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Funny sentences edited with mahjong
My son began to call his father "sir" because he watched the TV series "Breakthrough". One day, I asked my father to teach him to play mahjong. My father insisted on saying no, but my son didn't believe me: "How can a leader not play mahjong? How did you do it?"
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Hong Kong people don't know simplified Chinese characters.
A Hong Kong businessman went to an office in the Mainland to do business. In the hall, he suddenly pointed to the 1 command line and said, "All offices in the mainland have mahjong halls!" Looking at mainlanders, we can only see the words "activity center for veteran cadres", which is deeply puzzling.
Hong Kong people say, "Isn't this the money activity center?" Hong Kong people can't read simplified characters and dry characters!
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= eighty thousand
Before rubbing hemp, the wife and husband reached a tacit understanding: I open my eyes and you make two cakes; Frown, out of seven; Open your mouth and hit 80 thousand; Rub your nose and turn red ... If you are expressionless, hit the whiteboard.
In the first three laps after the war, the two men cooperated seamlessly, the wife won a great victory and the husband was beaming. On the fourth lap, my wife suddenly had a toothache and couldn't help but open her mouth. My husband saw it and hit 80 thousand. The wife still opened her mouth and hit another 80 thousand.
There are four 80 thousand in succession, but the wife's mouth is still not closed. The husband was angry: "80,000, 80,000, you know 80,000, I am not rich, how can there be so many 80,000!" " "
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