but you smoked me with fucking onions.
6. Sister, although I am not the queen of the world, I want to be your queen!
7. Who do you think you are fooling around with? Just a man I don't want.
8, the test paper must be kissed first, this is called "stable."
9. Maturity is not the aging of people's hearts, but the ability to smile when tears are spinning.
10 I am not afraid to drink dichlorvos, but I am afraid to open the lid and have another bottle.
1 1, I want to improve my life. I don't eat dried noodles, I want to eat instant noodles.
12, I saw the whole world thoroughly, so I was left alone in the world.
13, I am young and need your advice, but I don't need your advice.
14, you are like a 2B, dressed so cool and looking so depressed.
15, young friends, I don't know where all the time has gone, do you know?
16, the most painful distance is that you are not with me, but in my heart.
17, you have the right to remain silent, but I will silence you soon.
18, I feel that I didn't fight well after quarreling, and I want to quarrel again.
19, don't hope for things you are not sure about, then you won't be disappointed.
20. Love you for ten thousand years, which means I don't love you after ten thousand years!
2 1, I thank all the people who dropped the chain when I needed you most.
22, even if you want to cry, you should smile and say: you are a grandfather!
23. I tore my heart out for you, but you curry favor with others.
24. Before you come near me, think clearly that I have nothing but beauty.
25. Don't follow? English, I am Chinese-American? Can you understand?
If you don't want me to marry you, I will marry you.
27. Some people are easily erased by time. Like dust.
Chopin, if you pop out my sadness, I will give you a dollar.
Please don't look back when you leave, and don't look for me when you are alive.
30. dung beetles's greatest wish in this life is to get a shit ball.
3 1. What department does this student want to join? I want to join the canteen.
Don't forget to smile no matter how annoying you are. No matter how difficult it is, don't forget to stick to it.
33. The monthly exam is the pain of breathing. It lives in every corner of me.
I don't know what the textbook is talking about, but I feel very powerful.
35. People don't eat when they are angry. When I am angry, I will eat two more bowls of rice.
36. During the episode of intermittent depression, don't disturb strangers or find acquaintances.
37. The most brilliant moment of Apple was hitting Newton on the head.
38. The road is far and the water is far. I helped you to the wall, but you still fell.
39. The prince receives so many people every day, why not take you away!
40, women wear a lot of makeup, and fear is also false.
4 1, some things are lost, which makes us unforgettable more than having them.
42. I don't know what fashion is, but I have always led the fashion.
43. Who hasn't loved many animals in youth? Brothers and sisters, stand up!
44. Only women and English are sad, only wives and jobs are hard to find!
45. You look more poisonous than fake milk powder, which makes my head bigger.
46. I have the ability to pick up girls. Unfortunately, I'm just a sister.
47. It is said that getting married is very cheap now. Let's get married. My treat!
48. In the plain, you will be lucky enough to have Ford, which is even more enviable.
49. The past was carried away by the breeze, and you only left a trace in your memory.
50, the leaves leave, is the pursuit of the wind, or the tree does not retain!
5 1, feeling lonely, just because you have nothing to pay attention to and no place to pay.
If your heart is tired, your tears will dry up. How can you love someone forever?
You keep saying that you are the truth, so I have to say that I really don't care!
54, future daughter-in-law, you are so hateful, let me have another festival.
55. Living needs not only oxygen, but also courage and domineering.
56. When will the lost soul return to its original piety?
57. I want to break up with the winter vacation because of that bitch who started school!
58. Whoever is worse than anyone will be reported to God sooner or later.
59. People should have a sense of humor, or who do you expect to entertain themselves?
60. I thought it was a pledge of eternal love, but later I learned it was a mirage.
6 1, no matter how much face, you and I only have one chance.
62. The same tune, but I can't recognize the previous melody.
63, no money, no power, no longer good for you, can you follow me?
64. I stumbled and understood a lot, but I was reluctant but helpless.
65. Boyfriends don't smoke, drink or fight.
66. Don't think about this sacred world with your villain's mentality.
67. I just long for eternal love without lies.
If you leave, you can't come back. If you come back, you won't let me. Dependence.
69. I laugh when someone says I'm ugly. You've never met my friend.
70. If a pig is stupid and someone kills it, there is no way to be stupid. Let me know whether you want to die or live.
7 1, if you have anything unhappy, just say it to make me happy.
72, mobile phone and bed, you let me go, I am a person with homework.
73. Women conquer men with stockings, and men conquer banks with stockings!
74. God, please give me an argument. Scold the lover who can't run away!
75. Obama, do you remember that little * * by Daming Lake?
76. If you don't want to be a stumbling block, you should always try to get used to it.
77. People should have a sense of humor, or who do you expect to entertain themselves?
78. A cup of hot tea is warm. An understanding word warms the heart.
79. It turns out that when we were young, we were so sexy that we didn't even wear underwear.
80. Drive someone else's car and go back to your home to let others find a car.
8 1, if beauty is a letter of recommendation, then kindness is a credit card!
82. I will dress up for the funeral of my homework. Will you go? Same as Peninsula
83. Give up loving you and keep looking for someone who can find me.
84. Time will heal almost all wounds. Please give me some time.
85. You said you were confused, but in fact I am more confused than you.
86. You are a cucumber and a lump, which is not enough!
87. The sense of distance is very emotional, and it is wrong to be too far or too close.
88. The bird I loved flew away, and the bird that loved me was killed.
89. I am not arrogant, but I can't learn to be a gentle lady. That's all.
90. Thank God for letting me meet you, whether we have a future or not!
9 1, are you pure? Then there was no gutter in the world, and it became Telunsu.
92. Really letting go is not letting go of others, but letting go of yourself.
93. It is not terrible to bump your head, but it is a joke to bump your lover's head.
94. It's mine. Do not move. If it's not mine, put it there for me.
95. Edison went out to play with a couple and later invented the light bulb.
96. I knew it was so difficult to find a girlfriend, so I decided to kiss the doll.
97. Don't drink an old glass of wine for the past, because it's disgusting.
98. Everyone who puts his hand in his pocket is actually lifting his trousers.
99. Life advice: When I ignore you, you can try to send a red envelope.
100, why should I take you seriously? You are not my makeup contact lens.
10 1, hello, the number you dialed has passed away, please redial in your next life.
102, the growth of every teenager has changed because of a girl.
103, people are studying in Russia, why don't they play with diamonds?
104, quilt is sick, and I always feel that I should stay in bed to take care of it.
105, you will get old if you don't fall in love. If you have someone.
106, don't be sad about the past, don't be greedy for the future, and focus on the present. This is peace.
107, some things are beyond our control, so we have to control ourselves.
108, people have to tear their hearts out once when they are alive, otherwise they won't be called people.
109, don't be a woman who needs a man, be a woman who needs a man.
1 10, after this village, there is this store; Because there are branches here.
1 1 1. Even if you can see through my soul, it doesn't mean you can see through my heart.
1 12, what's the problem? Besides, my legs are so long.
1 13, don't point at me if you haven't walked the road I walked.
1 14, after a long time, the first feeling when you meet someone you like is that you are not worthy.
1 15, treacherous people are no longer girlfriends. Don't defile this word.
1 16, draw a circle and curse those people who don't chat with me. Their mobile phones have all fallen into the toilet.
1 17 In fact, confession may not be a good thing, because it looks black.
Don't call me a third wheel in the future. Call it the brightest star in the night sky.
1 19, has anyone ever appreciated your kindness? They will only push their luck.
120, life is like super Mary, and a little turtle can kill you!
12 1, I only have one wish every day-to live tomorrow!
122, who said that men are better than women and have the ability to let men have a child?
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