Joke Collection Website - Joke collection - Original works in classical Chinese style

Original works in classical Chinese style

1. In order to manage the full-text translation of classical Chinese, Zhuge Liang once proofread the official documents himself, and Yong Yang, the main book, went straight in and advised: "There is a system for governing the country, and what the superiors and subordinates do cannot be confused.

Please allow me to use a metaphor of managing a family: now there is a man who orders his slave to plow the land and his maid to cook. The cock knows that a dog bites a thief, pulls a cart with an ox, and rides a horse without walking; Everything at home is neglected, everything you need can be met, you can sit back and relax, just eat and drink. Suddenly one day, I have to do everything by myself, no handmaiden, no chicken, no dog, no cattle and horses. As a result, I was tired of my body and trapped in trivial matters, which made me exhausted and depressed, but I accomplished nothing.

Isn't his talent inferior to that of handmaids and chickens and dogs? No, but because he forgot his responsibility as the head of the family. Therefore, the ancients said,' sit down and discuss it, and those who decide it are princes; People who carry out orders and do things in person are called literati.

So Bingji didn't ask about the killing on the road, just worried that the cow would gasp because of the hot weather; Chen Ping doesn't know about the country's money and grain income, but only says that "these people with their own specific responsibilities know", and they all really understand the truth of doing their jobs well. Now you are in charge of state affairs, sweating all day, but you proofread and correct official documents yourself. Aren't you tired? "Zhuge Liang thanked him deeply.

When Yang Qing died, Zhuge Liang cried for three days.

2. Translation of classical Chinese Make a friend and help you translate it.

Since ancient times, wise emperors still need to study hard, let alone ordinary people. Learning begins with the history of Confucian classics, and I can't say which are the key points. We only list important articles in modern times for enlightenment. The children of scholar-officials should be educated when they reach a certain age. Those who learn more will learn etiquette and biography, while those who learn less will at least learn the theory of poetry. When you reach the age of adult marriage, your body and personality are only slightly qualitative. At this time, you should double your discipline. People with lofty ideals can hone themselves and achieve great things; People who have no ambition will indulge themselves, relax and become ordinary people.

Separation is easier than goodbye, which is what the ancients valued. Jiangnan farewell dinner, crying to say goodbye. Prince Hou, Liang Wudi's younger brother, left the capital for Dong Jun to bid farewell to Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty. Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty said: I am old, and it is very sad and uncomfortable to leave you. Said and shed tears. The prince said goodbye in secret and left with shame. Because of this, I was blamed and drifted on the boat for hundreds of days, and finally did not leave. The custom in the north, disdaining to leave, parted ways at the intersection and turned around with a smile. However, some people seldom shed tears, but still smile despite their heartache; Such people should not be excessively criticized.

Borrow other people's books, cherish and protect them. If there is any defect or damage, stick the books together, which is also one of the many virtues of literati. Lu Jiang didn't finish reading this book in Jiyang. Even if he is in a hurry, he must wait until the book is sorted out, so that the book will not be damaged and others will not blame him for negligence. Some people's desks are in a mess, and their books are scattered all over the floor and lost. Most of them were children and slaves who scribbled and were destroyed by moths and mice. This is really detrimental to virtue. Every time I read a saint's book, I feel awe; There are five classics and the names of sages in the book, so I dare not get dirty.

Before Liang lived in Jingzhou, there was a man named Ding Kun, that is, Hong Tingmin, who was good at calligraphy, especially cursive script and official script. Xiaoyuan used him to write copywriting and record events. People in the military government think this is contemptible. Most people don't attach importance to him and won't let their children learn his calligraphy. There was a saying at that time: Ding Kun's ten words were not as good as Wang Bao's. I love his calligraphy, and I always treasure it. On one occasion, Ding Kun's words were sent to Xiao as a drink offering. Xiao offered a toast and said, What a calligrapher! Who wrote it? Why haven't you heard his name? Bian Hui answered truthfully. Zi Huan Yun said: This man is unparalleled in later generations, so it is a miracle that he is not praised by the world. People who heard this were somewhat impressed by Ding Jian. Soon he was promoted to be a doctor of Shang Cao, and later he became a servant of King Jin 'an, following King Jin 'an under Dong Wang. After the fall of Xitai, Ding Kun's calligraphy works were scattered, and Ding Kun also died in Yangzhou. People who looked down on Ding Kun's calligraphy before can't get a word from him.

Type every word well, just to make more friends like classical Chinese. After all, we can't lose everything from our ancestors.

3. The originality of the original text is also innate; Love is also produced when things happen. There are three products of sex, and the reason why it is sex is five; There are three kinds of feelings, and the reason is that there are seven kinds of feelings. What is this? There are three kinds of nature: upper, middle and lower. People who have reached the top are just right; In the middle, you can guide up and down; What goes down is only evil. The reason why it is sex is five: benevolence, courtesy, faith, righteousness and wisdom. Those who climbed the top of the mountain were the five, and the Lord was the one and the four; The middle one is in five, and the ambiguity is less, and it is mixed with four; Counting down is five, but counting down is the opposite of one and four. Sex depends on emotion. There are three kinds of feelings: joy, anger, sorrow, fear, love, evil and desire. Above, in seven miles, they move in seven miles; The middle ones are also in Qili, and some are lifeless. However, so are those who seek to fit in with them; Those who go down to seven die very seriously, and the same is true. Love to sex depends on its quality.

Mencius said that human nature is good; Gou Zi said: Human nature is evil; Yangzi's view of nature is that human nature is a mixture of good and evil. Husband goes from good to evil, from good to evil, and good and evil are mixed. Both have good and evil, and those who give up the upper and lower will get one and lose the other. When Uncle Fish was born, his mother saw it and knew that he would die with a bribe. Yang eats my life, and my aunt hears his name, and knowing it will destroy his Sect; Pepper grows bigger and bigger, and Wen Zi thinks it's great, knowing that if Ao's ghost doesn't eat. Is human nature good? When Hou Ji was born, his mother had no disaster, and when he began to crawl, he was awkward; King Wen is in his mother, and his mother is not worried. He was born, but Fu was not diligent and never tired of learning. Is human nature evil? Yao, Jun, Zhi Guancai, non-good, are traitors; Your obedience is not evil, but death is holy. Is human nature intertwined with good and evil? Therefore, the words of the third son are also true. Those who raise them and those who stay up and down will also gain one and lose the other. Yue: However, those ups and downs in nature cannot be moved. Yue: The essence of the world is easy to understand by reading. Next, the fear of power and the lack of sin. Therefore, superiors can teach and subordinates can manage. Its quality is what Confucius said.

Yue: Today's speech is different. Why? Yue: Today's words are the words of miscellaneous buddhas. Miscellaneous Buddha is also a cliche, but it is no different!

4. Classical Chinese translation of sexual relaxation 1. Translation:

There is a slow-witted person who is surrounded by fire with others in winter. He saw that the corner of someone else's clothes was on fire, so he slowly said to that person, "There is one thing that I have discovered for a long time and want to tell you, but I am afraid that you will be impatient;" If I don't tell you, I'm afraid you will lose too much. So, say it or not? " The man asked what it was. Answer: "The fire caught the edge of your clothes." The man quickly put out the fire and shouted at him, "Why didn't you tell me when you found out?" The chronic person said, "I told you you would be impatient, and sure enough!" " "

2. Original text:

Human nature is dull. In winter, people around the stove saw their skirts and tails on fire. They said, "I've been watching one thing for a long time. I said I was afraid you would be impatient, but I was afraid I would hurt you if I didn't say it." However, is it true? Don't say it, okay? " When people ask what this is, they say, "Burn your clothes." His man (jù) took his clothes and said angrily, "Why didn't you say so earlier?" "I said," I am impatient, I'm sure. "

3. This article is selected from jokes in Ming and Qing Dynasties.

5. I want to find an original classical Chinese 19. Guan Yu was once shot by an arrow, which penetrated his left arm. Later, although the wound healed, the bone often hurts every rainy day.

The doctor said, "this arrow is poisonous, and the poison has penetrated into the bone." You have to open your arms, scrape off the poisoned bones and remove the poison, so as to get rid of the root cause. " Guan Yu stretched out his arm and asked the doctor to dig it open.

At that time, Guan Yu just invited people to drink and eat together, and the blood on his arm spilled on a plate, while Guan Yu was still eating barbecue, drinking from his glass and laughing. 20. Yang Bailao, a white-haired female tenant, was widowed in her early years and had a daughter named Xi 'er, who was betrothed to Da Chun in the same village.

Huang Shiren, the landlord, was rich and heartless and forced by land tax. Yang Hao suddenly committed suicide by calling.

Elton, Xi, is in the jaws of death and is polluted by yellow. It's yellow and I want to sell it.

Happy and helpless, he fled in the middle of the night and hid in the mountains to pick (pick) fruits for himself. Revenge for the feast, sneak into the ancient temple, rob (rob) offerings, everyone thinks it's a ghost.

When the rebels (PLA) arrived, they were intercepted by Da Chun. Da Chun is very familiar with (look carefully), and she is a daughter.

The daughter's self-report was bumpy, and they couldn't help sighing (feeling). It can be said that it is easy to see the rising sun in the long night and turn the world upside down.

Since then, there has been no tyranny in the world, and wolves, tigers and leopards have all become ashes. Yang Bailao, a tenant farmer, was widowed in her early years and raised a daughter named Xi. Later, she married a young man named Da Chun in the same village.

There is a man in the village whose name is Huang Shiren, but he is too rich and heartless to force (Yang Bailao) to pay the rent. Yang Bailao shouted for help, and there was no escape, so he committed suicide. She immediately fell into the jaws of death and was raped by Huang Shiren.

Then Huang Shiren wants to sell Joey. Daughter had no choice, so she ran away in the middle of the night and hid in the deep mountains, picking wild fruits to eat.

Born for revenge, she sneaked into the ancient temple and robbed people of offerings to Bodhisattva. People thought she was a ghost. Later, when the PLA arrived, it was captured by Da Chun.

Da Chun, look carefully, it's a daughter! Who told (her) the rough experience, two people can't help feeling. This is exactly what happened: after a long night, we finally saw the sunrise, the revolution turned upside down, and the working people were masters of the country.

Since then, there have been no cruel laws on earth, and oppressors such as wolves, tigers and leopards have been burned to ashes (knocked down) by the people. 23: Li Yuan cried. It turned out that Li Yuan was lonely. When he was a few years old, he cried in the library.

The teacher said, "Why is the boy crying?" Words: "The lonely are vulnerable, and the poor are vulnerable. People who write books, scholars and relatives.

One wished him not to be lonely, and the other admired him for his knowledge, and he was sad, so he shed tears. The teacher said sadly, "I want to study!" " Words: "No money. "

The teacher said, "If the boy is ambitious, I will teach him for free." So I wrote a book.

In winter, I recited the Book of Filial Piety and The Analects of Confucius. Ethan's father died when he was very young. When he was a few years old, he couldn't help crying when he passed the bookstore.

The teacher in the bookstore asked him, "Why do children cry?" Li Yuan replied: "Orphans are easy to grieve, and the poor are easy to grieve. Those who learn and can learn must be children with parents.

I envy them for not losing their father and for going to school. I feel sad inside, so I cry. "

The teacher said piteously, "Come if you want to study!" Ethan said: "(I) have no money to study." The teacher said, "If you have ambition, my child, I can teach you for free, and I don't have to pay."

As a result, Ethan entered the school and studied hard. One winter, I recited the Book of Filial Piety and The Analects of Confucius.

24. The children feed the magpies. There are trees in the original courtyard. Their last nest, the magpie, has two sons who croak every day. After the gale, the tree broke its nest and two chickens fell to the ground.

I was overjoyed at the first sight and went home with my arms around me. I feed it at any time, love it very much, and fly for a long time. A cat came and took it away. The children were anxious to get rid of it, but they couldn't, stamping their feet and crying.

The son said, "if I knew, I would put it in your forest, so it wouldn't be eaten by the cat." This is also my fault. "

There is a tree in the yard with a bird's nest on it. Magpies feed two children in the nest and croak there every day. Later, in a strong wind, branches were broken, magpie nests were destroyed and two birds fell to the ground.

Children can't help but be happy when they see it. He takes the birds home to feed them every morning and evening. He likes it very much. They can't fly until they grow up. A cat came at me and took the bird away. The child ran after the cat at once, but when he didn't catch up, he stopped crying.

The child said, "If I had known this, I would have put you back in the forest and the cat wouldn't eat you." . This is my fault! "25, Liu's charity original Liu widow in a township also has a child, plowing in the fields during the day and weaving by candlelight at night, as in previous years.

There are poor people in the neighborhood, and Liu needs to help each other. Occasionally, Liu leaves his clothes to those who have no clothes.

Salt in the village is called good. However, I don't understand. I have complaints.

Mother warned: "being kind to others is the foundation of being a man." Who is not in a hurry? " Three years after the mother's funeral, the Liu family caught fire, and all the clothes in the house were destroyed (almost burned out). Neighbors send clothes and cut down trees to build houses for them. They all miss Liu's feelings. Liu Ershi's kindness from Wu Fang's mother.

Liu is a widow in a village with a son. She tills the fields during the day and lights candles at night to spin on the loom, all the year round.

With poor neighbors, she can always give them a liter and a bucket of food. Occasionally, if she has clothes to wear, she will give them her own clothes. Everyone in the village said that she was very kind.

However, her son didn't understand and his heart was full of complaints. His mother warned him, "It is everyone's duty to do good for others. Who is not in a hurry? " Three years after my mother died, there was a big fire in the Liu family, and the house and clothes were burned. Neighbors offered to give them clothes and cut down trees to build houses for them. This is all in love with widow Liu.

Only then did widow Liu's son understand the role of charity. 26. The owl meets the dove, and the owl meets the turtledove. Turtledove said, "Where are you going?" The owl said, "I want to move to the east."

Turtledove said, "Why?" The owl said, "everyone in the village hates my cry." For this reason, I will move to the East. " Turtle dove said, "if only you could change the barking;" If you can't change the sound of screaming, you must move.

6. The original 2/kloc-0 of the classical Chinese in the second volume of the eighth grade and Zhu's book Wu Jun are all clean, smoky and Tianshan * * * color.

Floating from the stream, anything. From Fuyang to Tonglu, it is unparalleled in the world.

The water is blue, and thousands of feet bottoms out. You can swim with the fine stones and look directly at them.

If fierce wave is in a hurry, the arrow will fly faster. The mountains near the shore are all cold trees, competing for novelty and beauty, competing for the high finger peak.

Spring rock, crisp; Good birds sing, they rhyme. Cicadas are endless, and apes are endless.

People flying in the sky, watching the peaks rest; He who is in charge of the affairs of the world looks at the valley and forgets to betray. The horizontal branches are covered, and the day is still faint; The thin strips set each other off, and sometimes the sun shines.

Mr. Wuliu said that Mr. Tao Yuanming didn't know who he was or what his last name was. There were Wuliu trees near the house because he thought the numbers were obscure. Quiet, quiet, don't be greedy.

Good reading, not asking for a solution; Whenever I know something, I will happily forget to eat. Sexual alcoholism, poor family is always not available.

I know when I am old, but I still buy wine. I got drunk after drinking it. Since I retired drunk, I have not hesitated to stay.

The ring is bare and can't cover the windy days; Short brown knot, ladybug empty. I often amuse myself by writing articles, which shows my ambition.

Regardless of gains and losses, die because of it. Zan: Qian Lou's wife has a saying: "Don't care about poverty, don't care about wealth."

Is his words true? Take pleasure in writing poems. No one with a family? GM Shi Tian's people? Ma said that only when Han has Bole can he have a swift horse.

A thousand miles away, there are not many boles. Therefore, although there is a famous horse, it is only humiliated by the hands of slaves, and it is not called a thousand miles to die in a trough.

A horse can travel thousands of miles, and a stone can eat it all. People who eat horses don't know that they can travel thousands of miles and still eat.

This is a horse. Although it has the ability to travel thousands of miles, it looks beautiful only because of lack of food and physical strength, and it is impossible to wait with an ordinary horse. Why not ask it to travel thousands of miles? If you don't follow the way, you can't make the best use of it, but if you sing it, you can't understand its meaning. If it is implemented, we must face it and say, "There are no horses in the world!" Oh! Is it really innocent? I really don't know anything about horses. 24 Send Dongyang Ma Song Lianyu to study very much when he was young.

Because my family is poor, I can't get books to read. I often borrow money from the library, copy it myself, and send it back on the appointed day. When the weather is cold, the water in the salt pond freezes into ice and I can't stretch my fingers. I still don't relax reading.

After copying, please go back to China, and dare not exceed the agreed time limit slightly. So most people will lend me books so that I can read all kinds of books.

Since it is crowned, it is beneficial to admire saints. He has also suffered from celebrities and tourists without owners. He has tasted hundreds of miles away and asked the pioneers in his hometown for advice.

Senior honorary person, Yemeni students crowded his room, and his words and attitude were never slightly euphemistic. Around Lishi, he assisted the suspect and leaned over to ask questions; Or the more respectful and polite you are when you meet, you dare not say a word; Please ask again as soon as it is happy.

So I was stupid and finally learned a lot. When he was a teacher, he dragged himself into the deep mountains and valleys.

In winter, the wind is fierce, the snow is several feet deep, and the skin is chapped. After entering the room, my limbs were stiff and I couldn't move. The servant gave me hot water and covered me with a quilt. It took a long time to warm up.

Stay in a hotel and eat two meals a day, without fresh fat and delicious enjoyment. All the students are all embroidered, wearing hats decorated with treasures, white jade rings on their waists, swords on their left and smelly faces on their right. In the meantime, I have no desire for beauty. I don't know if my mouth and body are not as good as people.

My efforts and efforts are probably like this. 26 Xiaoshitang remembers that Liu Zongyuan walked west from the top of the mountain 120 steps, and heard the sound of water across the bamboo, and his heart was full of joy.

Cut bamboo and walk along the road, and see the small pool below, the water is particularly clear. The whole stone is the bottom, close to the shore, and the bottom of the stone comes out, which is the island and the rock.

Green trees and vines, covered and twisted, staggered and brushed. There are hundreds of fish in the pond. They are all swimming in the air. The sun is clear and their shadows are on the stones.

Don't move, you are far away, and you seem to have a good time with the tourists. Looking from the southwest of the pool, you can see that it is zigzag.

Their shore potentials are different from each other and their sources are unknown. Sitting by the pool, surrounded by bamboo forests, lonely and empty, sad and cold, quiet and quiet.

It is too clear to live for a long time, but remember. Travelers: Wu Wuling, Gong Gu, Yu Dizong Xuan.

The second son Cui Shi said, "Forgive yourself and serve me." . 27 Yueyang Tower: Fan Zhongyan celebrated the spring of the fourth year, and Tengliu Baling County.

In the second year, the government was harmonious and everything went smoothly. Is to rebuild Yueyang Tower, add its old system, and engrave Tang Xian's poems on it.

It belongs to the composition to remember. Guanfu Baling wins in Dongting Lake.

Take a distant mountain, swallow the Yangtze River, and make a vast soup, boundless; It's sunny in the morning and cloudy at night. This is the grand view of Yueyang Tower, which was prepared by predecessors.

But the northern martial arts, the Antarctic Xiaoxiang and the poets who moved abroad will all be here, and they will look at things very well. If it rains, the moon will not open, the evil wind will howl, and the turbid waves will be empty; The sun, moon and stars are hidden, and the mountains are hidden; Business travel is bad and ruined; Twilight is boundless, tigers roar and apes crow. When you go to the temple building, you are homesick, sad, sad and sad.

If it is spring, it is calm and the sky is high and the clouds are light; Sha Ou Ji Xiang, swimming in the brocade scale; The coast is blue and green. Or the long smoke is exhausted, the bright moon is thousands of miles away, the light is shining, the static shadow is sinking, and the fishing songs are answered. How happy I am! When you arrive at Dunsi Building, you will feel relaxed and happy, forget the humiliation, and leave the wine in the wind, which will make you feel happy.

Hey, honey! Is it to taste the heart of the ancient benevolent, or to do something different? Don't be happy with things, don't be sad with yourself; If you live high in a temple, you will worry about your people; If you stay away from the Jianghu, you will worry about your husband. It's worrying about going in and going out.

But when will you be happy? It must be said that "worry about the world first, and then enjoy the world." Hey! Wes, who are we going home with? September 15th, six years.

28 Zuiweng Pavilion: Ouyang Xiu is surrounded by mountains. The mountains in the southwest, the forests and valleys in You Mei are beautiful.

After six or seven miles on the mountain, I gradually heard the sound of water gurgling between the two peaks and became a spring. When the peak turns, there are pavilion wings on the spring, and the pavilion is also drunk.

Who is the pavilion? Monks in the mountains are also wise and immortal. Who's the name? The satrap calls himself.

The satrap and his guests come here to drink, and when they drink less and get drunk, they call themselves drunkards at the highest age. The meaning of drunkenness is not wine, but also between mountains and rivers.

The joy of mountains and rivers, the place where the heart belongs, the place where the wine belongs. If the husband is in the forest at sunrise, the clouds will return to the cave, and the changes will be bright, and sooner or later in the mountains.

The wild fragrance is rich, the wood is beautiful and the shade is beautiful, the wind and frost are noble and clean, and the water is clear, and it is also in the mountains at four o'clock. Returning home in the morning and evening, the scenery at four o'clock is different and the joy is endless.

As for the loser who sings on the way, the walker rests in the tree, the former calls and the latter should help, and those who keep going back and forth swim. Fishing near the stream, deep fish fat in the stream, wine making in the spring, drunken fragrance in the spring, mountain products game, but as miscellaneous as before.