A joke that makes people laugh.

0 1. People have lost weight, their waists have lost weight, and their stomachs have lost weight. Why do we have to start with brain cells?

02. God is fair, giving you ugly appearance and low IQ, so as not to make you appear uncoordinated!

03. Don't wear a skirt when you go out recently, it's easy to get angry. The weather is fine, I don't know if the wind is serious!

There is gold under the boy's knee. I cut off my whole leg and didn't even find a copper coin!

05. Some people say that you will be beaten if you fall behind. Others say that if you blow off a bird's head, it means that a person can always find a reason to hit you.

06. When I was a child, I thought I could save the world when I grew up. When I grow up, I find that the whole world can't save me.

07. People still have to dream. Even salted fish should be the saltiest one.

You have to work very hard to believe that you are really powerless. Come on! You are the worst.

09. It really won't comfort people, and many words of healing can't be said, so don't be sad, baby, just die.

10. I had a very unrealistic dream last night, dreaming that I became a multimillionaire. This is not a good sign, really, it is usually hundreds of millions.

1 1. Every time someone asks for directions, I blindly point, because I don't know the way at all, and to teach the world a lesson: don't trust good-looking people casually.

12. People who lose weight must not add any weight loss groups. On the surface, they can encourage each other, but it is useless. If you are not the fattest, you will relax because someone is at the bottom.

13. What makes you call me fat? What did you buy me to eat?

14. Please don't stare at me with innocent eyes like a puppy. Makes me want to eat dog meat.

15. He Shengliang was born in; Why does raw food produce fat? Why is there a strong wind with bangs? If you have me, why don't you have my date?

16. Don't puppy love. What you are talking about now is someone else's future husband or wife.

17. I once naively thought that money is everything, but later I found that money is not everything, but everything.

18. A person suddenly contacts you, normal, he is looking for a spare tire; It's normal to suddenly stop contacting you. You are just a spare tire. I contacted you again one day, which is quite normal. You are a good spare tire. Then I stopped contacting you. It's still normal. There is a better spare tire than you!

19. I want to be your little sun, either to warm you or to burn you.

20. Sometimes I am as optimistic as a fart, always thinking that I can shake the earth.

2 1. I can't catch up with that BMW after all, so I can only watch it fly away in the sunset. It's not that my engine is broken, but that my chain has fallen off.

22. Life is like a shower, with hot water in the wrong direction.

23. I don't know how happy people can be, but I know how disappointed people can be.

24. Don't sweet talk, don't reveal happiness. Because physics common sense tells us that the sun is easy to lose water, and refrigeration is the best way to keep fresh.