Are there any funny adult jokes? o(∩_∩)o ...

An honest man went to town to buy things, and his wife gave him 100 yuan. Being dragged to the beauty salon by the young lady, the money was robbed. An honest man felt sorry for his wife and decided to admit to her that he played the role of miss. When I got home, the honest man said, "In fact, everyone makes mistakes. But admit your mistake and others will forgive you. Right? Wife. " The wife asked, "What did you say?" The honest man said shyly, "I mean, it's not easy to earn 100 yuan ..." The wife thought she asked her husband for 100 yuan to sleep with her neighbor Wang Bachelor. So he said hesitantly, "Yes! I slept with him three times before he gave money! "

At noon, I went to the canteen with a brother in the dormitory and found a low-cut and hot MM on the table next to me! I couldn't help but look at it a few times, and then whispered to my brother, "How much does the world's largest elephant weigh?" A: 1 ton; B: 2 tons; C: 3 tons; D: 4 tons; E: 5 tons; F: Six tons. "He thought for a moment, then frowned and said," It seems to be C? " I told him in a low voice, "No, it's F ~" He immediately retorted loudly, "It's not that big! ！” At this moment, that MM suddenly got up and scolded us: "Boring! Sex maniac! ！” Then he turned and left. ...