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Help me write chapter 22.

After all, the romance of the Wulin family spread out. Bai E never dared to work in a brick factory again, and honestly stayed at her sister's house. But staying at home, wanting to eat and drink, Wulin didn't want to, so Bai E took the burden and went out to sell tofu. Many people secretly scold Bai E as * *, but as soon as they see Bai E, they look at Bai E's * *, ask if tofu porcelain is porcelain, and twist her ass very quickly with their hands. Bai E said nothing and weighed tofu with a scale hook, so the buyer said, Porcelain! Bought tofu. Bai E sells tofu faster than Wulin, so Wulin doesn't carry the burden all over the street, but only makes tofu at home. On this day, I was watching the white-brushed donkey in the dyehouse. The donkey suddenly gave a cry and the donkey whip suddenly stretched out. At that time, Bai E stood at the door of the dyehouse with a bean curd burden on her back. Bai Enjie said, "So it's Bai E!" Bai E said hello to buy tofu? I bought two Jin for nothing. Bai took the tofu, but asked Bai E how much was the tofu? Bai E said she couldn't sell tofu, so she hung up. If the dyehouse needs to be bitter, she won't look at her brother-in-law's face. Bai said, "What can you suffer? The pool in this pool is blocked. Come to the dyehouse if you can open it! " Bai E unexpectedly came in. The material pool is very large, and the nozzle is blocked. It is blue half-pool alkaline water. Bai E rolled up her sleeves and put her arm into the water, but she still couldn't get through. She leaned against the edge of the pool and threw it hard, almost falling into the pool. Bai's wife came out of the cloth room and stood at the door of the room all the time and said, "Bai E's ass is round!" " Bai E said nothing, but she was still digging. Finally, she got through. The water in the swimming pool dried up. She stood up, her face flushed, and turned to smile at her white wife. Bai's wife said, "Come here, let me ask you a question." Bai E walked over, still laughing. Bai's wife said, "Bai E, tell me the truth. Do you have that thing with your third brother?" Bai E's face changed, and she whispered, "How ... he raped me." Bai said to his wife, "Rape? How many times have you raped? " Bai E said, "Five or six times." Bai's wife said, "Then let me ask you, were your eyes open or closed when he raped?" Bai E said, "Take it." Bai's wife said, "There were not five or six rapes. Close your eyes or get raped. Get out and never come to the dyehouse again! " Bai E stood there, looked at Bai's wife with her eyes, shed tears, and then walked out of the dyehouse.

Bai E's wife can't treat her like this, even if there are thousands of mistakes. I thought she was kind and generous, but I didn't expect her to be so fierce! I've never been in the dyehouse again, and I didn't say hello when I met her on the way. Bai E left Qingfeng Street after this humiliation and returned to her hometown in the mountains. But sandy is still sandy. Whenever someone is chatting, he stops talking when he comes. Sandy said, "Are you talking about me? Speak louder! " He said, "Sam, did you kill her?" Santi said, "X, what's the matter? My daughter-in-law can't give birth to a doll, so I borrow land to grow grain! "When they saw him say this, they all thought that the thief was a man, better than Qingwen.

Jade will never admit it. The next morning, after the wind blew, Juva asked him. He kept a straight face and said that someone had set him up. Juwa said that there are so many people in Qingfeng Street, don't frame others for framing you? He said that I changed from a farmer to a private teacher and then to a public teacher, and I made ovaries in a hospital. Can I not be jealous of all the beautiful things? Juwa said, you are a talking teacher, but I won't talk to you. If you hadn't spent the night with that black moth, you would give me the farmland now! Now I'm on the kang with sapphire, but sapphire can't afford to be male, barely, not strong. Juwa scolded you for not being blind. Holding that thing, she asked, is this what you and Qingyu are doing? ! The couple fought a war. Juwa was beaten by sapphire a lot, and learned a set, that is, as soon as the war started, the cat ran into sapphire's crotch and held the egg in her hand. This time, Jade pulled her hair, and she shook Jade's eggs, making Jade roll on the kang in pain. Jade regained her strength, pressed her face on the kang with the sole of her foot, and half of her face immediately became a pig urine bubble.

Juwa screamed like a pig, and the four aunts next door rushed over. When they saw that the gate was still closed, they said loudly, "Celebrate Qing Yu, your man's family is heavy. Are you going to destroy her? " ! "Jade said," I can't live this life. Get a divorce! "Zhu Wa took the opportunity to run away, wrapped in sheets and opened the door. The two girls hung loosely and didn't hide, saying, "Divorce is divorce, or I will die at your hands!" " Fourth Aunt said, "It's all nonsense. You can also say: once you say it, it's easy! " The two sides just stopped.

It really means divorce, and it goes well. In the next few days, Qingyu and Juwa were still pounding their mouths, and when they did, they said divorce. There was no flour at home, so Juwa scooped out a bucket of wheat and three liters of mung beans from the cupboard, washed them with water and hung them on the mat, cursing while hanging them. First, curse, and then slowly, like a primary school student reading a text, there is a bowl of water next to the table. When I was thirsty, I took a sip and drank and cursed. Jade beat Hu Ji outside the courtyard gate, and he was impatient. She brought the stone in and said, "Did you curse again?" Juwa scolded: "Heie, I'm going to kill your mother. If your mother sells × miles, you can sell ×" Shh. You eat your mother's x "She quickly drove away the chicken eating wheat on the table. When the chicken didn't leave, he took off his shoes and threw them at the chicken. When the chicken left, he scolded again, "You just love basking in the sun. Why not rub it in a crack in the stone and grind it in a mouse hole? " !" Jade said, "If you scold again, you won't dare to scold again!" Juwa took a sip of water and scolded: "Heie, don't you have flowers on the ground, you …" Qingyu lifted the stone foundation, but Juwa didn't scold, saying: "You fight! There is a big trend in Xia's family, and there is no one in my family. Killing me is not like killing a chicken. You are smashing! " Qingyu smashed the stone foundation on the small bench, and the small bench clicked into a pile of sawdust. "Divorce!" Jade said. I went into the house to write a divorce application, and there was blood on the bitten middle finger. Qingyu asked Juwa to go to the township government to go through the formalities with him. Juva said, "Go away!" Nor show weakness. When they passed the gate of Xia Tianzhi's yard, Juwa shouted, "Siniang, Siniang, help me look after the wheat on the table. I want to divorce your nephew!" Four aunts ran out, grabbed Qingyu's application, tore it into pieces, and scolded, "What are you doing for me?" ! "Zhu Wa hugged four aunts and cried.

I didn't leave once, but I left again the second time. Zhu Qing intercepted them halfway back. But since then, they have been restless, either quarreling or fighting. When it comes to divorce, people in the Xia family don't advise, and people in the East Street don't advise, saying, "The more you tease Niu Niu, the worse it gets! Ignore them and see if they are really divorced. ! "Two people and slapstick went to the township government, no one stopped. Four aunts twisted the hemp rope on the knocker and saw it. The kidnappers in their hands did not stop. A group of people watched the rooster step on the hen's egg in the alley. They heard the news but didn't look. In the afternoon, Kiva put a sad voice in the old house, and Jade moved the bedding, the pot and the new house. Only then did people know that Jade and Kiva were really divorced.

Qingyu lived alone in the new house for only two days, and Shu Zhen saw Heie pulling vegetables, onions and garlic from the ground to give Qingyu a vegetarian jiaozi. Shu Zhen told Jin Qing about it. Jin Qing dug in the shawozi by the river and has dug up two large pieces. During the break, he gambled poker with Qingtang and the blind. The bet is two yuan and four yuan. If Jin Qing loses and refuses to pay, Qingtang and Blind Han refuse to pay, saying, "I earn my salary and rely on it!" " Shu Zhen happened to go, and now she is unhappy. She said, "What money does your brother have? He bought a dress and three pounds of salt for his mother the day before yesterday. What money does he have! " Qing Jin said, "Why do you say that?" Shu Zhen said, "Why didn't you say you weren't the only one who had five sons? ! You pay attention to wages. None of the five brothers has built a new house except you! " Seeing that her sister-in-law didn't like what she said, Qingtang and the blind got up and left, saying, "Brother, you owe us money! Let's leave now. You have cultivated the land well and worked all your life. When you retire, you will become a farmer. This land is very fertile. Plant beans to collect beans, plant potatoes to plant potatoes, and then plant some money to plant a gold and silver tree for my sister-in-law! " As soon as the two younger brothers left, Jin Qing said, "Let's play together, and you can stir up how much we bet." Shu Zhen said, "I gave you pancakes in the house in case you were hungry. I didn't expect you to gamble here. Have you been working on this big dung cage for a few days or so? " Qing Jin said, "I'm still angry. I've worked all my life, and people laugh that picking up these places is not enough. I will quit! " Seeing that Jin Qing was angry, Shu Zhen threw himself on the ground and said, "You are idle at home. Dad asked you to find something to do, not me. I am tired today, so I will resign tomorrow. Do you know that Heie and Jade are alive? " Qing Jin said, "Leave him alone." Shu Zhen said: "I think this divorce is premeditated. No, Heie was at Qingwen's at noon, and both of them packed jiaozi to eat! " Qing Jin said, "Don't be wrong! A pile of shit doesn't stink Do you want to stir it? ! "

Shu Zhen held her breath for a day and said nothing. The next day, she couldn't hold on any longer. She said it to fourth aunt and listen. Xia Tianyi called Qingyu and asked, "Do you want to marry Heie?" Jade said, "I want it." As soon as Xia Tianyi lifted his foot, he kicked the fallen sapphire to the ground and scolded, "I thought you would make up for a while, but you were blind!" Qingyu hit the ground with a broken mouth and no blood. She said, "What's the point of leaving? You don't know that we have been fighting at both ends for three days. " Her family was bandits for generations in the old society. What kind of mentor does she have? Is she married to sew for my family or wash your clothes? "Xia Tianyi said," so black moths is filial piety. Did she wash clothes and cook for his mother in Wulin? When her mother died, she ate on the kang and went on the kang. Did she clean for her daughter-in-law? Wulin is an honest person. She won't listen to her. She's still obsessed with you. She is good at Wulin House. She won't be with someone else if she marries you? " Jade said, "Everything has its vanquisher. I am not a Wulin person. " Xia Tianyi looked at Qingyu, heaved a sigh of relief, and took out a cigarette. Qingyu is busy lighting matches. Xia Tianyi put down his cigarette again and said, "You are also a man with children. Wencheng is a boy. Stop talking. Rabbah came to my place and cried several times. She told me she was leaving and going out to work! Do you know that you hurt your child like this? Let me tell you again, it doesn't matter if you don't get married. Marriage is no joke. If you say you leave, you will get married, but he can't accept it. You deny that you have nothing to do with her, but you want to marry her. How do you think? What should people in Qingfeng Street think of Xia Jia? Qingwen said, "I have nothing to do with Heie." . That's what happened. As soon as we get married, it proves that we really have feelings. What can outsiders say? "Xia Tianyi said," You promised to marry her? " Qingyu stopped talking. Xia Tianyi said, "Is she still attached to you? If it insists, I'll let your brothers scare her. Is the spicy radish still sticking to the dog's teeth and shaking? From this perspective, she is not a good woman? " Jade said, "I want to marry her." Xia Tianyi said, "You really made a wish! "Anger once again blocked my throat. I took out a cigarette and put it in my mouth. My hands were shaking and I could not strike a match. Qingyu said, "Dad, Dad ..." Xia Tianyi choked back and said, "You are over forty years old. I'm not in your business, but I'm not dead. You are shameless. I still have face! You cuckolded Wulin. If he doesn't look for you, the larger foe will burn incense. If you let somebody else's daughter-in-law be your roommate again, baby, how can you live in Wulin? A village, looking up but not looking down, he is not a class enemy ... "Xia Tianyi stopped talking and then asked," Can Heie and Wulin divorce? Qingwen said, "Whether he likes it or not, he has to go. Xia Tianyi said: "You fart, you are a bandit! I tried my best to reason with you, but you didn't listen? !” Another kick, and kicked Qingyu to the ground. Qingyu got up quickly this time and turned away. Xia Tianyi roared: "Get out! "I fell off the stool and stayed there for a long time.

Later, things became lively: it was Xia Tianyi who never saw Qingyu again; It was Heie and Wulin who began to divorce, and Wulin never left. It was sapphire who dated Heie for three days on the river bank of Funiuliang or in Houao. At that time, I thought I was watching a play. When I met Qingyu, I sang loudly: "The sky is not blue without you, the days without you are boring, the nights without you are very insomnia, and the life without you is really difficult ..." I sang Shaanxi Opera. Qingyu picked up a lump of soil and threw it at me. I continued to sing: "My beloved money, when can I have you!" " "I said," I said money! You throw it? You throw it? !” Qingyu smiled and said, "You are crazy to make money! "When I met the Wulin, my advice to the Wulin was:" If you have a bad life, you must let sapphire have a bad life! " Wulin said, "Yes, yes. No matter how bad a woman is, don't put it off until tomorrow Ah, after all, there is another woman, a woman. Divorced, divorced, divorced, I just, ah, slapped the kang and the edge of the kang rang. "I let Wulin be more attentive to Black moths, and Wulin is really attentive. When he came back from working in the fields, he cooked, washed, swept the floor and wiped the table, but Heie still looked at him and slept without taking off his pants, only giving him a back. Heie washed her neck with soap, saying that the soap was given to her by Jade. She put on a pair of new shoes, and said that Jade bought these new shoes from the county seat. Heie said, "If you don't get a divorce, I'll stay at Qingyu's house and never come back!" " "Wulin came to me and asked what to do. I said to find him Qingyu, and the shit eater hired the shit eater? Find him, Xia Qingyu! Wulin asked me to go with him. I accompanied him to the dirt field in front of Qingyu's new house. I say you go. Wulin took a deep breath and walked to the door of the new house. Wulin saw sapphire sitting on the threshold, afraid to leave, and went around the back of the house. There is a newly built urinal, and Qingyu is squatting in the wall. Wulin brought a big stone and threw it into the urinal. Dirty water rushed up from the urinal trough and splashed Qingyu all over. Before sapphire came out, Wulin ran away first. I was so angry that I ignored Wulin again. Wulin went to find Xia Tianyi. Xia Tianyi closed the gate, and Wulin said, "Uncle Tianyi, I want to talk to you!" Xia Tianyi didn't say a word at home. When Wulin left, he beat his chest and cursed sapphire for doing evil.

Xia Tianyi, who would have thought that he was eager to fight for the change of Qiligou fish pond, but he was fooled by herring. When he didn't sort out the jade, he was worried about suing Sanyi again. Why is there no movement at all? There is a layer of duckweed floating in the pond outside the courtyard gate. Originally green, it turned into iron red overnight. Wencheng and A Dai buried the green persimmon in the black mud of the pond and warmed it for three days. They dug it up and ate it there. Xia Tianyi was given one, and Xia Tianyi said, "The persimmon is not ripe yet. Can it be warm and sweet? " I took a bite and the persimmon got a little red. I vomited a few mouthfuls and found that it was bleeding gums. Zhu Qing rushed over from the alley by the pond and said, "Dad, have you eaten?" Xia Tianyi said, "Have all the floodplains been collected?" Zhu Qing said: "There are several confiscations in the northernmost part. Dad's gums bleed? " Xia Tianyi said: "Nothing. If you want to go to the back alley, ask Shuan Lao's mother to call Shuan Lao back quickly. Going out to work can't miss harvesting crops! " Zhu Qing said: "I went to his house in the evening, and now Junting has informed the meeting." Xia Tianyi said, "The team leader also participated in ... what to learn?" Zhu Qing said, "I don't know." Xia Tianyi suddenly felt that the change of Qiligou fish pond must be the intervention of the township government. He said, "Then you should go." He went into the yard and wiped his cigarette with tobacco leaves. Then he kicked at the gate of the yard and watched Wencheng and the mute swimming in the pond. Dumb people can only use a dog plane, and their feet and hands are splashed out, and Xia Tianyi's cigarette butts are also spilled.

The two committees did meet, but they studied the management of fish ponds. There are five management regulations, which make it clear that there are fresh fish stalls in the farmers' market. But who will manage it, there are different opinions. Some say that Santi will continue to manage, and some say that the reason why the reservoir can be exchanged for the fish pond in Qiligou is because Santi has not paid the management fee for several years, and the brick factory he manages still owes Murakami 20,000 yuan, and the electricity fee of 1 10,000 yuan cannot be recovered. If he is allowed to manage the fish pond again, it is equivalent to turning the third staircase into a private fish pond with Qiligou. Junting sees different opinions and suggests that everyone vote, and whoever has more votes will be allowed to do it. At present, five candidates have been put forward, and the voting result is that Jinlian has the most votes, and Jinlian has signed the contract. After the meeting, Zhu Qing didn't tell Xia Tianyi what happened at the meeting, but his third brother cursed the golden lotus in front of everyone at the gate of Ding Ba Cao's house.

I have no sympathy for Sam-Il. But I know that Jinlian contracted the fish pond, which means that Qiligou changed the fish pond, which is a pity for Xia Tianyi. I should have visited Xia Tianyi immediately, but I soon forgot, because I saw Snow White and four aunts go to the supply and marketing cooperative. I admit I'm sorry for Xia Tianyi, but I can't control myself. I let out a cry at that time, and Aunt Wang, who was standing by eating steamed buns, was startled and bit her tongue. I said, "Come back!" Ding Bachao said, "What's the matter with you? ? "I said," I'll help you move the stone! " "Ding Ba grass restaurant has been built to the second floor. I didn't climb the ladder to the second floor, but climbed it with the wooden pole of the scaffold. I climbed up the pole with both hands and feet, and didn't get pregnant. Like a spider, I climbed up with a brush and made a "golden monkey exploring the sea" at the top of the pole. When I was exploring the sea with the golden monkey, I took the opportunity to look at the gate of the supply and marketing cooperative. The following people shouted: "Take orders, there is a gold hook hanging upside down! "Four aunts and cher are talking at the gate of supply and marketing cooperatives. Four aunts are holding two bags of milk powder they bought. This milk powder must be bought for Snow White. But Snow White's body couldn't see that she was pregnant and her waist was warped. They walked back from the supply and marketing cooperative and passed in front of the groin. Snow White looked up at the restaurant being built. I suddenly sighed, hooked my feet on the pole and hung my body in the air. The crowd cheered. Stupid! Where do I perform for them?

I worked in the groin for two hours without eating or drinking a mouthful of water. Gastrodia elata went back after dark, only to find Xia Tianyi sitting in the restaurant of Shuzheng's wife with a stone mirror to eat bean jelly. As soon as Xia Tianyi eats bean jelly, he will definitely know the contract of the lotus pond. I'm a little embarrassed to see him again now. I avoided him. Xia Tianyi ate a plate and a plate, and the tweeter on the Baiguoshu in Daqing Temple played Shaanxi opera. Xia Tianyi said, "What kind of Shaanxi opera is playing at this time?" Shu Zheng's daughter-in-law said, "Is Jinlian happy to play the trumpet?" Xia Tianyi said gruffly, "Give me another plate!" The loudspeaker began to play "drill a smoke hole";

When the third brother came out of the blacksmith's shop, he saw Xia Tianyi and pressed his straw hat, but he followed the steps under the eaves to the west. Xia Tianyi stopped him. Xia Tianyi scolded his third brother: "Son of a bitch, have you seen me?" Sandy said, "I'm in a bad mood and don't want to talk to anyone." Xia Tianyi took off his straw hat and asked in a low voice, "What are your complaints after such a long time?" Sandy said, "I didn't sue again." Xia Tianyi was angry: "Are you kidding? Even if you stop suing, you should let me know. Are you nervous? ! "The third brother said," You know what happened between me and Jade ... "Xia Tianyi snorted, but he felt something strange and asked about the embarrassing thing that day. Sandy said, "Forget it. Why do you say that? " Xia Tianyi said, "Tell me." The third brother talked about the process of Wulin, Shangshan and Chen Liang going to the county to buy saplings. Xia Tianyi said, "When did Wulin go to the village on business? In addition, buying saplings must be done in advance before you can go. Why does he think saplings are expensive when he is good? Even if you don't buy it back, what role is Wulin, so many people can send him home? " Sandy patted his forehead and said, "Uncle, you mean they knew I was going to complain, so they took the lead in setting a trap for me to drill?" Xia Tianyi said, "I didn't say that." Sandy said, "There must be a trap for me to drill! Now they have succeeded! Tell me, uncle, what is the reason for not letting me contract? I have a male-female style, but she has no golden lotus. I can't swallow this tone. I will sue again. We must sue again! " Xia Tianyi said, "It's your business to sue or not. Don't write my name. " Xia Tianyi ignored his third brother again and bowed his head to eat his bean jelly.

I wonder if Sandy has sued Junting. What I want to say is that there was a fishing incident that night. This is the second looting incident in Qingfeng Street. Three years ago, a tanker rolled over on National Highway 3 12, which was seriously damaged. The driver's leg was broken and stuck in the cab. Fortunately, the oil in the tanker spilled all over the floor, but it didn't burn and explode. People in Qingfeng Street rushed to hear the news. First, some people rescued the driver from the taxi. More people actually use pots and pans to scoop up the oil on the ground and take it home. There are more and more people scooping oil, so that people who save drivers no longer care about drivers, but also scoop oil. After the oil on the ground was scooped up, Third Sister went to unscrew the oil outlet valve of the oil tank and directly used the bucket to pick up the remaining oil. A whole truck was robbed of oil like this. This time, the rooster crowed almost twice for robbing fish in the middle of the night. Lao Zhang of the blacksmith's shop came back from his relatives' home in Nangou Village very late, and had not yet reached the earth embankment of the fish pond at the southern end of West Street. Suddenly, with a bang, he got cold feet and now he is lying on the ground. Then bang, the water in the fish pond splashed all over him, and I saw three people frying fish in the pond. They put explosives in bottles, then put detonators on them, lit them and threw them into the pond. Fish float on the water, then they are fished out and put in sacks. At first, Lao Zhang thought that his third brother was fishing. He thinks Sandy is a bad thing, and the fish pond won't let him take care of it. He's going fishing. At first glance, it's not Sandy who is fishing. Probably a fish thief. He shouted, "Who?" The fish thief hurriedly ran away with two sacks on his back. He ran so fast that he fell and left a bag. Lao Zhang shouted: "There is a thief! The thief stole the fish! " Some people in West Street play mahjong and some drink at night. When they heard the shouts, they saw many fish near the pond, and a layer of fish was floating on the water. They said, "the wicked get what they deserve, and it's not our fish, so mind!" " Lao Zhang said: "The fish pond is not allowed to be managed by a third party, and Jinlian has not taken over." They said, "It's time for this son of a bitch to steal!" Turning to go back, he took a few steps and said, "Who can control who?". If thieves can steal, we will also pick one. " I turned around and picked up one and two from the pond. If a person picks up a few pieces like this, he will pick up a few pieces for each of the ten eight. Later, people who came back saw that everyone else had picked up the fish, and they scrambled to grab it. There was no pond, so they jumped into it to fish. For a time, there was noise and splash in the pond. Someone went home to get a cage basket and suddenly picked up half a basket. I couldn't sleep that night and ran to catch fish after hearing the noise. Actually, I don't like fish at all. Fish have thorns and are in trouble. As soon as I saw this lively scene, I got excited. Then I hate Sanju and Jinlian and I can't wait to catch all the fish in the fish pond! I jumped into the pond, took off my pants, tied my trouser legs, put the fish in one by one and put them around my neck. At this time, someone shouted for three days, and I ran in fish pants, throwing fish over the courtyard wall while running. I ran across Snow White's mother's yard, threw three, and threw three more. I thought Snow White was pregnant and should have nourishing fish soup, so I threw the remaining four in. However, Sandy didn't come that night. It was Jinlian who got the news. The golden lotus came, there were no fish in the fish pond, and the people who robbed the fish were scattered. She stood by the fish pond and wept.

The looting was caused by a fish thief, and the police station came to solve the case without finding any clues. Jinlian suspected that it was the third brother, but the third brother denied it, saying that he was playing mahjong at Ding Bacao's house that night, and Ding Bacao could testify. Did Sandy intentionally instruct others to steal fish? I can't prove it. Junting asked Shang Shan to investigate who was looting. Shangshan visited all the families in West Street, and almost all of them had fish. If the law can't cure the public, things will go away. Junting asked this matter not to spread abroad again, because it was too shameful for people in Qingfeng Street, but most people in Qingfeng Street didn't think so, saying that it was beneath dignity to rob oil last time. What happened this time? The fish pond was originally a collective, and it was better than the golden lotus after three days. Where is fairness? Looting is the dissatisfaction of the masses! When people in West Street cut fish, people in Qingfeng Street always ate fish instead of fish heads and fish bubbles. Fish heads, fish bubbles and scales were thrown everywhere, and the scales sparkled in the sun, giving people a fishy smell. All the green-headed flies have arrived in West Street.

Snow White's mother was naturally very happy, because there were suddenly ten more fish in the yard, and four were left, and six were given to Dongjie's daughter. Snow White didn't know the origin of the fish, so she went to cut it, and happened to meet the small piece of land newly picked up by Xia Tianyi and Qing Jindan. Snow White wanted to give Bo Er three fish. Xia Tianyi said, "Where did you get them?" Snow White said, "My mother brought it." Xia Tianyi said, "Is your mother involved?" Snow White didn't understand, but she also gave the fish to Bo Er. Xia Tianyi said, "I won't eat this fish!" "Jin Qing said something about looting fish ponds. Snow White gave a cry and turned red. Qing Jin said, "What's wrong with that? ! You don't want it, I want it! "Collect three fish. Stop talking about fish. Snow White saw Xia Tianyi's jacket was full of sweat, so she took it off and washed it. Xia Tianyi didn't refuse. He took off his jacket, let the snow wash, and leaned against a tree to tickle. In Xia Tianyi's memory, his five daughters-in-law never took the initiative to wash his clothes. In front of her, Snow White was so obedient that she was filled with emotion and burped in her throat. Snow White asked Bo Er if you had a bad trachea. Xia Tianyi said that the road is still long, but as soon as the wind blows, he burps, drinks a mouthful of water in the river and stops burping. Xia Tianyi asked Snow White if she had been to the provincial capital for a long time. Snow White said that she was traveling in the country and had no time to go to the provincial capital. Xia Tianyi asked Xia Feng how she was recently and whether she had written another book. Snow White said that she was writing a book, which is expected to be published next spring. Xia Tianyi felt something again and got a hiccup in his throat. Xia Tianyi certainly thought of a long time ago. Xia Feng is still very young, wearing open-backed pants and a braid like garlic sprout on his head. But when he comes back from school every day, he takes a piece of charcoal and writes it everywhere on the wall, cupboard and table at home. Xia Tianyi talked about the past, and while Snow White was beating clothes with a wooden stick, he said, "Did a Taoist say that Xia Jia was going to have a character?" Xia Tianyi said, "Who did you hear? Snow White said, "I guess what Xia Feng said was nonsense." . Xia Tianyi said: "This is true." That day, I was sitting at the door with a bowl in my hand when a Taoist passed by and pointed to the elm tree in front of the door and said, the crown of that tree is good, and this family will be a figure in the future! Your second aunt said: Is there a village head? I'm in front of the village chief. The Taoist priest said: it is bigger than the village head. I thought I was talking about your father. Your father teaches at school, but he is not your father yet. Your father loves to sing Shaanxi opera, and organized the teacher to play three drops of blood in the summer vacation. He played a county magistrate, Jin Xinshu. Maybe he became a county magistrate in the play. He has only been a primary school principal for a few years in his life, and the principal is not as big as my official in the village. Later, when Xia Feng arrived in the provincial capital, the Taoist priest's words came true. Snow White sneered and said, "Xia Feng is nothing!" Xia Tianyi said, "He is a senior official. You see, when he comes back, who will not come to see him in the county and villages and towns? Snow White said, "Is that how Bo Er sees him?" ? Our summer family dotes on him, making his temper more and more strange! "Suddenly, when I saw the stick sinking in the water and going to pick it up, it was a snake. I was shocked. A snake suddenly appeared in the river, and Xia Tianyi was shocked. He ran down from the tree and teased the snake head with branches. The other hand seized the snake's tail and suddenly lifted it up and waved it in the air. The snake was as soft as a noodle, and its head couldn't bend any more, so it was thrown into a rock nest. Snow White was taken aback and looked back for the stick, but the stick was gone again. She was puzzled, but said, "My father was in a play, too. If he doesn't act, he may really become an official, or Xia Feng always looks down on singing. " Xia Tianyi said, "Xia Feng doesn't love Shaanxi Opera? "Snow White said," He said that Shaanxi opera is out of date and can only be shown to farmers. "Xia Tianyi said," Is it out of date to play for farmers? ! Nonsense, he has only skinned farmers for a few days. !” Qing Jin said, "Dad! Hey! " Xia Tianyi said, "Don't talk about Xia Feng. He gave me a face in Xiajia and Qingfeng Street. He hasn't forgotten him. Send me two Jin of Sichuan cigarettes every time I come back! " Snow White laughed before, and then looked up, because someone was talking loudly in front of the small stone bridge.

On the small stone bridge, Zhu Qing met an acquaintance of Xishan Bay and enthusiastically said, "Long time no see! Is my aunt in good health? " The man said, "OK, OK." Zhu Qing added, "How is the doll?" The man said, "Good boy, good boy." Zhu Qing took the man across the bridge and saw Xia Tianyi, Qingjin and Baixue on the beach. He ran down and asked Snow White first that you came back to wash so many clothes! Laugh at Jin Qing as a chicken and dig a nest everywhere! Qing Jin said, "Love the land is no joke, and it is unfilial to joke! Which one of you washed dad's clothes, five daughters-in-law is not as good as one snow! " Snow White said, "What does it matter if I wash Bo Er's coat once? ! "Zhu Qing said," Washing the jacket once is our role model. I will mobilize my eldest sister-in-law tomorrow. She washed one for the old man and I washed eight for the old man! " Then he asked Xia Tianyi, "Dad, did you sue?" Xia Tianyi narrowing her eyes to listen to them. Suddenly, his eyes opened like almonds, and he said, "What's the matter?" Zhu Qing said: "I just got back from the two committees, and the fish pond exchange in Qiligou was yellow." Xia Tianyi said, "Good things should have turned yellow long ago!" Zhu Qing said: "Sure enough, you sued!" Xia Tianyi said: "I sued!" Zhu Qing said, "You are confused, Dad! You can complain before signing the contract, but when the contract is signed, the plan should be implemented. When you talk about this, Junting will be angry and even everyone will be disgusted! " Xia Tianyi said, "Do you think my accusation is reasonable?" Zhu Qing said, "It doesn't matter if you create public outrage. Didn't you make a mud in those days? " Xia Tianyi said, "Isn't it over this time?" Zhu Qing said, "Dad! At the meeting, someone said that my arm could not twist my thigh, but the township government explicitly refused to change it. Anyway, there are no fish in the fish pond now, but the leader of Zhongjie said that whoever sues will die in Qiligou! Is it not to scold you? I was going to scold him back, but Lotus stopped me ... "Xia Tianyi said," Did you scold me to death? Whoever does not die, my grave is there, and death must be there. Is he right? " Smiled, took out a cigarette to smoke, and handed the other to Jin Qing. Qingjin had never seen his father give him a cigarette, and he was stuck at the moment. Xia Tianyi said, "Here, it smells good!" Jin Qing quickly lit a cigarette and smoked it. Xia Tianyi said, "If you want to repair the land, you will come with me to Qiligou to repair it!" Jin Qing said, "Dig a hole here and plant a tree, and run to Qiligou to feed the wolves." "In rural areas, this is much more complicated than our unit! Dad, you are old, why are you still brave? Don't worry about anything in the future. You can also spend money with those wives and old men, and I'll give you change. " Xia Tianyi said, "Now I know why your company let you retire early!" I took the clothes hanging on the stone, and the clothes were not dry, so I took them away. Qing Jin's face is like a pig's liver, and she said to Bai Xue, "Where did I ask for early retirement? In order to cover the shift, I asked to retire! " "

Snow White came back from washing clothes. There are three red clouds in the sky and three more.