A few cold jokes, according to the degree.

1. Two bananas are walking in tandem on the road. The banana in front felt too hot, so it was peeled off. As a result, the banana behind them fell.

2. A loaf of bread was walking on the road. When I felt hungry, I ate myself.

3. A matchstick was walking on the road and suddenly felt itchy, so it scratched and burned itself to death.

4. A fudge was walking on the road and suddenly fell down.

Xiaoming got a new haircut. When he got to class, all the students laughed at his head as a kite. Xiaoming runs on the playground crying. At this time, a strong wind blew and Xiao Ming flew!

6. An egg goes to a teahouse to drink tea, and when it comes back, it becomes a tea egg.

7. Q: Why is the fish head so small?

I'm crazy.

8: A male deer ran on the road, running faster and faster, and finally became a "highway".

9: A person's face looks like an onion and cries when he walks.

Please have a look at this.