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A collection of sharp and choking personality quotes (50 items)

1. As long as you are not in chaos inside, it will be difficult for the outside world to change you. Don't envy others, don't lose yourself.

2. If you are not sincere, don’t be too nice to me, lest I promise you my life but don’t want it anymore.

3. Who deletes whose address book with one click, who deletes whose chat history with one click and puts the other party’s number into the blacklist. What I'm most afraid of is seeing two people who know each other and love each other become strangers, never contact each other again, and never make waves because of each other's names. In fact, you know very well that you cannot meet the people in your memories. Once I went to see him, the memories were gone. People change. Be it love or friendship.

4. Time has taken away youth, innocence, and many, many things. It only leaves two things behind, one is maturity and the other is loneliness.

5. Sometimes, it is better to have less energy than to have too many thoughts.

6. The best time to store and cultivate is to warm up to the spring, and to inspect carefully and carefully to the end of the autumn.

7. Pretending to be stupid, if done well, can make you wise as a fool. Being dull, if done well, is called deepness.

8. If you have desire for someone, that is called liking. If you hold back your desire for someone, that is called love.

9. No matter how luxurious a wedding is, it does not represent happiness. marriage. Whether two people get along harmoniously throughout their lives has nothing to do with how many banquets they have and how many jewelry they have.

10. Everything in this world can be fake, but the only thing that cannot be tolerated is that the money on your body is fake

11. If life can be refreshed, copy and paste. So can everything be logged off, shut down, and restarted?

12. It’s useless to be sad, the most important thing is to live a good life. Although love is beautiful, it is not everything in life.

13. The money in your pocket determines your mood today

14. There is always a person in our life who can make us smile the brightest, cry the most thoroughly, and think deeply. Deepest

15. Standards for a good woman: act like a lady and think like a man.

16. If you love me, come a little closer, and a little closer; if you don’t love me, please go a little further, and go a little further.

17. Everyone makes mistakes. If you really love someone, no matter what he did to you in the past, no matter what mistakes he made, you will forgive him and even find reasons for him. If you don't love someone, they may just say the wrong thing and break up immediately. So, when someone catches your little mistake and breaks up with you, it's not because of your fault, but because he doesn't love you. Forgiveness is related to the depth of love. As much love as there is, there is much forgiveness.

18. I am not a strong person, but I know how to be strong when I should be strong.

19. I did not come to this world because of you, but I am more attached to this world because of you.

20. Instead of pleasing others, it is better to arm yourself; instead of escaping from reality, it is better to smile at life; instead of listening to the wind and rain, it is better to stand up and attack.

21. The fairest thing in life is that everyone will die

22. I don’t bother to fight with anyone. If you love me, there is no need to fight. If you don't love it, there's no point fighting for it.

23. If I don’t speak, you are silent. This is speechlessness. If I don’t say you don’t understand, this is distance.

24. A man’s money When a man likes a woman and can't spend time with him, that man has no hope

25. The weather is just like a woman, fickle! Weather forecasts are just like men, unreliable!

26. Maybe we are all sad in silence. Silent cry. Nor do they want to look back at each other. < /p>

Twenty-nine. Look at the time not to get up, but to see how long you can sleep.

Thirty. There is no perfect match for each other. It’s just one person who knows how to accommodate the other. One knows when enough is enough.

31. If you like someone who doesn’t like you, it probably means that I regard you as your life, and you should think that I am sick.

32. Love at first sight is not about the love, but the face

33. Love, cherish, forgive, and do it quickly. Because, there is always "loss" waiting brightly on the side.

Thirty-four. In fact, most people who do not fall in love easily are very emotional people, because they never give love easily and never accept love easily.

35. Everyone who does not understand love will meet someone who understands love, and then experience a heart-breaking love. People who don't understand love slowly understand, and people who understand love don't dare to love anymore.

Thirty-six. No one uses a person’s past to doubt a person’s essence

Thirty-seven. Only when you are drunk can you know who you love most, and only when you are sick can you know who you love most. Who loves you the most

38. Three views are more important than the five senses. The three views do not require us to be exactly the same, but that two people can seek common ground while reserving differences: Although you and I are different, I can respect and tolerate your differences.

Thirty-nine, one day you will calm down, look at your own story like an outsider, and shake your head with a smile.

Forty, be stronger and believe in yourself. Be firm and trust your feelings.

41. There is only one thing in the world that can always withstand the impact of life: a peaceful heart.

42. When I love you, you are who you say you are. When I don’t love you, you are who you say you are.

43. Don’t be afraid of women who are material and immaterial. Women are even scarier, because what they want is true love, which is so rare that you can't afford it.

Forty-four, with a big belly to hold things, stand on your heels and be a human being.

45. The reason why people live a tiring life is because they can’t let go of their arrogance, lose face, or resolve their complexes.

Forty-six. A person is not lonely, only when he thinks of himself is he lonely

Forty-seven. Be grateful to the person who gave you life and allowed you to experience all kinds of things in this world; be grateful to those who Be grateful to those who help you, so that you can appreciate the true feelings of the world; be grateful to those who need you, so that you can feel your own value; even be grateful to those who have hurt you, so that you can understand the meaning of growth. Know how to be grateful, and life will always be sunny!

48. In the world of love, a woman’s silence is the biggest cry and a precursor to the end

49. Betrayal cannot hurt you, but you are the one who can. Caring too much about breaking up can't hurt you, what can hurt you are memories. A relationship that ends in vain can't hurt you, what can hurt you is hope. You always think that your feelings hurt you, but in fact, you are always the one who hurts you.

Fifty. Cry if you want, laugh if you want. Don’t let the hypocrisy of the world make you become hypocritical. Sharp and choking emotional phrases (57)

1. Throw things as far away as possible if you can’t keep them.

2. Hurry up, go back quickly! Your mother is waiting for you there, saying she wants you to go back and give birth again to see if you can give birth to a smarter child.

3. Can you go back and hug your mother and cry bitterly? Only your mother can comfort you, okay?

4. I’m not spoiled, but I just can’t be aggressive, even if I yell.

5. Good morning and good night are not as good as your ex’s burial.

6. Smile in front of the people you hate, and be as arrogant as you want.

7. I don’t want to wait for anyone anymore. From now on, I will just wait for the red light to stop raining and wait to die.

8. Cucumbers must be shot, and ditty must be high. Knowingly knowing that you will not die if you are high, you prefer to get high even if you are dead. Good Boy.

9. The Great Wall will never fall down. Your mother needs everyone to do it. It makes your mother laugh, but then her vagina blooms again. You watch her from the side and go to him with the housework. !

10. Either pursue what you want, or give up altogether. Don't always chatter your determination or complain endlessly when you meet people, and be the source of laughter for others.

11. You, an out-and-out coward, deserve to be disliked. Why are you so unlovable?

12. You look a bit low-pixel, making it difficult to distinguish between men and women. You wear a sack and go out on the street, acting as a mobile trash can. If someone is unfortunate enough to meet you, please quickly ask you to ascend to heaven.

13. You chased me naked for two kilometers, and even if I look back, I will be considered a gangster!

14. Natural disasters are caused by your innate low IQ, and man-made disasters are caused by your nurture. No effort.

15. When I woke up early in the morning, I thought I had grown up. It turned out that the quilt was covered horizontally.

16. Miss you too much. Everyone on the street looks like him, so don’t miss someone who is not yours too much.

17. I don’t have you. I can fool around, but I'm not as good-looking as you, but at least I'm cleaner than you.

18. When you meet a scumbag or a bitch, the coolest attitude is: I'm sorry, I don't have time to hate you.

19. Wipe the shit out of your eyes and see clearly who is speaking.

20. Your appearance has exceeded human imagination...

21. Can you show your face? I want to talk to it. Oh, so this is It's your face, I thought it was shit.

22. I only wanted to lose weight, but I ended up being a foodie.

Twenty-three, Huh? What are you wearing? What did you rub on your face? This looks completely unattractive! You probably have some Martian blood in you. Alas, growing up is not easy!

24. I feel that in love, there are really countless girls who do the same stupid things as Miss Li. You love him with all your heart, but you are treated like this by a scumbag. There is only one reason: because he doesn't love you. I hope everyone can open their eyes wide and meet their loved ones. Even if you encounter someone who is not kind, it is best to get out as soon as possible. Each of us only has this life, and we can only live this life.

25. Life is inherently a battlefield full of crises. No matter how many people around you help you, you still have to face it alone in the end, and no one is exception.

26. Other people’s fairy tales are always romantic, but my fairy tales are always bleak.

27. Why does your face look so anxious? I've never seen you grow up in such a hurry.

28. I prefer simple rejection to all kinds of perfunctory treatment.

29. Have you forgotten to brush your teeth and wash your face again? Why does your mouth smell so bad today? Your face is particularly ugly?

Thirty. You can have no money in love, but not in marriage. He restores the situation without being humble or arrogant, and strives to fulfill his promise - this is the man who is worthy of this girl's love, with backbone and responsibility.

Thirty-one, I can give you a piece of sky, but I can also let you die without a burial place

Thirty-two, you look very innocent, I am sorry for your appearance, I am sorry for the people party.

33. There is no such thing as immaturity or immaturity in falling in love. At your current age, you think you are mature, but it is actually the other person's scum that drives you to maturity. Only then did I realize that I had been treated like a scumbag in my last relationship. Fortunately, I am treated with gentleness now. I really enjoy the days of being pampered by God.

Thirty-four, don’t show your shameless skills in front of me! You really did an amazing job, you acted your true self!

Thirty-five, don’t rely on me to like you, you just refresh my bottom line again and again.

Thirty-six. Girls talk about being domineering and super cool. They have smoked cigarettes, drank wine, loved scum and believed in dogs.

Thirty-seven. The favorite sayings of scumbag men. words. For example: I never took relationships seriously before until I met you.

Thirty-eight, with hair as messy as kelp, a pot lid on his head, and claiming to be dressed in a modern style.

Thirty-nine, I am the molecule, you are the atom, the chemical reaction turns into purple.

Forty, put away your hypocrisy and roll towards the sun.

41. I know it’s not your fault, it’s my failure to show up at the right time.

42. I’m sorry about being prettier than you.

43. The beasts that are inferior to pigs and dogs will not even spare my dog. You really deserve to be struck by lightning.

44. A good temper does not mean that you will give in on everything. Some things are the bottom line that no one can touch.

45. Sometimes I just hope you can feel it with your heart. Can you feel the warmth of loving someone deeply? If it is a kind of torture, just give up!

46. I hope you will have wine, meat and girls in the future, and the girls will be too ugly to look good.

47. If you still don’t know what SB is, take a look in the mirror.

48. I can’t be your good girl if I smell like a ruffian.

49. I was born to do evil, so don’t try to save me.

Fifty, you scum that is not conducive to social development, don’t let labor and management catch you, or they will destroy you!

Fifty-one, I am a romantic, but I am willing to become devoted to you

Fifty-two, when you are nagging me, you seem to be telling me that your mother cheated on you of the process.

53. If you don’t throw away the things you can’t keep, you will deserve it if they trip you in the future.

54. I will only lower my head to you once, and I will only bow to you if I keep it. You say once, whether you want to stay or not.

Fifty-five, no, the wild boar will die at the sight of light! It will struggle to death at the sight of light!

56. After you leave, whoever I marry will be guilty of bigamy.

57. When people do bad things, they can always find outright excuses. For example, the mistress said that I did it to punish men who were not attentive. For example, the scumbag said that I did it because In order to save the lost young woman, let her take life seriously. I can only say that the mistress and the scumbag will last forever. The sharp and choking classics are absolutely amazing

1. Don’t be sad, the world is like this. No matter where you go, there will always be disappointing things. Once we encounter them, we will be very disappointed. It is easy to be overly pessimistic and take things too seriously. Don't worry, close your eyes and get some sleep, maybe something new will happen tomorrow. ——Saphon "The Shadow of the Wind"

2. You cannot wait for others to arrange your life, you have to fight and fight for it yourself; regardless of whether the result is happy or sad, the consolation is that you will never It's a waste of time to live in this world. With this understanding, you will value life instead of being cynical; at the same time, you will also inject a powerful inner strength into yourself.

3. In the end, you can become whatever you believe. Because the two most terrifying words in the world are persistence and seriousness. Serious people change themselves, and persistent people change their destiny. They do not expect sudden good luck, but only hope that all their efforts will be rewarded in the end.

4. Let go of your impetuosity, let go of your laziness, let go of your three-minute enthusiasm, let go of your brain that cannot resist temptation, let go of your eyes that are easily attracted to anything, close your eyes and you want to talk about everything. A few words of gossip, calm down and do what you should do.

5. Instead of expecting to meet someone, it is better to expect that you can attract such a person; instead of expecting that positive energy will appear to warm you every time you are disappointed, it is better to expect to become a positive person. ; Instead of worrying about the future, it is better to work hard now.

6. If you don’t risk your life now, your life will play tricks on you in the future. People who are worse than you haven't given up yet, and people who are better than you are still working hard. What qualifications do you have to say that I can't do anything? Just make a name for yourself by messing around, and make a name for yourself by studying. It is better to turn over than to turn over, and it is better to live up to expectations than to be angry. Don't pretend to work hard, after all, the result will not be acting with you.

7. The saddest thing in the world is not that beauty grows old and fades, but that you are obviously fat but still eat and refuse to exercise and run, and that you are ugly but can only be beautiful. Tu Xiuxiu refuses to think about reading. Beauty is a kind of luck. Only hard work can make you more confident. Let this beauty, hard work and luck become the blessing of this life.

8. People who are richer than you must work harder than you. People who work harder than you will one day be richer than you. Life is inherently balanced. If you don’t work hard to make money, you You have to worry about saving money. This is not chicken soup, it is reality!

9. Luck is an accessory of hard work. Without the primitive accumulation of strength, you will not be able to grasp luck if it is given to you. God gives everyone the same thing, but everyone's preparation is different. Don't envy those who always get lucky. You have to work hard to get good luck.

10. If you have really seen the hard work of those strong people, you will definitely understand that the reason why those people can reach heights that others cannot reach is because they have endured many hardships that others cannot. There is never any luck in this world, only unknown efforts.

11. There is a long and beautiful road in the world, called dreams, and a very high and hard wall, called reality; climbing over that wall is called persistence; tearing down that wall is called breakthrough The process of being unswerving is called concentration; the effort of not forgetting the original intention is called faith.

12. When you are degenerating, the whole world is partying day and night. When you are depressed and lonely, your ex and the people you hate are working hard to make a lot of money, eat delicious food, and find a new love. Don’t miss it all the time. In the past, everyone in the past has no time to wait for you. A collection of classic quotations that are sad and so insightful that it makes people choke (53 items)

1. If you like something, say you like it; if you don’t like it, say you don’t like it. If you can accept it, say OK; if you can't, just say no. Life is so damn much more enjoyable when you do that.

2. Life never treats everyone who works hard, and future luck is the accumulation of past efforts. Do what you want to do while the sun is shining, and chase your dreams while you are young!

3. There are two things in the world that cannot be looked at directly. One is the sun, and the other is the human heart. Don't test people's hearts, it will disappoint you and make you despair.

4. Keep your attitude when interacting with others. If you are worthy, I will treat you sincerely and not let you down. If you are not worthy, just laugh it off and say nothing more. It is not necessary or possible to be good friends with everyone. You must be a principled person, do not disrespect every enthusiasm, and never please any indifference.

5. There are many people who can laugh with you, but few people who can walk with you. Before the age of thirty, look back in time and make corrections. From now on, take off your childish coat. Take away the wisdom. Then, be a qualified person. Start to bear the burden, start to love life and the world tenaciously.

6. Don’t say sorry to me. Sorry can only bring you peace of mind, not my relief.

7. A recognized temperament is always the result of following your inner preferences and persisting for a long time.

8. When I cherish you, please cherish me too. If I can pamper you, I can replace you!

9. Ninety-nine percent of mourning is caused by leisure, no money, no goals, being anxious all day long and feeling very tired.

10. Why should time give you what you want? All counterattacks come with preparation. All light takes time to be seen. All luck is buried with hard work. Foreshadowing.

11. There is no one without injuries in this world. The only one who can truly heal himself is himself. No matter how difficult today is, we must firmly believe that there is only a past that cannot be returned, and there is no tomorrow that cannot be reached. Don't forget what you once had. What you can’t get, you should cherish even more. What's yours, don't give up. What has been lost is kept as a memory.

12. If my grades are not good, I can work hard, answer questions and listen to classes to improve my grades; if I am not good at sports, I can run and squat to exercise; if I don’t look good, I can delve into dressing. Apply make-up, retouch the picture, or even use a knife to reshape it. In almost everything, I can achieve a better result through my own efforts. But you don’t like me, and I’m not even qualified to work hard on this matter.

13. Thank you for my imperfections, which allow me to see clearly who is really good to me.

14. You have to do whatever it takes to make yourself beautiful, even on those bad days.

15. Memories are memories after all. No matter how much you like them, they are still wasted years. Don't miss the person in front of you and hold on to the old times and refuse to let go. We have to walk a long way, and we have to eat well.

16. If no one coaxes you for too long, your talent for acting coquettishly is slowly disappearing.

17. Life should be easy-going but not adaptable, tolerant but not accommodating.

18. Those seemingly magnanimous people do not have no emotions, but they understand that their goals are far more important than their emotions. Before you can become the person you want to be, you must remember: all negative emotions must make way for your goals.

19. When the road is blocked, choose to turn around; when the heart is unhappy, choose to be indifferent; when the love is getting farther and farther, choose to be casual.

Some things just go away after a while. Some people just forget about it. It was a bit bitter, but it was relieved by smiling. If you have a heart that is hurt, it will become stronger. The road of life is full of ups and downs, just go with the flow calmly.

20. While you are young, say more romantic words and do more childish things. Don’t be afraid of others laughing at you and missing the most beautiful moments and occasions in your life.

21. Growing up is so hard. If you don’t take the opportunity to become the master of your own life, it will be really worthless.

22. I don’t like others approaching me with purpose. Even though I have no use value, I am not afraid that you will use me to do something, but I am afraid that I will treat you with my heart, but in the end I will find that you have no use at all. No intention.

23. Only those who do not avoid pain and confusion are qualified to talk about optimism and determination. Fate will not be kind to anyone, and joys and sorrows will not be prepared just for you.

24. I don’t know many people, but I still want to fall out with you. Life is too short to tolerate you.

Twenty-five, think a thousand times, it is better to do it once. A gorgeous fall is worse than a meaningless wandering. People who cannot afford to lose often cannot win. If you don’t work hard, then you will only win in this life. Probably staying put!

26. If you are not brave enough, no matter how capable you are, you will still be a small person; if you are not courageous enough, your hard work throughout your life will be just a small achievement; on the road of growth, what we break through is not reality, but ourselves. On the track of life, defeating the opponent is only the winner in the field, defeating oneself is the strong one in destiny.

27. Don’t be greedy for meaningless people or things. How can you free up the hands that are carrying garbage to receive gifts. On the new journey, love and hate will be left to the past, and the past will not be looked back, and the future will not be compromised.

28. Throughout your life, you have to believe in this: you don’t need to work hard to keep what you can, and you don’t need to work hard to keep what you can’t. Come and go as you wish, don't force anything.

29. Don’t make trouble when I am serious, and don’t be arrogant when I am giving you face.

Thirty. No one can defeat you unless you are willing to fall. Without giving it a try, how do you know whether you are a person or a waste! People who are worse than you have not given up, people who are better than you are still working hard, what qualifications do you have to say that you can't do anything!

31. Be charming, kiss different lips, like different people, but don’t love anyone.

32. Don’t hang yourself on a tree. Some things may be solved by turning around. Many times, we can’t get through it because we are too rigid. Life, life, life, life.

33. Take good care of your body, do the things you like, and treat the important people well. Everything you want will be on your way.

34. Those who decide to forget, don’t feel overwhelmed when you see them again.

35. There are too many incomprehensible things in this world. All we can do is to love what we love and hate what we hate. Life is so short and we have to drink up all the good wine.

Thirty-six. Life is like a train. When it enters the station, some people get on the train and some people have to get off. After a journey together, let go when it's time to let go. This is the best ending for each other.

Thirty-seven. People are most afraid of the strangeness after deep friendship, the pain after seriousness, the use after trust, and the indifference after tenderness.

38. Eat well, sleep well, make yourself better, take out the garbage in your heart regularly, and everything will pass.

39. Never say that you are the unluckiest person in the world, otherwise God will think that you have underestimated his ability.

Forty. Sometimes I would rather be stupid than play tricks with others, because that is very tiring. However, I will only be stupid once for the same person. Sometimes it's not stupid, it's just to maintain the relationship and let you win.

41. In this world, no one can truly feel the pain of another person. Your heart is pierced by thousands of arrows, and you are in agony. This is only your business. Others may sympathize or sigh, but they will never know how badly your wounds have festered.

42. People who are not afraid of losing are the bravest, and people who do not give in are the most beautiful.

43. People who like you give you warmth and courage; people you like teach you love and self-control; people you don’t like teach you tolerance and respect; people who don’t like you teach you tolerance and respect. Let you reflect and grow. No one appears in your life for no reason. Everyone appears for a reason and is worthy of gratitude.

44. There is no job in the world that is not hard, and no place in the world that is not complicated. If you reject the current unpleasantness, time will not pass slower. So don't lose your temper at will, no one owes you anything.

Forty-five, when all enthusiasm is exhausted, who are you?

46. "The person has apologized, so just forgive him." This statement is a very vicious kidnapping. Apology is just an attitude of the person who made the mistake and should never be forgiven as a matter of course. Only the person who was hurt can decide whether to forgive or not. Likewise, it is the other person's fault, and no one should feel guilty for not being able to forgive others.

47. When I was young, I thought being alone was cool. When I grow up, I feel lonely is a very desolate thing. Now, I feel lonely is not a thing.

48. Life always leaves us bruised and bruised, but in the end, those injured places will definitely become our strongest places.

49. The most ridiculous thing in the world is that I know the truth, but you are still lying, and you still tell it so truthfully and deeply.

50. People in the past have their meaning, but don’t forget them too much. The people in the past are as good as the past, but the best ones are always the ones around you.

51. This world is so unfair. If you like something at first sight, you will like it. If you don’t like it at first sight, you won’t like it even if you look at it a hundred times.

52. People who can’t sleep late at night are full of stories. It's just that the people you want to tell don't listen; the people who want to hear your story don't tell it.

53. If you hate me, I don’t mind at all. I don’t live to please you.