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3 words in the diary of the fourteenth day of the first month are urgent.
Part 1: Small Sculptures
There are many strange sculptures in our community. Today, I will introduce one of them to you. The name of the sculpture is "Party".
There are six lively and lovely "elves" of different sizes by the river in the community. They have big heads, big mouths and skirts like morning glory. They are having a happy "party". They are colorful, including blue, yellow, green, purple and pink. At night, they will also emit gorgeous lights. My favorite is blue. It is the largest of the six. I can see the beautiful scenery across the river with my mouth facing the other side of the river. I stood among them as if I had attended their "party". What a beautiful and interesting sculpture.
Chapter II: Building Block Wars
This afternoon, when I was sleeping with my mother, I built an "intelligent robot" and a "sonic spaceship" with Lego blocks. Tonight, my father and I are playing a building block war with these things.
I chose the "sonic spaceship", so my father naturally had to choose the "intelligent robot". I saw that I used the "induction missile", and my dad was caught off guard by me. When the missile flew past, it just hit the muzzle of my dad. Poor thing! Dad's muzzle immediately became a "range hood". Dad immediately became "angry" and began to fight back with all his strength! Dad used an "electromagnetic gun" on me, and I'm still gloating at this moment! But I didn't panic when I saw the "electromagnetic gun". I immediately used electromagnetic protection, only to see dad's electromagnetic gun bounce back and blow up dad's intelligent robot in one fell swoop! Dad still wanted to resist, but I used the gas cannon again, and dad's "intelligent robot" was immediately blown to pieces!
I wish I could play this game every day!
article 3: I give red envelopes to my elders
The Spring Festival is coming soon, and every household is busy. I am looking forward to a lively family dinner. After eating the New Year's Eve dinner, they are one year older. The happiest thing for children is to get the lucky money from their parents and grandparents.
this year, I want to give my parents and grandparents a red envelope and give them a longevity money. I want to thank my parents and grandparents for their cultivation and care. I want to thank them.
what will happen when they eat a delicious New Year's Eve dinner and receive my red envelope?
article 4: buying spring festival couplets
it's really boring recently, staying at home all day.
Today, my father asked me to accompany her to buy Spring Festival couplets. I am very happy to say yes, because we are going to buy Spring Festival couplets this afternoon.
As soon as I approached Xinhua Bookstore, a sudden warm current made me uncomfortable. "Zhang Haoyu, come and look at this, how about this!" Dad hurriedly waved and called me to go, but I don't know these things! I had to bite the bullet and say, "OK! You have the final say! " Dad said to me hypocritically, "You don't understand at all, do you? Now you just write these words on your face: Do you understand or not?" "Yes, yes, dad, can you tell me, which of these Spring Festival couplets is the first couplet and which is the second couplet, and how to distinguish them?" I asked my father with questions. "Oh, all right!"
"promise! Look, this is the second couplet,' Welcome the Spring Festival with birds and flowers'. The easiest way to distinguish the upper and lower couplets is the last word of the Spring Festival couplets, and the last word is the first sound of four tones, so this is the lower couplet; If the last word of the word is the first of the four tones, then this is an uplink. You can also tell by time. These are that two simpl methods, and of course there are more, so you have to learn by yourself. " Dad said while knitting Spring Festival couplets. "Oh, I see." I suddenly realized.
I got a lot from buying Spring Festival couplets. My father also told me that I read Spring Festival couplets from right to left. Post it from right to left, and then post it horizontally. If you post it wrong, you will make a joke. This harvest is really a lot.
Chapter 5: Oranges
On Sunday morning, my mother bought a bag of oranges from the fruit shop. I opened the bag and a smell came to my nose. I can't wait to take a half-green and half-yellow orange. Its skin is very shiny, and there are many small holes on it! I peeled off the skin and held the crescent-shaped orange petals tightly together. I gently took off an orange petal, put it in my mouth and chewed it gently, and the sweet juice was sweet to my heart.
oranges are not only delicious, but their skins can also be used for making tea and medicine!
Chapter 6: My happiest thing
My happiest thing is to be with my parents. My happiest thing is that my parents can take me to play in the park. My happiest thing is that my parents buy me chocolate to eat. My happiest thing is to set off firecrackers together during the New Year. Some people say that the most word represents the only one, and you can't say many things. If I am allowed to say only one thing, then my happiest thing is that I have my parents who love me the most.
article 7: making buns with my mother
today I will make buns with my mother!
Mom prepared the stuffed bun and flour, and began to make buns. At first, I was not good at rolling skin. It was always thick around and thin in the middle. I showed it to my mother, and she said, "You will reveal the stuffing if you roll the skin like this." I said, how can I roll it well? Mom said that she would roll it, and it was really good according to her method. The rolled skins made her very satisfied. I finished rolling the skin and then wrapped it for my mother. After a while, my mother and I made a big table of steamed buns.
I finally made a delicious pot of steamed stuffed buns, which is really a perfect masterpiece!
Chapter 8: Happy Birthday
Today is my birthday, and my mother is going to play in the children's park for me. As a result, it rained heavily today, and my mood suddenly lost a lot. My mother comforted me and said; "Then let's learn to make birthday cakes today! I jumped up with joy.
So my father and mother took me to the cake-making place. First, an aunt cut a delicious cake into two layers, then taught me to put the pulp in the middle of the cake, then put that layer of cake on it, and clamped the cream in the middle. Then, she taught me how to butter the cake. Finally, I spelled colorful flowers on the cake and a cute rabbit was playing. On the cake, I wrote with cream in a zigzag way.
A cake is finally finished. I am excited to show it off in front of my parents. When I got home, I couldn't wait to take out my own cake and eat it happily.
article 9: special mutton
last Saturday, my parents took me to a place where there was a famous dish called roast whole sheep. We ordered that dish, and soon the waiter in the store roasted a sheep on the stove. A man sprinkled seasoning on the mutton, and the delicious smell floated into my nose.
As soon as the mutton was put on the table, I began to cut the mutton with a knife, put it in my mouth with a fork, and ate it in a big mouth. It was delicious! Eating and eating unconsciously, the mutton is finished. Today, I really enjoyed myself!
article 1: blowing bubbles
today, my cousin and I played a game of blowing bubbles together. Just about to blow, my cousin said, "There is a plane." I looked up and found that there was no plane, so I turned around. My cousin found that I turned around and blew hard, blowing many colorful bubbles into my face. I was just about to start the counterattack when my cousin ran downstairs and hid. I went downstairs and found my cousin missing, so I thought of a way to lie to my sister and say, "Someone is coming to blow your bubble." When my cousin heard this, she panicked and exposed her head from the corner. So I blew the bubbles I had prepared into my sister's face, blowing colorful bubbles into her face. In this way, we blow me, I blow you, and have fun. Playing and playing, it's time for dinner, and our "bubble war" is over.
Chapter 11: Singing
One night, we were all very happy. I said let's sing at KTV! Mom and dad hit it off.
When we arrived at KTV, we booked a middle room, in which there was a playback TV, two microphones, a coffee table, a row of sofas, and the most important thing was a song-ordering machine ...
He was a little nervous when he sang, but it was nice and emotional. Mom sang "Keep the Roots". My mother sang this song with a very, very emotional voice, and she didn't panic at all. I like to listen to Jiangnan STIY. Although I can't sing, I can dance, and I will be exhausted after dancing.
I can sing ducks. I get flustered when I hold the microphone, but I don't panic when I sing. I sang very happily.
tell me, is our family of three good at singing?
article 12: wrapping jiaozi
today, our whole family will get together, and of course, the food will be changed here. Today, we had jiaozi for lunch, which was jiaozi wrapped by ourselves.
We started to wrap jiaozi. Our reasonable division of labor made us faster. I wrapped jiaozi, my mother rolled the noodles, and my father was responsible for cutting the meat. In fact, I can't even wrap jiaozi. It's always ugly, so my grandmother came to help me. She showed me a demonstration first. However, because grandma wrapped jiaozi too skillfully, she naturally wrapped jiaozi's movements very quickly, which always dazzled me. Finally, my grandfather who sat by showed me the maze. It turns out that the last step of jiaozi's package is always from going to the back, but the correct step is to turn from the back to the front. As the saying goes, it is learned to pay attention everywhere, and the three of us have our teachers. It turns out that Bao jiaozi also has so much knowledge.
At last, jiaozi, who tasted our own bags, showed a satisfied smile.
Chapter XIII: Spring Festival
Today, I got up early, looked at my new clothes, put them on quickly, brushed my teeth and washed my face carefully, for fear of getting dirty. Put on your shoes and go out to grandma's house. Go to grandma's house and have a look. There are so many people! I thought to myself, "I'm sure I'll get a lot of red envelopes this time, right?" As I pay a New Year call to everyone, I get a red envelope. After the New Year, I gave all the red envelopes to my mother, and I was going to use them to pay tuition and buy stationery after school started.
dinner, wow! A lot of delicious things. By the way, I can't overeat, so students should pay attention to it! In the evening, my sister and uncle and I set off fireworks. Stay away from the fireworks after they are lit to avoid injury. Wow! Fireworks are so beautiful, including red, green, yellow, various and strange ......
May your career leap forward; May your life be full of vigor and vitality! I send good luck to you in the New Year. I wish you and your family peace, health, happiness, fortune and auspiciousness, and enter the Year of the Little Dragon!
Chapter 14: Spring has come
The charming spring girl came to the world quietly with her carefully prepared gifts. She brought us warm sunshine, melted the winter snow and ice, and let us see the green mountains and green waters again; She brought us a soft spring breeze, and the fragrance of vegetation in the wind made people drunk; She brought us a light green color. When we opened our eyes, there was a new green everywhere in the grass and trees, which was only available in spring.
Miss Chun has also brought us a green mood, which makes people want to go out and have a look. You see, there are a few white clouds floating in the blue sky, like a lamb, a horse and a dragon. It's really varied and unpredictable. Look at the distance, the rolling green hills, one mountain green, one mountain green, one mountain thick, one mountain light, really like a beautiful landscape painting! There is also a dense forest under the castle peak. Tall and straight trees guard the "residents" in the forest like groups of guards, and groups of birds fly freely in the forest. Looking closer, the green grass looks like a huge carpet embroidered with red, yellow, pink and purple flowers. The river next to the grass is clear and bare, and the fish are playing in the water and swimming briskly.
such beautiful scenery is so vivid and energetic. "A year's plan lies in spring". We should seize the wonderful time and create a bright future.
article 15: release chickens
grandpa took me to haishu park to release chickens. I am so happy! This chick also seems to be "chattering" with joy for going out!
My grandfather and I took the chickens to Haishu Park. As soon as we put them on the grass, they immediately flew. Chickens are walking happily on the grass, pecking here and pecking there. Suddenly, a chicken pecked a bug in its mouth. I was shocked and quickly called my grandfather to come and see it. Grandpa said, "Hehe! I think this chicken is not simple, but it can actually kill pests. It's really amazing! " The chicken is really great. It is incredible that it can catch pests when it is so young! I quickly picked up this capable chicken, looked at it again and again, and loved it!
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