The problem of English jokes

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Mr Knodt and Mr Watt.

Mr. Watt called Mr. Nott.

Knodt: "Who are you?"

Watt: "watt."

Knodt: "What is your name, please?"

Watt: "Watt is my name."

Knodt: "That's what I asked you. What's your name? "

Watt: "That's what I told you. Watt is my name. "

[pause]

Watt: "Is that james brown?"

Knodt: "No, this is Knodt."

Watt: "Please tell me your name."

Knodt: Will Knodt.

Watt: "Why not?"

Knodt: "Huh? Why not? "

Watt: "Yes! Why didn't you tell me your name? "

Knodt: But I told you my name!

Watt: "No, you didn't. You said," No ".

Knodt: "No, Knodt, Knodt will!"

Watt: "That's what I mean."

Knodt: "So you know my name."

Watt: "Of course not!"

Knodt: "Very good. So now, what is yours? "

Watt: "Watt. Yours? "

Knodt: "Your name!"

Watt: "Watt is my name."

Knodt: "How should I know? I am asking you! "

Watt: "Look, I've been very patient. I've told you my name, and you haven't even told me yours."

Knodt: "You have been very patient? What about me? "

[pause]

Knodt: "I have told you my name many times, and you haven't told me your name."

"Of course not!"

Knodt: Look, you even know my name!

"Of course not!"

Knodt: "Then why do you keep saying Knodt, of course?"

"Because I didn't."

[pause]

Knodt: "What's your name?"

Watt: Look, you know!

Knodt: "Of course not!"

Watt: "Then why do you keep saying that Watt is your name?"

Knodt: "Ask your name!" "

Watt: But you already know!

Knodt: What?

Watt: "See!"

Knodt: "Listen, listen, wait; What would you say if I asked you your name? "

Watt: "Watt is my name."

Knodt: "No, no, just give me one word."

Watt: "Watt"

Knodt: "Your name!"

Watt: "Yes!"

[Pause before it hits him]

Knodt: Oh, Wright!

Watt: "Yes!"

Knodt: "Then why didn't you say so earlier?"

Watt: "I have told you many times!" "

Knodt: You've never said Wright before.

Watt: "Of course."

Knodt: "Well, I won't argue anymore. Do you know my name? "

Watt: "I didn't."

Knodt: Well, here you are. Now we know each other's names. "

Watt: "I didn't!" "

Knodt: "Good!"

Watt: "Oh, my God!"

Knodt: "Very good."

Watt: "No wonder it took me so long. Is that Dutch?"

Knodt: "No, it's Knodt!"

Watt: "Oh, ok. At least now the names are clear, Guud. "

Knodt: Yes, Wright.